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 DAVID_ALLAN_CEO
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 Re: How to pass a drug test  [Re: fastfred]
#7083459 - 06/23/07 12:21 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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fastfred said:
> BUT if your results are going to a LAB then DO NOT TRY TO DILUTE YOUR PISS they test for that.
It doesn't really matter. Drinking a lot of water is not a crime.
Some places will make you retake it, others will count diluted samples as a pass. Either way it's a lot better than failing.
If they say anything just tell them that drinking a lot of water is good for the kidneys and you always try to get at least the recommended 8 glasses a day.
i hope you ll reply to this...
you say don t dilute on a lab test, now do u mean dilute but cover it with the aspirin and rolaids/salts/gatorade method that is alluded to earlier in this post because a close foaf has a test every fucking couple days for the next year and quitting is really unacceptable... i think that if u exercise, drink the water, take the vitamins, eat the aspirin, and take some creatine you should be home-free because you have covered all the bases of the test and there wouldn t be a way to say for sure that you were diluting?
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#7083823 - 06/23/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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risking jail time to smoke pot on probation or parole is just plain stupid.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: wilshire]
#7084322 - 06/23/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Buy and use spice gold.You will never test dirty again.And yes it does work as well as weed.Another plus is its legal.The effects mimic it perfectly.If you are on parole or probation you need to try this.The ass you save may be your own!
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 fastfred
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> Buy and use spice gold.You will never test dirty again.
Why not just go cut your lawn and smoke the grass clippings. That won't make you fail your test, it's a lot cheaper, and it's probably a lot better smoke than SG.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: fastfred]
#7084862 - 06/23/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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fastfred said:
> Buy and use spice gold.You will never test dirty again.
Why not just go cut your lawn and smoke the grass clippings. That won't make you fail your test, it's a lot cheaper, and it's probably a lot better smoke than SG.
Hey fastfred,you might want to try it before you talk all that noise.Anyone who has tried it will tell you the same.Grass clippings won't get you high.This will.If you can't get effects from spice then you are dead or so burned out that NOTHING will get you high.Do some research.
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astralplaynes said:
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fastfred said:
> Buy and use spice gold.You will never test dirty again.
Why not just go cut your lawn and smoke the grass clippings. That won't make you fail your test, it's a lot cheaper, and it's probably a lot better smoke than SG.
Hey fastfred,you might want to try it before you talk all that noise.Anyone who has tried it will tell you the same.Grass clippings won't get you high.This will.If you can't get effects from spice then you are dead or so burned out that NOTHING will get you high.Do some research.
nice fred, but i asked u a question earlier... i m glad you re here weighing in though...
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you say don t dilute on a lab test, now do u mean dilute but cover it with the aspirin and rolaids/salts/gatorade method that is alluded to earlier in this post because a close foaf has a test every fucking couple days for the next year and quitting is really unacceptable... i think that if u exercise, drink the water, take the vitamins, eat the aspirin, and take some creatine you should be home-free because you have covered all the bases of the test and there wouldn t be a way to say for sure that you were diluting?
I mean don't dilute because they test for creatinine levels, I was mainly thinking if you thought you were going to pass anyways, but as fastfred said there are limited reprocussions for dilution.
If you drink a lot of water before a lab test, it will show diluted no matter what you do, because they test for creatinine levels.
For a strip test peoples "solution" for diluting your piss is to take large amounts of Vitamin B, it will make your piss yellow. It only helps fool a person looking at your piss.
Creatine won't do shit, creatinine is a metabolite of creatine BUT creatinine is another thing that isn't water soluable and builds up in your urine over time, if you dilute and they send to a lab they will notice this no matter what you do.
Your foaf HAS to quit smoking, or else hes gonna get fucked. Excercising will clean out your body quicker, if you aren't smoking, and have time before the test, if you excercise within say a week of the test you are just going to release MORE THC metabolites into your bloodstream and then into your urine.
Trust me, NOTHING works if you want to keep smoking, there are ways to LOWER your metabolite levels, which MIGHT lower them into a passing range, but let me remind everyone, the "passing levels" on a lab test are EXTREMELY low. That being said "the only solution to polution is dilution" no piils or drink or anyhing is going to mask or hide or cleanse THC metabolites. Drinking lots of water will LOWER you metabolite levels but this only helps in conjuction with NOT SMOKING, and pretty much only on strip tests.
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY TRICKS TO BEATING A DRUG TEST IT ISN'T WORTH IT
Edit: there are plenty of drugs you can have fun with that don't stay in your system very long
Edited by Rasulaz (06/24/07 10:00 PM)
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: Rasulaz]
#7089661 - 06/25/07 03:22 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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> the "passing levels" on a lab test are EXTREMELY low.
They really aren't that bad. The relationship between normal levels and passing levels leaves plenty of room for passing.
For example they usually use 50 ng/ml as the cutoff for THC metabolite. A weed smoker should have levels anywhere from about 60-200 ng/ml. If you're an average smoker with a level around 100 then all you really have to do is double the volume of your sample to pass. You can drink a lot of water, or just straight cut the sample with water.
When they test the sample for dilution they check either the specific gravity or creatinine levels or both. SG testing doesn't cost anything so that's usually what they use.
The SG is pretty variable so the sample has to be pretty diluted to fail.
Anyways, it's illegal to get fired for a diluted sample. So when you take that "pre-employment" drug test and it comes back diluted after you've already been working for a week they can't fire you. You can keep giving them diluted samples and it will just keep coming back as inclusive, test not performed, or sample too dilute.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: fastfred]
#7090360 - 06/25/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Straight cut the sample with water"
Don't most places die the water in the toilet blue, and have someone of the same sex in the bathroom with you.
I'm lucky, I ever have to go thou this BS. 
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Edited by Brainiac (06/25/07 11:46 AM)
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: Brainiac]
#7090581 - 06/25/07 11:50 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Some places dye the toilet water blue, some turn off the water, some listen outside the bathroom for water running, etc..
The fact that they take precautions is a good sign that they're using the cheapest test possible and that a straight water sample would probably pass.
Unless you're on probation I've never heard of anyone watching you actually pee.
Anyway, I just made the point because once I had to take a test I'd forgotten about, so I just cut my sample by 4X with water and I passed.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: fastfred]
#7090601 - 06/25/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do your research on how THC is found in your system and you'll realize that all you have to do is drink water 30 mins before your test. Forget all that supplement taking shit etc etc.
I mean if you wanna feel really really safe then go for it. But it's completely uneccessary since piss tests are a joke to get by.
One good piss long piss to clean out your bladder, then keep drinking and pissing to keep it clean without diluting it over hours and the THC doesn't have time to build up. If they ask about it being diluted, do what i do - I don't drink carbonated drinks or any of that nasty sugar shit, beer and water, amen.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: fastfred]
#7092436 - 06/25/07 09:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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fastfred said:
The fact that they take precautions is a good sign that they're using the cheapest test possible and that a straight water sample would probably pass.
that gives me hope because they do watch but...
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fastfred said:
Unless you're on probation I've never heard of anyone watching you actually pee.
si senor foaf is on probation... will probably be doing some good thinking in the downtown lock up this week for dillusion...
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i'm with blaze2 on this one. sweating and drinking lots of water is the way to go. i smoke almost every day, and had to pass a drug test about a year ago. i ran 10 miles wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt in 80 degree weather just to make sure i would sweat enough, and took my piss test the next day. i passed.
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: forawhile]
#7102261 - 06/28/07 05:35 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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by diluting ur piss it looks white and ur creatinine levels drop, if it looks white they might get suspicious and check ur creatinine levels
one way to boost creatinine levels is to each LOTS of red meat, steak etc. and to make your urine yellow take some multivitamin tablets from the day before the test and the day on the test, because ur first piss after taking the tablet will still be white
also when u piss the start of the piss and the end would contain the most THC in it, so piss into the bowl first and stop and use the middle part of ur stream for the sample
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: frank84]
#7102264 - 06/28/07 05:36 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh and although bleach does work, it does alter the pH level, so it depends on how well they test ur urine, if they dont check pH then ur fine, but u dont know how they will test it
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: frank84]
#7102271 - 06/28/07 05:42 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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here is how i passed mine
i got my friend to piss in zip lock bags which i carried in hidden pockets on the inside of my cargo pants (very baggy so it wasn't noticeable) and i used that as the sample
one thing is they may also check for temperature and it has to be at ur body temp, so what i had done was sticky taped hand warmers to the zip lock bag on the outside
hand warmers are little sachets u can get from camping shops for a few dollars, u shake them and meant to put them in your glove and they warm up in seconds and last for a couple of hours
also i brought a digital body thermometer that is water proof to see how hot the urine was in the cup as i had been warming it, for me it was about 3 degrees hotter than body temp so i held the cup in the toilet water (from the rim so my hand didn't touch the water) for a few minutes until it cooled to exactly body temperature
then i gave the sample and passed, in the end i dont think she even checked for temperature, but i heard some do
sneaking a friends sample at body temperature is the best and surest way to pass a piss test
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: frank84]
#7102273 - 06/28/07 05:46 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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sweating doesn't help with passing the test
what happens is THC from marijuana gets absorbed by ur fat, the more u excersise and get ur metabolism up the more THC is released from ur fat into ur blood so infact it will increase the THC levels in ur urine... but it is good if ur test is weeks away because thats the fastest way to get the THC out of your fat
then on the week before the test start eating heavy and pile on the fat, then u add a new layer of fat to cover the old layer with THC in it, and the new layer wont release THC into ur urine
ofcourse to do all this u need to stop smoking in the process for a month before the test at least
i think its about a month for a heavy smoker, and can be 2 weeks for a light smoker, if ur skinny with a high metabolism u probably get rid of the THC in ur fat quicker
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: frank84]
#7102274 - 06/28/07 05:48 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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all my posts are directing at passing a piss test for a marijuana smoker
if ur on meth/extacy/speed or hard party drugs i think it only takes 3 days for it to leave ur system
marijuana is the biggest problem, i dont know much about drug tests and other drugs, i dont think they really check for other drugs
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: frank84]
#7173600 - 07/14/07 01:51 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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How do vegetarians expect to even pass a drug test when it's tested for creatine levels (even if we don't use drugs at all)? Last time I checked, creatine comes from red meat... something us veggies don't eat.
Edited by TheYeti (07/14/07 02:17 AM)
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Re: How to pass a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
#7173741 - 07/14/07 03:24 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Vegetarians can eat fish, which is high in creatine. Otherwise vegetarians are often in such poor health that they can't pass many types of medical tests.
The best advice for any vegetarian is to take supplements. Most vegetarian diets should be supplemented anyway if you care much about your health.
-FF
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