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Scott Bennett
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5583731 - 05/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would gladly go halvsies on a keg with you.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5583738 - 05/02/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippoz said: KEG
AND TITS
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Scott Bennett
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5583763 - 05/02/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I LIKE TITS!
I like a lot of things about them. I like that fact that girls have them. Sometimes, I'm like, I'm like thinking to myself, "Yo, Hi..I mean TLY,...that young lady has got a nice pair of tits!" And then I'm like, I wonder what they look like under her shirt? So I get on here and I'm like, maybe I should make a post about that girl's tits? And then I'm like, ya, werd! People will probably like me if I talk about tits or something that I think that they like. And I probably shouldn't ask, but I wonder if they are squishy? And I wonder what a nipple looks like? I would like to see one in real life, just once. OH well, I guess I'll just have to make shitty threads on the bulliten board of the drug site on the internet that I frequent and people think that I am a cool guy.
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Dobie
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: Hitman203]
#5583765 - 05/02/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i was just thinking is this beerweed?
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5583785 - 05/02/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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And like, what if I get her shirt off and they're like....hairy? And she, like, bitches about me staring in disbelief? Like, what do I do then? Good thing I've got you guys here to like, help me out. I mean fuck, I'm like a chill guy, like I don't deserve hairy tits.
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Idiot
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Quote:
McKennaDMT said: . . . I don't deserve hairy tits.
No one does, thats wrong.
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Scott Bennett
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: Idiot]
#5583895 - 05/02/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can think of someone.
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monamine
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: NickSoapdish]
#5583907 - 05/02/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Brandon said: yes they are, but you can still get malt liquor in 32 oz form.
How stupid is that?
What kind of shit is that? Propisition Stop Niggerdom?
Fuckin stupid redneck blue laws...
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monamine
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5583926 - 05/02/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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ThaiLipaYai said: Please make sure to provide us with a fully verbose, detailed account of your trip to the liquor store, your thought process and actions while you are there, as well as the return trip to your destination.
Thanks in advance!
PLUR!
I now know why there aren't many alcohol "trip reports".
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Scott Bennett
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: monamine]
#5583952 - 05/02/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why?
Because we need someone special who can do it right?
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Colbadol
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5584121 - 05/02/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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30 dollars? get a bottle of jager and some redbulls. then just drink your friends beer. it's fair if you give him a jagerbomb.
save the 40oz experience for when you have less than 10 dollars for alcohol. in which case MICKEYS IS KING! malt liquor. yum
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Scott Bennett
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Re: I have $30 to spend on booze.... [Re: Colbadol]
#5584131 - 05/02/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Colbadol said: 30 dollars? get a bottle of jager and some redbulls. then just drink your friends beer. it's fair if you give him a jagerbomb.
save the 40oz experience for when you have less than 10 dollars for alcohol. in which case MICKEYS IS KING! malt liquor. yum
READ ME
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