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OfflinePinballWizard
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Any dancers?
    #5583206 - 05/02/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anyone have any tips on dancing?  Prom is this weekend, and I don't want to just sit around the whole time.  I can do the basic slow dance, but anything beyond that... :laugh:


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5583220 - 05/02/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

get drunk as fuck and you'll be fine, but u might not remember.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5583293 - 05/02/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anything beyond that is gay IMO. Seriously, dancing to hip hop and rap is gay.


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OfflineSpooge
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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5583328 - 05/02/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Just go with the main beat of music.  Like that hard kicker drum going or whatever.  That's the easiest way to learn dancing.  You can tap a foot to a beat right?  Well instead, just put a little more muscle into your "tap", while standing, and just kinda move around to the music....shifting your weight back and forth from one leg to the other.  hehe put a swing of your torso with some slight arm movements and you got your basic dancer  :wink:.

If you get brave and the tune is got some groovyness to it, don't be afraid to take her hands and pull her in and out again if you want.  If you get really brave, some close/dirty dancing is in order.  Pull her in close enough to put at least one full arm around her and just "girate"(is that word? lol) with her hips.  Just move with the rythm she does.

Hard to explain how to dance.  Just move to the music how you WANT to move to the music.  Dancings about letting go and enjoying the moment..enjoying the beat.  :smile:


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5583354 - 05/02/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Go take some dance classes. Not only do you learn how to dance to make it easier to get the poons, you get to put your hands all over other chicks too...

Hardly is it gay.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5583499 - 05/02/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hey black sabbath....I like being civil in the Pub! It's so much fun! yay!!!! rap and hip hop IS THE BEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD!! besides reggae, so please dont hate, appreciate. ne way, im sure there is gonna be freak dancing at your school, so make sure you can freak dance with girls. its simple, once ne girl has her ass basically at your dick just lift your feet one by one and kinda hump the girl while shes shaking it around, and go with the flow. dont worry about doing it wrong because everyone will be dancing ne way....they love that, or learn how to be a pro crip walker, heel toer and harlem shaker, but thats black dance so u prolly dont know nothin bout that.
good luck
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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Any dancers? [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #5583597 - 05/02/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The one thing I can actually do is a simple C-Walk. I live in a small town, so I don't have to worry about getting shot. I'll just try to pick up on what everyone else is doing.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #5583645 - 05/02/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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hoopershroomer said:
hey black sabbath....FUCK YOU! rap and hip hop IS THE BEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD!! besides reggae, so please dont hate, appreciate. ne way, im sure there is gonna be freak dancing at your school, so make sure you can freak dance with girls. its simple, once ne girl has her ass basically at your dick just lift your feet one by one and kinda hump the girl while shes shaking it around, and go with the flow. dont worry about doing it wrong because everyone will be dancing ne way....they love that, or learn how to be a pro crip walker, heel toer and harlem shaker, but thats black dance so u prolly dont know nothin bout that.
good luck
peace




I'm not surprised that believe that rap and hip hop are not only music, but the best form of music. Your clear lack of comprehension of the English language is frightening, and speaks volumes about your intelligence, or your education.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5583657 - 05/02/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

just don't care...

i'm a fairly respectable popper and stepper.. but i started out as a tall, skinny, very-white-boy w/ so-so rythym.. until i started to stop caring so much that people were watching me..  Anymore i can't care, a 6'3" kid that moves is pretty noticeable.

:smile:

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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5583658 - 05/02/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
Anyone have any tips on dancing?  Prom is this weekend, and I don't want to just sit around the whole time.  I can do the basic slow dance, but anything beyond that... :laugh:




I fuckin dare you to go with an Addidas suit on and start pop locking.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5583679 - 05/02/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The sprinkler is always a good dance. And don't forget the plumber.


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Any dancers? [Re: barfightlard]
    #5583751 - 05/02/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm more of a lawnmower/pencil sharpener kind of guy.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5584015 - 05/02/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm all about the "pogo" or punk rock "gorilla stomp".


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5584039 - 05/02/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

tai chi


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    #5584068 - 05/02/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Any dancers? [Re: Hamstercut]
    #5584433 - 05/03/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Take some MDMA or speed and you'll be ok


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: shrooma]
    #5584587 - 05/03/06 06:20 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I can rave if you want to learn that  :raver:


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5585370 - 05/03/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Thanks for all the tips. Anyone else?


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5585411 - 05/03/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

just rub your junk on the girl your with... thats what i do lol


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5585433 - 05/03/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I just dance the way I feel. Can't explain it. There's no "moves" I just dance. I can't help but dance as soon as music is on, even if it's just a little bit. I dance in the street, I dance in elevators, I dance on the subway during rush hour.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #5585450 - 05/03/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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hoopershroomer said:
hey black sabbath....FUCK YOU! rap and hip hop IS THE BEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD!! besides reggae, so please dont hate, appreciate.





What are you, 12 year old? Seriously.

You obviously know nothing about music whatsoever.

Really, don't even talk about music kid.


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Re: Any dancers? [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5585515 - 05/03/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Here's a little tip that I'll let you in on : Most people cant dance. Chances are you may have a handfull of 'good dancers' at the prom, but most people are just as hopeless as you are :P

The best advice I can give you? : Dont care.

I used to think 'bah, dancing is gay -- I cant do it', then one night my friends dragged me out to a dance club, and once I got over my self conciousness I started to have loads of fun. I now love dancing, you improve over time, but the key is : dont care, and dance like nobody is watching :P

Chances are your prom will be top-40/RnB/hip-hop and maybe a few dance 'anthems' -- just find a beat, move your feet to it, shake your hips a bit and go from there.

Dont try too hard, dont try to look goofy and 'sarcastic dancing' and doing moves like the lawmower/etc as a joke - thats worse then being a bad dancer.

And well, if your with a girl - just grind into her.


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