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Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers
    #5592810 - 05/05/06 03:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn!

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/02/D8HBT4CO1.html

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A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.




Double Damn!!

But then again why does this happen?

During those infrequent times when I actualy have to sit to use the public restroom I allways take care of a couple of things first.

First I inspect the toilet seat.

And then I take toilet paper and wipe it off real good.

If I still do not feel safe I line the toilet seat with toilet paper.

Dude must have been in a big hurry.

Edited by gregorio (05/05/06 05:42 AM)

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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5592820 - 05/05/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i always cover the seat with toilet paper


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: eligal]
    #5592823 - 05/05/06 03:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

public bathrooms suck


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5592829 - 05/05/06 03:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I do exactly the same shit that you do, before shitting. You know there are always jackasses hat don't lift the seat to piss.


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5592838 - 05/05/06 03:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'd rather just go in the woods behind wal mart if I had to go that bad.

Usually it's no problem just waiting till i get home though.


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: eris]
    #5592906 - 05/05/06 04:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The thing i dont get about public toilets is why the fuck do people piss all over the place?? No matter how fucked up i am on however many different drinks and drugs, i can always ALWAYS manage to piss into the toilet... am i special or something??


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: Dfekt]
    #5592911 - 05/05/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Beats me.. it's sick. Really sad what some people do.

I've seen far worse than just piss all over.. some bathrooms I've seen have had shit in johns, smeared all over the walls and mirrors.

Why anyone would take a shit in a stand up toilet made for pissing is BEYOND me.

:rofl2:

:puke:


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: Dfekt]
    #5592913 - 05/05/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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MistaMiner said:
The thing i dont get about public toilets is why the fuck do people piss all over the place?? No matter how fucked up i am on however many different drinks and drugs, i can always ALWAYS manage to piss into the toilet... am i special or something??




No, you're just not a douche bag who has a shred of common curtesy for other people. Welcome to the world. It's full of assholes.

I've never pissed in a hamper(or anywhere else abnormal) totally shitfaced, although I hear people doing this kind of garbage all the time.

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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: monamine]
    #5592933 - 05/05/06 04:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think some of that behavior is just for the sake of pissing others off or grossing them out.

Must give a thrill to them to cause a disgusting mess.

:shrug:


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: eris]
    #5592961 - 05/05/06 05:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


im prolly gonna get a job at a wal-mart.

Get this the Mall near my place is opening a wall mart!

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You ever heard of a walll-mart in a mall!


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: blissedout]
    #5592975 - 05/05/06 05:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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blissedout said:
I do exactly the same shit that you do, before shitting. You know there are always jackasses hat don't lift the seat to piss.




That's men for you.

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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5592976 - 05/05/06 05:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

In Switzerland I saw these toilets a couple of times. They have a plastic covering where you can push a button and a new fresh layer of plastic slides over. Bit extreme.


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Hygolet S2000 Automatic Toilet Seat
A product of Swiss ingenuity. The seat is covered with Hygoplast plastic sleeve which is automatically wound round the seat by the user passing their hand over the light sensor on the side of the unit. This ensures each users has a totally hygenic seat on which to sit.

This seat is fully installed by the supplier, runs on a battery pack and will service around 1000 seat renewals per battery pack. Replacement sleeve packs come in packs of 6 and each will recover the seat 100 times.




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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5592981 - 05/05/06 05:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds good to me.

But you know; is it more important to wash your hands before or after?

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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5593033 - 05/05/06 06:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

IDK, I think moderate hygiene is important. People who overdo it are much more prone to allergy infection IME.


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5593046 - 05/05/06 06:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

gregorio said:
Sounds good to me.

But you know; is it more important to wash your hands before or after?




probably more important to not touch anything on your way out. you're grabbing the same door handles that everyone else who walked in and out did. think everybody washes their hands?


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5593319 - 05/05/06 09:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I'd rather just go in the woods behind wal mart if I had to go that bad.

Usually it's no problem just waiting till i get home though.




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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: kotik]
    #5593341 - 05/05/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I just shit on the floor if its too bad to squat on

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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5593345 - 05/05/06 09:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i never understood why women leave used tampons/pads on the floor. women are the most disgusting bathroom users in the world in my opinion.


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: gregorio]
    #5593435 - 05/05/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Public toilet shitting protocol:

1. find toilet w/o a mass of poo/toilet paper in it.

2. clean lid off w/ masses of toilet paper, making sure to wipe under the rim so you don't get any nasty liquid on your ass when you sit down.

3. put one of those sanitary covers on the lid (or toilet paper if your state doesn't do sanitary covers).

4. shit directly onto the toilet paper you left behind from the wipe. this makes it possible to avoid splashing gross public bathroom toilet bowl water on your ass.

5. wipe, flush (or not if it was a lame public toilet shitting experience).

6. leave bathroom after washing up and breathe...you're done.


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Re: Beware Wall-Mart Shoppers [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5593443 - 05/05/06 10:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Girls bathrooms are the worst, I just wait till I get home.

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