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bhamlaxy
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How to pass a drug test
#5583642 - 05/02/06 10:18 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Not sure if this is the right forum, it can be moved if necessary. I put it in here because it would get the most exposureAlso, it can be stickied for reference if needed.
I come on here a lot and see people asking about drug tests, and how to pass them.
First heres a little background on my story. After a non-drug related incident landed me with a drug test, I admitted I would fail in court during the pretrial, since I had smoked very recently. This turned a small time of non-reporting probation into a year of reporting probation, two drug tests a month, marijuana classes, community service, and huge court costs.
The day I found out about my drug test, I was nervous about not being able to urinate when I went, So I drank about 6-7 cans of green tea during the day before my test. I had smoked a little bit 2 weeks before my test. Somehow, I ended up passing. This sparked an interest in me. If i'm able to accidentally pass, think of what I could do if I actually put effort into it!
A few weeks later, I continued smoking. I found out I had about a month until my sentencing. Then I discovered my sentencing had been rescheduled, in 5 days! I had smoked a blunt or two of chronic every day for the past few weeks, and knew I was pissing very very dirty. Erowid reports that a single use can stay in the system from 48-72 hours, and habitual use (my style) can stay in up to 12 WEEKS!
By the way, I have a very slow metabolism, meaning that it takes a very long time for the metabolites to leave my system.
Gaining information from other websites, I put together a concrete plan to pass my test. Here it is. You can adjust it however you please.
48 hours before the test, if possible, I take a creatine supplement (available at any health store) I take two doses 48 hours before, and 2 doses 24 hours before. 8 Hours to test: Take four aspirin 4 Hours to test: Take four aspirin, drink two-three tall glasses of water Then, drink one-two tall glasses of water every 15 minutes, up until the test. Im not talking about a GIANT glass, just a normal pretty big glass. Urinate as frequently as needed. 2 hours before test, take 4-5 vitamin B2 complex 1 hour before the test, take 4 rolaids (any flavor will do)
Thats it, now ill explain each step.
Creatine supplement- Many labs will test for the creatine levels in your urine as part of a specimen validity check, basically a check to see if its been diluted or not. I started using this, but more recently I haven?t, as Ive found out my probation department does not test the creatine levels. If you don?t know whether or not the levels will be tested, its better to be safe and just take creatine.
Aspirin- On a very common type of test, the EMIT test, aspirin causes a false negative. The EMIT test is one of the more common types. At my probation place, the EMIT test is the intial test, and if its positive, its sent in for a more advanced test, called GC/MS. You can see the science of this here. Here. It has lots of science type language, but basically Salyclic acid, which is what aspirin turns into in your system, sort of tricks the drug test into thinking there are much less, or no drugs in your urine. Be careful though, as this much aspirin can cause stomach aches, so make sure to eat something with each dose.
Water- I begin with a few glasses to kick-start the process. You will want to urinate at least 3-4 times before your drug test to make sure you are clean. The water is pretty much the main ingredient in this process. It makes it so your urine is made up of nearly all water, instead of bodily wastes. The aspirin checks this back, by masking any small amounts of THC metabolites that may have found their way into your urine.
Vitamin B2 complex- The primary validity check of urine at my testing site is color. As you begin to urinate from all this water, you will start to notice that your urine is perfectly clear. This will usually tip off the drug testing employees, who usually will ask you to retest. Taking a large dose of the Vitamin B2 complex 2 hours before you have to go for the test will turn your pee a bright, almost radioactive yellow. It works extremely well at masking the color. Sometimes I would accidentally take the vitamins to late, so the first time I go, it is completely clear. They make me retest in one hour, which works out perfectly. Id already have to go pee again in an hour from all the water, and by then the vitamins will have kicked in.
Rolaids- Another possible validity test is the specific gravity. Here they compare the specific gravity to that of water, and if its too close it is untestable. Rolaids add salts to your urine, increasing the specific gravity. Another option would be to substitute the water with slightly salty water, or even Gatorade. Once again, I?m not even sure if my place tests this, but some do, and at this point id rather be safe then sorry.
Magic detox drinks Lots of people will tell you that they live by magic detox drinks. These are drinks that can be bought at headshops, liquor stores, or online, which claim to get you to pass a drug test, or your money back. The truth is, they are a complete waste of money. I trust my method more then any magic detox drink, and not only that, $10 will buy you all the supplies for a few YEARS of testing, while $40-$120 will buy you a detox drink for one test. These drinks ussually have vitamin B, creatine, and water (sound familiar??) and almost always involve drinking lots of extra water. Additionally, the money back guarantees dont always work, as the company will claim that you must have done something wrong.
Putting it to the test My method was truly put to the test last week. I made probably the stupidest decision in my life, and decided to smoke it up the week of 4/20 while on probation. A failed test would mean I wouldn't go to college, I wouldn't get a high paying summer job over the summer, and would spend 90 days in jail. Don't ask me why I decided to smoke, I dont know what the hell I was thinking, but whats done is done.
Starting on the saturday before 4/20, I smoked about one joint of chronic everyday. Then early morning 4/20 (midnight-5am) I smoked 2 joints of chronic, a king size joint of chronic/kief mixture, 2 bubbler bowls of chronic/kief mixture, and a fat bowl of the mix. I woke up the next day, and discovered I would be tested the next morning. I had all that THC in me, plus leftover amounts from 2-3 weeks ago.
In the end, I passed the test next morning. Because of these circumstances, I upped the water to about a glass every 10 minutes. Sitting in the parking lot before the test, I was praying to pass my test. I promised myself that I would quit until I was off probation if I could just pass this one test. And I passed. I also passed another one (11 days after 4/20) today.
Warning Although I feel this method can be used to pass any test, I have to admit it is a BITCH doing it. My tests are ussually at 7am, meaning I need to wake up very very early to start the process, leaving me drained all day. Also, without food, the aspirin will give you stomach aches. The last two times I tested, I ended up throwing up from the water. I wasnt DEATHLY ill, but I just felt uncomfortable for a few minutes, culminating in puking up water. It sucked, but its obviously better than jail.
Conclusion Although I dont recommend smoking on probation, I do believe this system can work for pretty much everything. I had a LOT to lose, and I trusted it and it worked. I wouldn't guarantee it 100% everytime, but I'd trust it more then any magic potion drink. I would rather die then fail a test. If you put the effort into this method, it will work every time.
Other Options If your test isnt going to be observed, then substitution is the way to go. Do some research on the net, as there are many methods using things ranging from condoms to travel shampoo bottles to get a clean friends urine to the right temperature, and into the cup. Also synthetic urine is an option, many people swear by products such as Quick Fix 4.0.
I wouldn't reccomend adding things to the urine. I've heard kids mention visine, or bleach. These are no where near fool proof. They may decrease the amount, but not eliminate it. They will also completely throw off numbers such as pH, if its tested for.
Any questions? Just ask! I'm trying to help the community deal with a problem that many of us have and will continue to face in our lifetimes.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5583695 - 05/02/06 10:28 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Oh, I forgot a section
Common Myths:
Drinking water for days coming up to the test- This won't do anything, and won't decrease the amount of time it takes for the THC to leave your system, its just a waste of time. Starting 4 hours before the test is fine.
Exercise- It works, but very very slowly. Fat-burning exercise will slowly lose the fat cells that contain THC. But very, very slowly. And beware, when you are exercising, the amount of THC in your urine will be a little higher, since it is leaving your body faster. Although its a pretty miniscule increase, when so much is on the line many people wouldnt want to take the chance. Many people choose to heavily work out up until around 4 days before the test, then abstain.
Dipping in the toilet- I just saw a post about this. This is a very bad move for a few reasons.
1. Many sites will have some sort of chemical, or colored water in the toilet that will immediately spark suspicion. 2. Most cups will have a temperature sticker right on the side to immediately get the temp of the sample. Cold toilet water will throw it WAY below the required temp. 3. The color will be way too clear.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5583721 - 05/02/06 10:31 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Drinking a shit load of water will actually beat a dip stick test as long as it doesn't go to a lab. It doesn't make the THC metabolites go anywhere but it dilutes your urine so much that they don't show up.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5583745 - 05/02/06 10:35 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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you could just not do drugs
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: pantsboy]
#5583762 - 05/02/06 10:38 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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pantsboy said: you could just not do drugs
Yea, Ive kind of realized that, and would recommend that to anyone on probation.
But many people are caught by surprise, with something for a job possibly, and this could prove useful to them.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5583803 - 05/02/06 10:43 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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I dont get tested for PTI anymore, but I just made my mind up to quit all 'detectable' drugs. Well the ones on the NIDI 5, that is. Well until I am off being tested. When I am off I am only going to smoke it a few days at a time, then go without the rest of the time. I enjoy a cannabis high better when I don't use as often.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5583924 - 05/02/06 10:57 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Think I'll just till I'm off probation to smoke again.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: KaptKid]
#5585567 - 05/03/06 12:21 PM (18 years, 20 days ago) |
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Man i've been on probation for 5 months was pefectly honest with teh guy when i first showed up. Told him all the drugs I've done even told him I had last done it a few days before. I pay him every month and do my community service, and I havent been tested at all. You must have looked really guilty to get it twice a month. I mean I'm a long haired hippy in Texas man...
Oh yea the best way to pass(I know because of my buddy) is to drink tons of water for a few days and work construction 10 hours a day in 100 degree heat(or any other manual labour). He has been tested a few times and hes always dirty, but has never got a positive. Water, and Sweat. I know you city boys out there were hoping for a magic potion. Sorry guys. Peace
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: blaze2]
#5587841 - 05/03/06 09:12 PM (18 years, 20 days ago) |
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blaze2 said: Man i've been on probation for 5 months was pefectly honest with teh guy when i first showed up. Told him all the drugs I've done even told him I had last done it a few days before. I pay him every month and do my community service, and I havent been tested at all. You must have looked really guilty to get it twice a month. I mean I'm a long haired hippy in Texas man...
Haha I really tried to play my cards right. Im on the debate team at school, so I know how to sound convincing and everything, but this judge absolutely HATES all teenage drug use. I wore nice clothes and everything. I also have long hair, so maybe that hurt.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: pantsboy]
#5588978 - 05/04/06 02:36 AM (18 years, 20 days ago) |
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pantsboy said: you could just not do drugs
Not that I necessarily recommend it, but when I was on probation I used to fool tests as a matter of principle because I felt like they had no right to invade my privacy or tell me what to put into my own body, especially since my offense had nothing to directly do with drugs. Even if I didn't want to, I probably would have smoked weed out of spite.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: monamine]
#5944602 - 08/08/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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probation sucks, they surprised me with a drug test on 6-6-06, and I wake and baked with a blunt that morning before school. most of the drinks you buy at head shops will dilute your test, depending on the quality of the test, it may test for dilution. my best freind has been taking and passing drug tests for a couple months now, he uses "sure gel" its a jello product that you mix with a gallon of water and drink. he drinks 2 gallons to be safe. also if you take alot of viatamin b3 (niacin) cleans out your system
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: CodyH]
#5955895 - 08/12/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've been on probation for a year and a half now and have been getting dropped once a week for the past 6 months. There has been times when I've smoked 3 days before a test and passed. Dipstick is easy to beat though. Aspirin + water + vitamins like the man said. I started just smoking once a week after I let myself completely clean out, you can easily get away with this if you smoke the day you dropped after you get out. A single session is eliminated from your body quiet fast, and you can get pretty blazed of a much smaller amount since you aren't smoking as much (at least for me). Also drink some beers as many days as you can before your test, the alcohol helps leach some of the THC out of your fat. Since I don't feel like risking a good amount of time of my life anymore, I just decided to stop smoking. Although I think I would probably go ballistic if I did get sent to work camp for smoking a goddamn naturally occurring plant.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#6357887 - 12/11/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I know this is old but of all the beat a drug test posts and all the peolpe asking about drug tests i think this thread will be of use to at least a few people.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: StroFun]
#6358871 - 12/11/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ummm, way to copy something off another website and not give the author any credit, you got all that info from one source. You may have searched a while, but you didn't gather all that information yourself, you stole it. Not cool. Give the guy you stole it from some credit. I believe part of his name is N2, he's a regular in a cannabis forum somewhere. I can't remember at the moment, since I smoked some cannabis.
Edit: After a little bit of searching I found the forum this was taken from. It's good advice, I can vouch for it, so can many members in that forum, but N2pot deserves credit for all the research. Heres the LINK .
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Thank you for the link, i don't have the balls to try it but i just might use it later on in life.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#6377794 - 12/16/06 07:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I passed a test by adding a few drops of bleach to the sample. I smoked the very same morning.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: Catalysis]
#6405920 - 12/28/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Catalysis said: I passed a test by adding a few drops of bleach to the sample. I smoked the very same morning.
Really because my friend tried that and he said it didn't work. Otherwise, I've heard of much success when using the wizzinator.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#7013906 - 06/05/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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damn im gonna need this, i just had a few days off from work after getting in an argument with the assistant manager and i realised i hate my job and when they called me to ask why i was late i just told them i quit, ive applied at 10 differnt places and most of them drug test im just gonna drink crap loads of water and take some vitamins
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: kintos]
#7067250 - 06/19/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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had smoked a little bit 2 weeks before my test.
Ok, I stopped reading the thread right here. You didn't accidently pass the test because you drank a bunch of green tea. You passed because you were clean.
Everyone thinks it takes a month to get clean, if you are thin and have a quick metabolism; even if you smoke dank all day everyday; you can pass a dipstick test within 10-12 days of not smoking. Only slightly longer for a lab test. I have quit smoking for DT's plenty of times, I always test myself first. When I test myself I do it with the FIRST piss in the morning without drinking any water so I know I will be clean. And I usually pass after 12 days never more than 16 no matter how much good weed I have been smoking before that.
Now if you only smoke every few days and just for one session, you should be able to pass within a week, especially if you dilute your urine.
Drinking a LOT of water right before a a DT will lower your metabolite levels by diluting your piss. But it will almost NEVER work for a chronic smoker who hasn't taken a break.
BUT if your results are going to a LAB then DO NOT TRY TO DILUTE YOUR PISS they test for that.
There is no miracle way to pass a piss test, drinks don't work, additives don't work(and there is a really good chance you are going to get in MORE trouble for doctoring your urine). Just QUIT SMOKING YOU ADDICTS.
Drinking a lot of fluids will help bring your levels down allowing your to pass sooner and is always a good idea, but the only way to pass a drug test when your piss is dirty is use someone elses piss, but again that is very risky, they might watch you, temps might drop too much, might get piss on you, or the piss might not be as clean as you think. again JUST QUIT SMOKING YOU ADDICTS
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: Rasulaz]
#7070131 - 06/20/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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> BUT if your results are going to a LAB then DO NOT TRY TO DILUTE YOUR PISS they test for that.
It doesn't really matter. Drinking a lot of water is not a crime.
Some places will make you retake it, others will count diluted samples as a pass. Either way it's a lot better than failing.
If they say anything just tell them that drinking a lot of water is good for the kidneys and you always try to get at least the recommended 8 glasses a day.
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