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OfflineDarkFluFFy
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Azen]
    #5581679 - 05/02/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I dunno if its genetics or something but everytime i get drunk I have this compulsion to go try to make out with any hot girl I see. It never works really, they turn my kiss into a hug. :frown: :frown: :frown:


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Offlinezappa
please excusethe filth, yourmom was justhere
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Registered: 02/23/06
Posts: 256
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Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5593332 - 05/05/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

maybe theyre not girls, and youre too smashed to realize it. maybe theyre trying to help you! :lol:


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: danlennon3]
    #5593378 - 05/05/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

early this week, i slept with this girl i've kinda been seeing. problem is, she still lives with her ex (it is a complicated-as-fuck situation, and one i really shouldn't involve myself in), and they are going on tour together all summer long.. thanks dear whisky for lowering both of our inhibitions, and making things even more complicated and confusing than they already were!


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Offlinezappa
please excusethe filth, yourmom was justhere
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Registered: 02/23/06
Posts: 256
Loc: motor city madness
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Krishna]
    #5593947 - 05/05/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hey, if it makes you feel better, i slipped in a pile of dogshit on my walk home yesterday :boxerface:


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: zappa]
    #5595303 - 05/05/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

This morning I absent-mindedly threw my cardiac medication in my morning coffee instead of sweetener. Needless to say I didn't enjoy my morning coffee, but it was bitter though :smirk:


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InvisibleAlteredAgain
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Registered: 04/27/06
Posts: 11,181
Loc: Solar Circuit
Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Asante]
    #5596531 - 05/06/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well here's my stupid moment:

One afternoon i ran up to some random family SUV at a traffic light and tried to open one of the cardoors. The people inside freaked out and started locking all the doors but i was really thinking that they were actually trying to let me in..


No, i was not sober.


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Offlinezappa
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #5604321 - 05/08/06 09:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

thats kinda weird...like the movie creepshow "thanks for the ride, lady!" :braindamage:


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InvisibleAlteredAgain
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: zappa]
    #5604433 - 05/08/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It was a weird trip to say the least.


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OfflinePurpleKush
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #5604498 - 05/08/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

somethin stupid... here is a funny story

the first time i ate shrooms was in senior year in high school. about 8 of us ate chocolates, and i ate one and a half. i was trippin really hard when we realized everyone was out of ciggarettes, blunts, and drinks all at the same time.

for some reason, i was volunteered to go to the gas station. we're in pretty much about as ghetto or as hood as it gets around here too. so i go into the gas station, trippin balls, by myself, laughing loud as fuck at nothing while im standing in line and all the mexicans and black guys are just staring at me (or maybe they weren't...) but i could care less at that point.

i get up to the counter and manage to ask for 2 packs of ciggarettes, a pack of blunts, and a pack of black and milds. i showed the little old chinese lady my ID, and she went to grab all the shit. im still laughing. she comes back with the stuff, and looks at me funny and asks to see my ID again. now im sure i looked insane, but the bitch pissed me off by asking that. so i slammed my ID on the glass and pressed it as hard as i could until she asked me if i was OK as she put the items in the little metal tray at the bottom.

when she asked me if i was ok, i stopped laughing and just stared at her. she got uncomfortable and asked me again if i was OK. i responded by grabbing my items, throwing ten bucks down in the tray, looked her directly in the eye and said "I'm gonna bomb you bitch". i couldnt even hold it till i got outside, i walked off with my shit laughing my ass off while everyone in the store stared at me.

i laughed all the way back, and told my story to my friends. they all decided that i had hallucinated the whole thing and i couldnt figure out if it was real or not, because, after all, im not the kind of guy who makes death threats regularly. my buddies mom, who is usually cool, kicked us all out about 30 mins later. i couldnt really blame her, we were fuckin goin wild.

as we drove past the gas station, there were about 7 cop cars in the parking lot, along with a few black crown vics. i never heard anything from it, but i know it was real. ive never been back to that damn gas station though.


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Offlinetheuser
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5604525 - 05/08/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow.


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Invisiblecarshissbymywinda
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5604536 - 05/08/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Edited by coma white (06/20/08 01:43 PM)


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Offlinedanlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: carshissbymywinda]
    #5604676 - 05/08/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i have something to add to this list... just now i took lost an arrow key to my keyboard... took 3 off to clean, and 5 seconds later one decides to dissapear.


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: danlennon3]
    #5604974 - 05/08/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So... did you ever find your key?


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Offlinederyl
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: danlennon3]
    #5606546 - 05/08/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Saturday night, after drinking a liter of Jose Cuervo....

I put on a thong and went swimming with some friends, nothing too crazy until you consider the fact that

1)im a guy.
2)im 6'3" and weigh 200lbs.
3)it's was a thong made for a girl half my size.


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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: deryl]
    #5606560 - 05/08/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ewok said:
I got mixed response on this from Overgrow...

Here is my situation. I am staying with my parents during most weekends, and everytime they catch me reading on shroomery, they switch off the computa and make me go to library! They think i do drugs if i read about them and they call YOU ALL addicts.

So, what i wonna do, im gonna bake some cookies, and put maybe a little bit of weed in them and then feed them to my folks and say its normal cookies. You know, just to liven up the situation in the house a little.




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OfflineNashbar
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5606764 - 05/08/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I ruined a $1000 peice of lab equipment like instantly, without any recognition of the problem until after the experiment.


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OfflineWaffle
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Nashbar]
    #5606792 - 05/08/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've been neglecting most if not all my relationships for weeks.

Horribly stupid of me.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Waffle]
    #5606807 - 05/08/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've been listening to too much Nick Cave. It is making me feel melancholy.


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OfflineJfisher
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: Nashbar]
    #5606813 - 05/08/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I was with my girlfriend's family, on a snowboarding trip. They had just taken me out to this really nice restaurant, and we're walking back to the condo. My girlfriend's sister looks over at me and says, "Hey, what's that coming off of your foot?"

I look down and see a piece of material that has obviously been there for a while, frozen from trudging through the snow. I reach down and pick it up, and we all realize at the same time that it's my underwear.


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Offlinezappa
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Registered: 02/23/06
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Loc: motor city madness
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Re: Done anything stupid lately? [Re: deryl]
    #5608704 - 05/09/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

deryl said:
Saturday night, after drinking a liter of Jose Cuervo....

I put on a thong and went swimming with some friends, nothing too crazy until you consider the fact that 

1)im a guy.
2)im 6'3" and weigh 200lbs.
3)it's was a thong made for a girl half my size.




oooh... thats a pretty image! :lol:


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