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Asante
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THE NETHERLANDS
--Where you need a permit for everything but cant get a permit for anything --Where about 1/10 of the land is built on but which still has beautiful countryside --Home of wild raves and Gabber music (its not Gabba its GABBER, meaning buddy) --Where almost all service personnel is either rude, aloof or indifferent --The Colombia of ecstasy, a gram of pure MDMA going for $15 --Where we have bridges intended solely for wildlife crossing the road --Where you pay about 50% taxes on the money you earn and pay 19% taxes on the money you have left if you buy something --Where you can buy weed, hash and shrooms legally in shops --Where 1/15 of the people are muslim --Where the cows are black and white and all over the countryside, supplying milk for our famous cheese --Where in the cafetaria you buy your thick fries either with mayonaise or buried in peanut (saté) sauce with a frikandel (a long meatloaf sausage) or a kroket (a short sausage consisting of a simple ragoût surrounded by a crispy breadcrumb crust) --Where every single beer tastes so much better than Heineken that we're embarressed that that piss is the beer we're known for --Where you can drive up to 75 mph on some roads, but half the roads are clogged by permanent traffic jams --where you can't get into a club when you're not white --where cooked potatoes mashed with cooked carrots and fried onions, with an added meatloaf sausage and covered with liberal application of the butter the sausage was fried in constitutes a national dish --where women tend to have real boobs in sizes that are often fake in the US --where during world war two almost all jews were handed over to the nazis by their next door neighbours, their posessions sold off when they were in the camps and the few who returned after the war were told to STFU by the populace and government --where almost everyone married to the Royal Family has been or remained a bigtime criminal. --where you have organ grinders in the streets making a buck with huge antique multi-instrumental organs including percussion, harmonica and whistles --where the word lol has meant "fun" since the 19th century --where charities are a really big thing --where the first big ultra-rightwing politician was gay and was shot by a vegan --where you had a priest who supplied the local junkie populace with heroin as an act of sincere christian charity --where gay men and women can marry, adopt and join the millitary --where many people speak Dutch, English, German and French - all four --where the average IQ to american standards is 111 --where the national sport is soccer --where you have late-night commercials for phonesex that shows everything you see in a pr0n movie
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LloydChristmas
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Re: Rep your state [Re: Asante]
#5610084 - 05/09/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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/hops on plane to the netherlands /
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freshlyPLUMP
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Re: Rep your state [Re: AliceDee]
#5610147 - 05/09/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
AliceDee said: Arizona
its fucking hot!
A lot of Mexicans too coming to your door asking if you want your palm trees cut for $20 a tree!!!
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Banez
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Ohio.. that Buckeye State
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Asante
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Re: Rep your state [Re: Banez]
#5611656 - 05/10/06 06:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ohio.. that Buckeye State
There's got to be more to Ohio than just that!
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Banez
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Re: Rep your state [Re: Asante]
#5611838 - 05/10/06 08:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hmm.. not really.. im still waiting on something more.. we got the bangels, reds, and indians? lol... its soo shitty here.. cant wait to move SW
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