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Re: LNC [Re: KaptKid]
    #5569340 - 04/29/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

(insert introduction here and act like this isnt a non-sequitir interjection)

Story:

anyone who read last nights LNC might remember that I was going to run sound for a band called "Slade" tonight. Turns out I was completely wrong..... it was the 70's R&B band "Slave". You can see how such a mistake could be made.
Soundcheck was impossible. At first, I thought the Keyboardist had Downs Syndrome, but then I started to think he was just numbed by some sort of opiate. I find out his nickname is "juice" and then I realize he is fucked on Heroin. After further scrutiny of the other 6 band members, I start to theorize that they are all in fact riding the H train.
Horrible show, I had to sit through a 30 minute rendition of "Slide... to the left ya'll.... Slide...... to the Right!" .... anyone know that funk song?

So, after this incredibly long and exhausting day, I come home to find that my roommates have drank all of my wine. Leaving nothing but water or fetid milk to drink.

I can deal with a shitty night of running sound, I can also deal with people drinking my wine or eating my food.... but to drink ALL of it, and leave me sans spirits is despicable. Then the topper is that they are asleep on the couch in the living room with their shit spread out all over the table.
i dont even have a bowl to smoke..... I don't even have resin..... and I am too tired to masturbate.




Fuck this, Im going to buy some beer. I dont have work tomorrow until 9 PM. I plan on becoming belligerent and obnoxious to the point of forcing my roommates to go sleep in their bed.


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Re: LNC [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5569357 - 04/29/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like a plan.

I'm hittin' the hay though, good luck on your quest to be an asshole. :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: TM]
    #5569359 - 04/29/06 01:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: LNC [Re: TYL3R]
    #5569394 - 04/29/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

just got done with a little midnight snack



now to finish off the last of the cowboy bebop eposides and get some sleep.


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Re: LNC [Re: bobjones]
    #5569397 - 04/29/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you all suck worse than quadropeligiacs at yoga.


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Re: LNC [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5569419 - 04/29/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Anyone know what happened to the NYC thread?


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Re: LNC [Re: MckennaManiac420]
    #5569426 - 04/29/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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MckennaManiac420 said:
Anyone know what happened to the NYC thread?




I think you know what happened. You dirty mother fucker.


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Re: LNC [Re: theuser]
    #5569432 - 04/29/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Please don't flame in the pub.


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Re: LNC [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5569434 - 04/29/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
you all suck worse than quadropeligiacs at yoga.




i feel your pain with the roommates. most of the time im in exactly the same boat you are. luckily finals are coming up so they took it easy tonight.
last weekend i worked for 8 hours, came home, passed out, was woken up by them turning on the tv FULL BLAST in the living room at 5:00 in the morning.
i go in there, they are all shit face drunk yelling at each other in tongues, so i turn off the tv, climb back in bed, and listen to them yelling for the next 45min before they passed out.

i keep my alcohol in my room out of their reach though  :smirk:


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Re: LNC [Re: MckennaManiac420]
    #5569438 - 04/29/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Check out this guy. Attempting to use shroomery rules to degrade the forum.

Yes, you frightened the administration with your claims of that thread being a "hook up thread", good job, I am sure you are proud of your mighty victory.


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Re: LNC [Re: theuser]
    #5569441 - 04/29/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The only thing that degrades this forum is your presence.


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Re: LNC [Re: MckennaManiac420]
    #5569446 - 04/29/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So, who are you a puppet of?


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Re: LNC [Re: theuser]
    #5569450 - 04/29/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

bobjones


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Re: LNC [Re: bobjones]
    #5569456 - 04/29/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

These are by far the best roommates I have had, but rarely will you ever not be able to find something to bitch about.
Sometimes, they are just so inconsiderate though. For example, We had two mutual friends stay at our house, we also have no guest bedroom, yet we have two couches, 1 is a foldout.
So two of the three nights that our friends stayed here, they fell asleep on the foldout couch.

Then they try to act all pissy with me for making them go to their own bed so our guest doesn't have to sleep on the floor!


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Re: LNC [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5569478 - 04/29/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hey guys.  what's up?  Just got home... I love seeing old friends.  Such good times :heart:


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Re: LNC *DELETED* [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5569479 - 04/29/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC [Re: Ferris]
    #5569483 - 04/29/06 01:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, can we atleast get a reference thread link?


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Re: LNC [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5569492 - 04/29/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am moving near NYC shortly. I made a thread asking how hard it was to get pot in NYC and how the culture there differs from Utah. We had a good 4 page discussion going, then this guy comes in and posts a simple, "hookup thread" and all hell breaks loose and the thread is deleted. I am fine with it being deleted I found out some neat facts about where I am moving too.

Look at his post history. Call me a flamer or whatever, this dude is trouble and most likely a puppet.


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    #5569496 - 04/29/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC [Re: Ferris]
    #5569500 - 04/29/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Rules are great! They help this forum be great. The thread wasn't a hookup thread. No one pm'd me w/ "OMG I will sell you pot!" A person mentioned a place where rasti's hang out and sell pot in NYC. That's about it, the rest of the thread had interesting info about the city I am moving too.

I'm not saying I am mad at the administration. I'm tired. :shrug:


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