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RandalFlagg
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Please God just make me gay
#5577639 - 05/01/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just got off of the phone with the woman that I have been dating. She said that she and her ex-husband have been talking and that they are going to try to make it work again. She can't see me anymore. I just got my ass dumped.

Admittedly, I am bummed. Thank goodness it never got serious and I wasn't in love with her.
Oh well. I should stay positive.
Next!
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577652 - 05/01/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow.
Sorry man. But at least you said it, you didn't get seriously involved with her...
Plenty of fish in the sea...
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RandalFlagg
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McKennaDMT said: Plenty of fish in the sea...
True. It still is a blow to the ego though.
Hopefully I won't have to use roofies with the next girl!
Edited by RandalFlagg (05/01/06 03:32 PM)
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577674 - 05/01/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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McKennaDMT said: Plenty of fish in the sea...
True. It still is a blow to the ego though.
Maybe I won't have to use roofies with the next girl though!
how would we ever get laid without roofies...
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577680 - 05/01/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hopefully I won't have to use roofies with the next girl!
That's the spirit.
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577684 - 05/01/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Please God just make me gay
consider it done. You're officially gay now 
seriously that sucks man! glad it was before it got more serious. and yes, stay positive 
btw what are roofies?
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: stefan]
#5577689 - 05/01/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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stefan said: btw what are roofies?
Is is a really strong benzo considerd a "date rape drug"
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577706 - 05/01/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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As a girl who has met you, I can honestly say that ANY woman should consider themselves lucky to have the opportunity to date you. Furthermore, anyone who has met ME knows that I wouldn't just say that to blow smoke up your ass, because that'snot my style 
I'm sorry to hear that things went down like this for you James. However, I know she wasn't "the one". Things happen for a reason, keep your head up darlin' 
Edit - Better?
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Edited by Liz (05/01/06 04:33 PM)
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: Liz]
#5577725 - 05/01/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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well, also take an ego bost from the situation---she's going back to her husband/old life, which no matter what, she proll never fully left emotionally. so its not like you're getting dumped for being crummy--she just doesn't know what she wants in her life.
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577791 - 05/01/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The penis is now your friend, God works in mysterious ways
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577816 - 05/01/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did you get any naked pics or videos of her before the dump? Cuz you could put em on p2p or even just send them to me. Why don't you do that?
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A beatfest is in order, superimpose some curly pubed gypsy dicks
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: Liz]
#5577840 - 05/01/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Liz said: However, I know she wasn't "the one". Things happen for a reason, keep your head up darlin'
Yeah, I shouldn't take it too personally. I should just suck it up and move on. I'll just give myself positive reinforcement. "She was afraid of my enormous penis", "She couldn't handle how sexy I was", etc.. 
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Liz said: As a girl who has met you, I can honestly say that ANY woman should consider themselves lucky to have the opportunity to date you.
Thank you Liz. You are an incredible sweetheart.

P.S. Hey, you used my real name! Edit that shit pronto!
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577843 - 05/01/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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forget about that two timing whore, she is the devil.
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RandalFlagg
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adjust said: Did you get any naked pics or videos of her before the dump?
I wish...she's hot. I didn't even get a normal picture of her.
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adjust said: Cuz you could put em on p2p or even just send them to me. Why don't you do that?
I'm not an asshole like that. If she had ripped my heart in two...then I might have done such a thing though.
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577916 - 05/01/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Flagg is a fag now?!
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: daimyo]
#5577945 - 05/01/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Flagg is a fag now?!
Pfft...I wish. I would probably be able to get laid all of the time. I've heard that "Bears" (gay dudes who are big and hairy) oftentimes like guys with my general body type (small and innocent looking).
Ok...I think I'll stop talking now.
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577955 - 05/01/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry 
I fixed it
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5577972 - 05/01/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bummer Randal 
But don't worry, you're a cool cat man! A nice hot Mrs Flagg will come along and snatch you up before you know what's what
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Re: Please God just make me gay [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5578229 - 05/01/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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daimyo said: Flagg is a fag now?!
Pfft...I wish. I would probably be able to get laid all of the time. I've heard that "Bears" (gay dudes who are big and hairy) oftentimes like guys with my general body type (small and innocent looking).
Ok...I think I'll stop talking now.
sounds like someones doin some reasearch
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Not to be a prick but look on the bright side. At least she didn't lie to you.
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RandalFlagg
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The_Red_Crayon said: sounds like someones doin some reasearch


But seriously. Thanks for all the kind words everybody.
Edited by RandalFlagg (05/01/06 06:43 PM)
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