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A Joke
    #5583092 - 05/02/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

There is a beer convention in this little town and as luck would have it, a few of the beer company representatives wind up bellying up to the same bar.

The Samuel Adams guy says "I'll have a glass of America's finest beer. Give me a Sammy."

The second guy, taking the bait, says, "I'll take a beer made from the cleanest water in the world, the Rockies, so give me a Coors."

The third guy -- not to be outdone -- says "I'd like a draft of the king of beers. A Budweiser, please."

The Guiness rep looks down the bar and shrugs. "I guess I'll have water."

All three guys look at the Guiness rep.

"Well if none of you are drinking, neither am I."

splif


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Re: A Joke [Re: splifner180]
    #5584215 - 05/03/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Sam Adams ----the best beers in the world. :chugbeer:


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    #5584251 - 05/03/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: A Joke [Re: Colbadol]
    #5584262 - 05/03/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm laughing.


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