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Offlinepeace_n_love
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Blowjob?
    #5569551 - 04/29/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hey, so tonight I'm at a party and I have about 4 or 5 shots of vodka in the span of 20mins or so, and I weigh 180 and I'm pretty tall so the alcohol didn't really do that much, but I felt tipsy. Later on that night I was making out with some girl and then something led to another and she was giving me a blowjob. I had no problem getting hard but I couldn't cum... was it the alcohol? Anyways very weird situation. Not being able to cum is a first for me. Anybody with the same experience please post!

Peace.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569555 - 04/29/06 03:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

man what's the big deal? It happens...and yes it is most likely the alcohol or the fact that the chick actually was a man. just kidding. This has happened to me lots of times. I wouldn't worry about it. If it happens again tell the chick to wait while you whack off a bit and when you are about to cum tell her to open up her mouth...that's what I do.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569556 - 04/29/06 03:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

it was probably just shitty head, thanks for sharing though.


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Re: Blowjob? *DELETED* [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5569558 - 04/29/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Ferris]
    #5569568 - 04/29/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It happens man. It was just the vodka.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569586 - 04/29/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

blowjobs don't necessarily lead to ejaculation. a lot of times they don't.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569589 - 04/29/06 04:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am a master of my cannon. I can hold off forever or cum on command.

It seems to me that you need more practice using your love pump...


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569613 - 04/29/06 05:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Once the gayness gets ahold of you it doesn't let go.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5569619 - 04/29/06 05:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lol @ johnny and randal

could have been anything man, bad head or booze.

hehe lets have a poll, bad head or booze?  :grin:


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: kaiowas]
    #5569631 - 04/29/06 05:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I can't cum from a blowjob.

Or maybe I haven't been with the right woman.

In the end, the result has been the same, nada.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569632 - 04/29/06 05:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

why is it so many of you dont get off with head???

but yea, i have had problems cumming during sex cause of booze... damn booze.

(btw, woot! score! congrats on the bj man! :grin: )


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5569870 - 04/29/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

She couldn't pull the trigger on your love gun?


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5570023 - 04/29/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Did you try holding your breath?


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: peace_n_love]
    #5570031 - 04/29/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've never been able to cum from a blowjob.

Maybe just never had the right person.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5570055 - 04/29/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe you masterbate too much and have loss sensitivity?  A chick's mouth well never be as strong as your hand.  Loosen up champ. :tongue2:


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5570058 - 04/29/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I felt the same way, until a girl who knew what she was doing blew me.

Now I am too much in love with oral sex. And don't get any.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5570070 - 04/29/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Why didn't you just put it in her cunt for a bit?


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5570072 - 04/29/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No.. that wouldn't be it. I have zero problems cumming in.. other areas.
I'm just guessing that the females performing have not been very skilled in the art of fellatio.
To me, blowjobs are pretty much just an annoyance.. unless there is a follow through.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5570074 - 04/29/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That would be my guess.


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Re: Blowjob? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5570264 - 04/29/06 01:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I used to think that too... Until I got some GOOD head from an experienced woman who loved doing it.

It's tough to cum from head, especially amature head, but add 4-5 shots of booze and it's damn near impossible.

Good head, with a clear head of your own, (or a bit of weed) is damn sweet.


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