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OfflineKristiMidocean
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LNC BITCHES!
    #5583705 - 05/02/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hey yall sorry I have been missing from the GREAT LNC..BUT I got in a nasty car wrech and have been out fucked up for the last few days. WWITH NO FUCKING CAR!..ITS ONE BIG MARBLE MY CAR

I hit a cement wall going 70mph and the firefighters have no idea why I am still here.

BUT NEVER the less they shot my up with morphine and I felt alright .. I have a hair line fracture in my colar bone and deep tissues brusing oh an cutes from the seat belt and shit like that but other then that the lortab is awesome and so are the muscle relaxers!!!


SO LETS GET FUCKED UP AND PARTY WHO IS DOWN FOR A DRINKIIING GAME?


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583718 - 05/02/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Women who cuss make me nervous.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583730 - 05/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Where did you have your wreak.

Hope you heal ok


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583732 - 05/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Holy crap!

*WHEW* *PHEW*

Damn!

Well, glad you're okay, but apparently trhe accident affected your ability to see LNC threads. :lol:


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583733 - 05/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

holy fuck

love to get some sauce in me right now but im all out

just listen to slayer instead :headbanger:


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583739 - 05/02/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Sucks to hear about your wreck, good thing you're OK though could have been a lot worse. Quick help, how do you upload an mp3 on this site, I see people do it all the time.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: barfightlard]
    #5583741 - 05/02/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

oh shit there is another lnc?? ,my bad yall... I am prety fucked up right now.. I got in a wreck on I35 I dallas


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583747 - 05/02/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Got some Sabbath here. Long day/night...just relaxing. No bud, beer, anything. Oh well...


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583757 - 05/02/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Thats a easy driving road. Stone ,drunk maybe runned of the road?


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583816 - 05/02/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Holy shit girl, that's pretty nuts.  The coller bone is one of the most painful bones to crack/break.  Ouch.  Take er easy!  I'll have a drink for ya!  :grin:


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583820 - 05/02/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

KristiMidocean said:
WHO IS DOWN FOR A DRINKIIING GAME?




You know I am. Until I get b4nn3d.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583860 - 05/02/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I am getting messages from a woman with 3 kids, single mother..but she is most likely against drugs but not alcohol.
Fuck that, I need a hippie chick...I am not even gonna give her my number, I am gonna keep mailing her and link her to my myspace link..if she is still wanting me, I highly doubt I want her.
If I hooked up with her I would have a 3 kid family, WTF? I dont think so...:lol:
I think I will just be her friend, online..only. Because i am a nice guy.


Edited by skunk78395 (05/02/06 10:50 PM)


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5583862 - 05/02/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Howz it going tonight?


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KaptKid]
    #5583888 - 05/02/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I was sober... It was rainging and I took a curve a lil too fast for the rain


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583898 - 05/02/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OFFER OF A DRINK!?


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5583940 - 05/02/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

would you care for a shot?..........































of morphine.. they asked...

why yes she said


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583946 - 05/02/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Nice :smile:

I like to mix large amounts of opiates with my glaringly obvious alcohol problem.

It makes me feel all warm inside.  and sometimes outside too.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5583951 - 05/02/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Can see that happening. Those hwy's get a lot of oil on them.

Wish I had a bottle. I would have a drink with you. Oh well I'm headed to bed.
Peace


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5583953 - 05/02/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah .....................me too


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5584024 - 05/02/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The craziest thing happened to me last night. I was flying home from the AZ gathering, and had a 3-hour layover in LA. On the plane back to Sacramento, I saw this chick who was checking me out. When I was at baggage claim and she saw me carrying my guitar, she asked me what kind it was. Anyway, we talked for a while, and long story short, I got her number. Score!


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: Silversoul]
    #5584070 - 05/02/06 11:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

it isn't a score until you get the penis inside one of her orifices.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584071 - 05/02/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

He's 100% correct.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584072 - 05/02/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

We'll see about that this weekend, hopefully.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584078 - 05/02/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ok, I got some Paisano, and some Jack Daniels.... and my roommate has some killer yum yum good shit tequila, but I have to wait til she goes to bed before I get into it.

So... wine, or jack?


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: Silversoul]
    #5584080 - 05/02/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I mean, im all hopeful for you digging into the whisker biscuit, but right now you are swinging at the plate with 2 balls and 0 strikes.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584083 - 05/02/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

wHine.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584091 - 05/02/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

which is a good shot at getting walked to first base and then you have to steal your way home.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584099 - 05/02/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

TM, what do you do for a living? you got mad stock or something? I thought I was the only one who can justifiably wake up at 9pm on a Tuesday and still keep my job.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584110 - 05/02/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm semi-retired and self-employed doing PC networks. My time is my own. :smile:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: TM]
    #5584135 - 05/02/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

oh yeah, my dad cracked up when he saw that picture. I think he printed it out and put them all over his office.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584154 - 05/02/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

Gimme some more pics of him and some bodies you wanna see him on.

I can do those all night.


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: TM]
    #5584160 - 05/02/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I wish my free trial wasn't up on my photoshop.

Im sure there are plenty of ways around it, but I only know enough about computers to really fuck them up good.


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584217 - 05/03/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I have tooo much to do tomorrow I have to get off of here!!! NIGHT NIGHT YALL


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5584233 - 05/03/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Goodnight pumkin.

:stoned:


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584235 - 05/03/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Night Kristi

I don't use PS to do those... I use Photo Fantasy :wink:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: TM]
    #5584447 - 05/03/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anyone still up?


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Re: LNC BITCHES! [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #5584449 - 05/03/06 03:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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