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    #5582809 - 05/02/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

a dead head died and for some reason or another, ended up in hell. The devil greeted him and showed him to a room. All there was in this room was a sterio. So the devil tells the dead head that only he controls the sterio, and anything he does will to try and turn the stero off will raise the temperature in his room one degree. so the devil turns the sterio on and puts on the song truckin, and hits the repeat button. "i'll see you in a thousand years" he says, and slams the door

So a thousand years go by and the devil is making his rounds and comes to the dead head's room. He opens the door only to find the room the same temperature as when he left. The devil is amazed by how much self control the dead head has shown and decided that he had learned his lesson and was going to let him go. So the devil turns off the music, and before the devil has a chance to say anything, the dead head turns around and says "hey, i was listening to that!"


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Re: dead head jokes [Re: Phychotron]
    #5583072 - 05/02/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

*sorry if you guys have heard this before. I probably got it off of the shroomery here...*

a hippy dies and goes to the pearly gates. God is there waiting for him. "I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to go to hell..."

"What!?" cries the hippy, "but don't you remember that time we met on earth..."

God looks at him, puzzled, scratching his Almighty GodHead.

"...Remember, I was tripping on acid, and you said that one day we would be together forever!" says the hippy.

"oh yeah! I remember now..." says God, "but i was drunk"


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Re: dead head jokes [Re: dr0mni]
    #5583086 - 05/02/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

what did one dead head say to the other when they ran out of weed...

"hey....this music sucks"


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Re: dead head jokes [Re: deadHead321]
    #5583110 - 05/02/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

HAHAHAAHA good one  :thumbup:


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Re: dead head jokes [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5583128 - 05/02/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ho many deadheads does it take to screw in..... no wait.... aw shit..... Dude I completely spaced, what were we talking about?


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Re: dead head jokes [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5584495 - 05/03/06 04:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hahaha, good one!


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