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drtyfrnk
PresidentialCandidate 2008



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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Tamadragon]
#5620353 - 05/12/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is the wierdest thread ever.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5620370 - 05/12/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah. I gave Ewok a widdle time out in the happy corner.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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BatCountry
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haha what the fuck has been going on here!? Its obvious this guy has just been binging on salvia and who knows what elses oh wait meth thats it meth and salvia for days is my guess
-------------------- Why Should I take Your Bad Trip? -Ken Kesey
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Hawkeye3
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: BatCountry]
#5620683 - 05/12/06 10:35 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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After reading this thread, I've decided I'm never, ever going to do drugs ever, ever again.
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Brainiac
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Hawkeye3]
#5623157 - 05/12/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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There are laws on the books that keeps us from giveing him what he needs.
Edited by Brainiac (05/12/06 10:42 PM)
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eligal
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Brainiac]
#5623168 - 05/12/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hes not that bad, we've all been there... right?
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Taco Chef
I found dead John Cheever


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: eligal]
#5623406 - 05/13/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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not where he goes. thats over the coo-coo's nest
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eligal
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Taco Chef]
#5623420 - 05/13/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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the coo-coos nest if far below where we are... you just dont see it cause we are too far up.
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Springs
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: eligal]
#5623500 - 05/13/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh the importance of being able to ground your self between take offs. lol
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Jalruza
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Re: Come on [Re: Springs]
#5624116 - 05/13/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have many mysterious friends, salvia is just one.
Robot can I ask you a personal question. What if I was to come into your house and then strangle your girlfriend with a string and then hit her in the face with my fist as hard as I could half a dozen of times…. What would you do, would you go and tell all your friends on a forum about it, what if they not only didn’t believe you but also started making fun of you and your girl? Wouldn’t that make you a slightly bit …. angry??
Don’t worry I’m calm now.
Edited by Jalruza (07/08/06 04:51 PM)
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Jalruza
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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624121 - 05/13/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Go see a shrink? Why? Just because I have the energy plans and you don’t? lol
By the way, do you wonna know where I dug out rascal from? I read it in a book, written by nobody else but one of The Lennons: RA Wilson, Schrödinger Cat!
But anyway, back to present. Spiders and Bed Bugs have been seen around local towns this week. Getting wasted at the inn’s and doing pretty much fuck all but riding around on their bikes.
I can feel that something is in the air, there is heat but theres something else, pressure in chest, as if standing near something rotten. I’m an expert and I pay attention to my feelings. Bikers are in town, but there’s somebody else, somebody I haven’t met yet…
Me and my buddy had lunch today in town , ate couple steaks, washed it down with a few pints, and sat down in the beer garden in the after noon. He told me he made a couple of phone calls, called in a couple of favors and got us professional spike strip!! He also laid down on the table a bundle with grenades: bangs and flashes, he also got a couple of military flares.
In the house we have air rifles, mace, and a few traps, looks like bear traps but smaller.
Ehhhh, we have a long road here the goes around the field and then runs for another few miles and then joins a larger road. So all the way from that intersection to my house we got couple good miles. At night nobody drives on that road unless its me or my friend. Farmers that live further down the road all go to bed around 8 pm and get up around 5 am.
So two possible areas of infiltration are the road and the field around the hosue… I need to think and plant some flash bangs around this area, plus I got spike strip and traps. What im thinking right, I think im gonna plant the spike strip by the intersection. And plant a few grenades a bit further down the road. The likely scenario spike strip is gonna take down at least one or two bikes / cars when they come in. After that I think they will park and proceed on foot. That’s where grenades will work, I will set them on a side of the road and put a string connection to the other side, so when they walk they gonna get hit big time, im not sure which grenades I should use, the ones that blind them or the ones that scare the shit out of them when they go with a massive 120 decibel bang! Shroomery decide!!
On the field I think I will use a mixture of both flashes and bangers and set them up in various spots all over the field! I might also include a couple of traps for a good measure if its not too evil? What do you think?
Also we gonna set up a coupe of rockets armed with flares in our garden pointing at the field, pin the flares, send the rockets and when they explode they should be about 1000 yards above the field. Will give us a good 20 – 30 seconds of powerful flare light that will illuminate most of the field when they go.
Im not gonna plant them just yet, im gonna wait and see what the bikers are up to first.
Edited by Ewok (05/15/06 04:06 AM)
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Jalruza
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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624131 - 05/13/06 10:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Last night Number 3 STUNG my old parents house. Don’t ask me how I know but I do, he is now aware that im not in Gloucester anymore. I am trying to find something on the news now, anything about hold ups or break in in the area. What I think happened they got the new flat owners in a condo block of flats to open the door around midnight and entered the flat.
It seems that number 3 is not risking his ass in the country, his is a towny in both senses, so he got Spiders and bed bugs to take care of the country side while he got the city covered. Interesting.
This is shit, now I cant really stay with my parents at weekends anymore, its not really secure now. Number 3 is a bloody knife aficionado I wouldn’t want him sneaking around the block on me when I visit my folks or walk in the area. So number 3 got screwed last night, now he has to take a train all the way back to Newcastle, try and find out new address, take the train back, pay the full adult fare lol. Number 3 is such a towny, he used to say that he never buys train tickets, he always gets on the train and hopes to evade the ticket inspector or if not he gets kicked off on the next station and must wait for the next train. Very very GHETTO lol.
There are two possible places to get a hold of my new address, only two people know, the head chef and the HRM manager where I worked…
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624136 - 05/13/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread is still around? hahaha
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Jalruza
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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624141 - 05/13/06 10:35 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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My friend on the other hand had a sleepless night last night as well. It seems bikers now gave up on the field and started using 3 mile stretch of the country road between intersection and farmers house as a race course. Zapping at near speed of sound back and forth while shouting and swearing each time they pass my friends house, throwing beer bottles.
When I visited my buddy today, I hear Vietnam era rock blaring out of the sound system in the house and he tells me this is going to stop, soon. ROFL!! This is going to be fun.
I have decided where to place a spike strip, instead of planting it by the intersection we gonna plant it by the house – for a better view! next time they gonna race they gonna get a very nasty surprise! Another idea is to place bang shot about 10 yards further down from spike strip. This way the tires go first, then when he tries to figure out what happened another bang sends him of his trajectory and he falls down like a pile of shit.
I on the other hand better start thinking what to carry with me during the day and when I visit my parents…
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Jalruza
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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624143 - 05/13/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i see you changed your avatar
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624154 - 05/13/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ya I like to rotate them for variety
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cybrbeast
Up, then down, then...



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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624205 - 05/13/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've also made nonsensical posts on the Shroomery and thought that I was fine, that I was a god. Then I got put away and I crashed. Oh the mess of bipolarness. Also the reason for my my 4 shroom rating.  I'm on meds now, hope they work.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Come on [Re: Jalruza]
#5624349 - 05/13/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think you are a great example of what happens when someone abuses too many drugs, especially salvia. And that's just my honest opinion.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Jalruza
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Hey I am university educated!
man i havent done shrooms in months, are you holding cos i really want some
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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why, what does a chronic salviahead act like?
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