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Microcosmatrix
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When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack!
#5580846 - 05/02/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The law says you have to have a driver's licence in your possession in order to drive. There is no law against having your drivers licence in your asscrack.
When you get pulled over, it is the officer's choice to ask for your driver's licence. He could easily choose to not ask for it.
Therefore everyone in America should always drive with their driver's licence in their asscrack.
I know this relates to that other thread, but I am curious..
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5580870 - 05/02/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If the cop finds shit on the drivers license you could get charged with assault. It's like spitting on a person, also assault. But 100X worse since it is a cop.
Why? Think disease.
I shit you not, I paid $1500 in legal aid for spitting on a bus drivers face.
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Ginseng1]
#5580876 - 05/02/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ah but you could say..
"O.K. officer, I'll give you my licence if you want, but it's covered in shit. You see, there is no law against me covering my driver's licence in shit, and you can always choose not to ask me for it, if you'd like."
Then simply be quiet and wait to hear the officer's choice.
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5580883 - 05/02/06 09:52 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Learyfan]
#5580891 - 05/02/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I once had the great idea of making "revenue collector" bumper stickers to stick in the back of police cars but i completly forgot till now.
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Learyfan]
#5580902 - 05/02/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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HAHA "Have the cop take it out of your ass with his mouth like a dollar bill in a stripper's ass"
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Learyfan]
#5580904 - 05/02/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm liking this computer generated shit more and more all the time.
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5580931 - 05/02/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds uncomfortable
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Silversoul]
#5580944 - 05/02/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, that seems to be the only drawback. Ride with it flat against your ass, and then wedge it in as needed whenever they turn on the lights.
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Learyfan]
#5580989 - 05/02/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5581175 - 05/02/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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How about just have it in your wallet, and if you get pulled over, quickly place it in your crack. This way, you won't have to constantly drive around sitting on the edge of your seat.
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Azen]
#5581192 - 05/02/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Like I said, place it flat against your ass, comfortable yes? Then wedge it in your crack only when you see police lights.
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5581538 - 05/02/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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What is the advantage to this?
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: mecreateme]
#5581745 - 05/02/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
mecreateme said: What is the advantage to this?
It gives you the upper hand when dealing with police, who usually try to be intimidating. Acting confident and comfortable is important if you're hiding something from them (drugs), and you can be confident in your interaction knowing that he's holding something that's been (somewhat) in your ass. 
Incidentally, this principle can be applied to many other of life's situations, and is clearly explained in this low quality video: [url=&pl=true]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4025862649163222979&pl=true[/url]
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Re: When you drive, have your licence in your asscrack! [Re: NickSoapdish]
#5581905 - 05/02/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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