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What do you call an Irish lesbian?
    #5568103 - 04/28/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Gaelic, LOL.


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568110 - 04/28/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Clever.


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: CherryBom]
    #5568111 - 04/28/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Bored

:shrug:


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568114 - 04/28/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:shake:


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568120 - 04/28/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

My favorite lame joke:

A man walks into his favorite pub. He orders a beer, and the bartender gets him one, along with a bowl of peanuts.

A few minutes later, he hears a voice coming from the peanut bowl. "You are the most charming man. You sing beautifully and your after-shave is the finest I've ever smelled." The man is confused, but ignores it.

The man goes up to the bartender and asks what's going on.

"Well," says the bartender, "the peanuts are complimentary!"


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568121 - 04/28/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:rimshot:


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568129 - 04/28/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568136 - 04/28/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

How did you spend your Friday night?

Gregorio: I sat around reading lame jokes on the Shroomery, and I actualy laughed at them.

What has happened to me?

:confused:


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Asante]
    #5568137 - 04/28/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A black guy walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender saw it, and inquired, "Hey, where did you get that thing?"

The parrot replied, "Africa!"


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568145 - 04/28/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what do you call a field full of black guys buried up the their heads in sand?


afro-turf  :biggrin:


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: gregorio]
    #5568150 - 04/28/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

gregorio said:
How did you spend your Friday night?

Gregorio: I sat around reading lame jokes on the Shroomery, and I actualy laughed at them.

What has happened to me?

:confused:




Laughing is good for you.  You should thank me.  That is, if I were actually able to make you laugh.  Thanks for lying to make me feel better.


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568242 - 04/28/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks.


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: gregorio]
    #5568247 - 04/28/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Not a problem.


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568295 - 04/28/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

I hate reading jokes.  My eyes always shoot to the punch line.


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5568302 - 04/28/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well, luckily for you, my jokes rarely have punchlines!


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Re: What do you call an Irish lesbian? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5568387 - 04/28/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What do you get when you place a slice of bread on top of another slice of bread and press them together really hard?





























Jam Sandwich!


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