|
Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5597754 - 05/06/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
I bet you know how to make an engine that runs on water right?
|
Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: ivi]
#5597786 - 05/06/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
ivi said: You mean to say you didn't?
You must have missed his thread from yesterday. The answer to all of this is perfectly clear.
A: Gathering the courage to inquire as to the status of his childhood sweetheart after ignoring her for 8 years, he finds out that she has married.
B: He feels the usual extreme mental pain only women can provide. (Plus generous helpings of self-pity and remorse)
C: He snaps. Rather than admit to himself that he has lost her forever and because of his own fucking up not calling her for years, his mind invents an imaginary scenario where his sweetheart has been the victim of foul play. This, in his mind, makes her still his. That he has placed his frustrations into an imaginary well-organized, world-wide gang displays his sense that he is the innocent underdog and that he has been treated unfairly by life. It also allows him to continue the facade indefinitely, all the while proclaiming his inability to deal with such a well organized adversary.
It's basic mental illness well illustrated..
Everyone becomes a "rascal" especially those who he perceives to be happy and successful. The out of control nature of his illness escalates, and he begins to feel to be the main focus of a grand, world-wide conspiracy.
And all because he didn't call his girl. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, call your women regularly lest they be turned to the darkside!
Edited by Microcosmatrix (05/06/06 02:58 PM)
|
ivi


Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,089
|
|
Who's the ninja?
--------------------
|
Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: ivi]
#5598167 - 05/06/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
|
THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
|
|
You know, I thought he was joking until one of the rascals called my phone.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
|
Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
|
|
HA nub, rascals have been calling me twice a day for two months. I just tell them they're not getting any more money and that's the end of it!
|
THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
|
|
Oh they are rascals too? Well then they call here about 10 - 15 times a day everyday.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
|
Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
|
|
What Danny Dickhard really ought to do is get his act together and hit some clubs. His old woman is sliding down a brand new bone, and while perhaps unfortunate that's just the facts.
|
Springs
Mine(d)


Registered: 05/08/04
Posts: 330
Loc: sky hi
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
|
Would suck too be caught up in parinioa this bad!
Well Im off to look for work, before I run out of money!
Edited by Springs (05/06/06 05:20 PM)
|
THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
|
|
Agreed. Eight years is an outrageous amount of time to obsess over somebody. Unless perhaps they died tragically.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
|
Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5598270 - 05/06/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
So where you at man, why not just come clean about this, be honest with yourself and everyone else, and start over fresh like most people just do?
|
Birds_Can_Swim
Fish Can Fly

Registered: 03/29/06
Posts: 1,269
Loc: Right in front of you, du...
Last seen: 17 years, 8 months
|
|
I believe you
I may or may not have had contact with a man who calls himself Rascal No. 6
Does a perverse man in his fifties wearing pink mean anything to you?
-------------------- There is no valid reason why you should be reading this
|
Rono
DSYSB since '01


Registered: 01/25/01
Posts: 16,259
Loc: Calgary, Alberta
Last seen: 10 months, 24 days
|
|
You know too much...
-------------------- "Life has never been weird enough for my liking"
|
ivi


Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,089
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5598466 - 05/06/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
Edited by ivi (05/06/06 08:09 PM)
|
Herbus
...

Registered: 10/19/04
Posts: 1,477
Loc: Reading the map...
Last seen: 10 years, 23 days
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: ivi]
#5598572 - 05/06/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
wonderful.
we need this sort of thread more often, beautifully curated humor post.
-------------------- ...
|
Birds_Can_Swim
Fish Can Fly

Registered: 03/29/06
Posts: 1,269
Loc: Right in front of you, du...
Last seen: 17 years, 8 months
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Herbus]
#5598682 - 05/06/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Communist gangster government
I can't get over how funny that is
I wonder when I listen to it sober...
-------------------- There is no valid reason why you should be reading this
|
GnuBobo
Frilly Cuffs Extraordinaire


Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 43,754
Loc: Charisma
|
|
Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: This is the same poster that bought a pressure cooker and didn't turn it on because he thought it might be a bomb.
I just want to remind everyone of that.
-------------------- Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!
|
drtyfrnk
PresidentialCandidate 2008



Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 2,961
Loc: Ontario, Canada
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: GnuBobo]
#5599058 - 05/06/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Fuck, I need to chime in on this shit.
This is going to be THE thread of 2006.
The Actor's name is TOM CRUISE!
The Scientologists are after free energy and GOMP is part of it! I swear it! The Bingo no known as -5 (That's right, negative 5) contacted me through ESP and has told me the truth about this. All he wants to do is get out of the Bingo's but they won't let him, less beating him within an inch of his life and then killing everyone he's ever looked at.
Everyone, Speak up against the Scientologists and Watch out!
They are coming for you...

-------------------- It's Krang, Bitch!
|
GnuBobo
Frilly Cuffs Extraordinaire


Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 43,754
Loc: Charisma
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5599065 - 05/06/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
You're an odd piece of manflesh.
-------------------- Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!
|
kilroy
Hightimes



Registered: 04/26/06
Posts: 768
Loc: Deep within my spirit
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
|
Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: GnuBobo]
#5599164 - 05/06/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
They are coming to take you away haha they are coming to take you away hehe to the funny farm
-------------------- IS NOT THE JOURNEY OF THE TRIP JUST AS IMPORTANT AS REACHING THE DESTINATION.
|
|