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LNC??
    #5565248 - 04/27/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

How is everyone?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565257 - 04/27/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

drunk and happy, albeit confused about a lot of important decisions i need to make :grin:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565261 - 04/27/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: LNC?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5565275 - 04/27/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

miserable. can't sleep. I wish I was drunk or at that bomb ass party...


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Re: LNC?? [Re: mycogirl]
    #5565282 - 04/27/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you live in aa, yeah?

come to kzoo soon as the summer season starts, outdoor shows @ bells and dank nuggets around!


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565296 - 04/27/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

happy, going to bed soon, have to work early.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565303 - 04/27/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Just opened my 3'rd beer. Not tasting all that great either. But Ive been waiting all week for tonight so I will stubbornly persue a state of intoxication, no matter how bad it tastes.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5565305 - 04/27/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm thinking about taking a unisom and taking 1 hit of weed. I might not tonight though...


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Krishna]
    #5565313 - 04/27/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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drunk and happy, albeit confused about a lot of important decisions i need to make :grin:




What important decisions do you have to make?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Krishna]
    #5565316 - 04/27/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

mmm bells....


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565330 - 04/27/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

just smoke a bowl of weed and not do unisom. weed is better then most OCD anyway.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5565346 - 04/27/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

im drinkin a particularly good long island iced tea. 

sadly, i havent smoked any weed today.  i think thats why im still awake.  i have to be at work in... 6 hours. :crankey:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5565352 - 04/27/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

why not. well i'm packing up the bong. sleep will be mine.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5565353 - 04/27/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

big deal I havent smoked weed in 8 months. so what?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5565354 - 04/27/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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just smoke a bowl of weed and not do unisom. weed is better then most OCD anyway.




Naw not a bowl, this is keef anyway...or at least super weed dust/crystals.... 1 hit blows me out into the nebulas.

I think you are right, no unisom tonight. I don't want to become dependant on them...


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565359 - 04/28/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I miss weed, it is better, i havent smoked weed in over 8 months, so I can go without...I use beer instead.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5565373 - 04/28/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why don't you smoke?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5565424 - 04/28/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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big deal I havent smoked weed in 8 months. so what?




today is the first today i havent smoked in probly 8 months. actually, i dont even remember the last day i didnt smoke. its not that big a deal, i just want to be high


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Re: LNC?? [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5565456 - 04/28/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It's good to take a long break sometimes and break that addiction.

Weed can be a tiny demon.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565490 - 04/28/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A hot little sparkly green demon that smells like heaven...


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    #5565505 - 04/28/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC?? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5565527 - 04/28/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Mmmmmmmmmmm......hiiiiiiiiiighhh...


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565584 - 04/28/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Evening everyone. :chugbeer:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565591 - 04/28/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Heya man, how goes it? I'm all stoned out now.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565596 - 04/28/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What's going on brother, long time no speak.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565602 - 04/28/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Good deal. :yesnod: I'm working on my first bowl. After not smoking for a long long while it only takes a couple hits to get me buzzed. It's actually really nice.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565607 - 04/28/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds top notch. :smile:

Gas is $7 a gallon in england. :frown:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565608 - 04/28/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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What's going on brother, long time no speak.




Hey there bro, where the hell you been, hows life treating you? :cheers:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565616 - 04/28/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hows everyone? 3 weeks after my hip replacement operation and 3 more to go before I can walk on that leg. Its BORING. But good med's.
Everone be cool. I'm headed back to sleep.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565619 - 04/28/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So you hittin the ganj again, huh? I've been in Georgia for the past 2 1/2 months, just north of Atlanta. It was great...Georgia is a pretty cool state, tried a lot of new drugs, including acid, and it was just a relaxed place to be. How's everything in your life?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565632 - 04/28/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Thats awesome man. What brought you to Georgia if you don't mind me asking? Yeah I'm hitting the greenage again. :grin: Life has been pretty good the past few months. Getting out a bit more and enjoying the spring weather. It got a little colder out tonight but still not too bad. :yesnod:

Kapt - Hope you heal up soon man. The scripts are definitely a plus, hopefully they are helping with the pain a bit. I'm sure they are, in the right dosages anyhow. :wink:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565633 - 04/28/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The beers are tasting very good right now. It took about 4 of them, but they are tasting prety good right now.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: gregorio]
    #5565638 - 04/28/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah even cheap piss beer tastes pretty good after a couple drinks.  :faded:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565639 - 04/28/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

sup LNC, am I too late?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565645 - 04/28/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A good buddy of mine moved to Georgia around the time I moved down here and I haven't seen him since then, about a year. I'm out of HS, have nothing to do, so I took advantage and went to crash with him for a while.

It's good to hear you're enjoying yourself and getting out.

Gregorio- you're making me thirsty dammit


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    #5565648 - 04/28/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC?? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5565649 - 04/28/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Unisom just hit. Bed time!  :toadwalk: :link: :psychsplit: :royalrainbow:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565652 - 04/28/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I still got to finish this ice cream... you're right it's 1:42...


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565653 - 04/28/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Fuckin Cranberry Juice is so good...I can't stop drinking it!


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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565656 - 04/28/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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theolduser said:
It's good to take a long break sometimes and break that addiction.

Weed can be a tiny demon.




Absolutely.

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My poison (literally)





This is what you've been drinking all night? I feel ashamed for attempting to match you with 70 proof rum.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565657 - 04/28/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That's awesome you got to go see your old HS buddy and get away for a bit man. Sounds like a good time to me. Icing on the cake is getting to dose L for your first time. Hopefully your experience with L was a good one. :cheers:

On a side note you ought to crack a beer and quench your thirst. :lol:


Night olduser, take it easy bro. :goodnight:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5565658 - 04/28/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Name that song

He's there in case I wandered off
He's scared because I warned
He's scared in case I want it all
He's scared 'cause I want

All in all the clock is slow
Six color pictures all in a row
Of a marigold

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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565661 - 04/28/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Yeah even cheap piss beer tastes pretty good after a couple drinks.  :faded:




It's Bud select, not a bad beer, usualy goes down realy nice.

I prefer Sam Adams but the Bud was $6 dollars cheaper.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5565662 - 04/28/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

ThaiLipaYai said:
My poison (literally)





This is what you've been drinking all night?  I feel ashamed for attempting to match you with 70 proof rum.




You better up your intake and down a couple of shots really quick. :wink:


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    #5565665 - 04/28/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565670 - 04/28/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565673 - 04/28/06 01:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Thai, I would do a shot with you, but i am already buzzing, back from the bar, all I have is Paisano wine, and I drank most of that watching Sideways last night.

On a side note, I ran sound for some charity bullshit and Wynona Judd was there. She said "God" more than a GWB speech.
just from the way she was talking you could tell she thought she was better than everyone, telling 6th graders "you really are worth something to society" as if everyone feels like they are useless unless they are famous overweight, fresh-outta-rehab fuckwads.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565675 - 04/28/06 01:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You don't have to tell me twice.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565676 - 04/28/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I will have a glass of wine with LNC before I go to bed, if I can find a clean glass..... my roommates have been slobs lately.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5565678 - 04/28/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Alright I've got a 16oz beer I've had 2 or 3 sips off of. I'll toss it back and then take a couple tokes. :thumbup:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565679 - 04/28/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

L is something else, I had a great time...nonstop laughter for 6 straight hours. I actually have a funny story about that night..we were with a few kids that I had just met...this one kid is about 5'9 275-300 lbs, plaid flannel jacket, and a nice beard. His friends were nicknaming him Father time, and the Acid Clause instead of santa, since he brought over the acid.

Anyway, we had this lay-z-boy in the apartment, so he gets there and he's dosed up already and he sits on it. I take my hits and I do my thing, hop in the shower quickly, whatever. Make a long story semi-short, he ends up sitting in that chair for 6 hours straight no joke, didn't even budge to go to the bathroom. Then when he finally did, while we were peaking, everyone started clapping and cheering and laughing...perhaps one of the best moments of all time.


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    #5565680 - 04/28/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565683 - 04/28/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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everyone started clapping and cheering and laughing...perhaps one of the best moments of all time.




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Sounds like you had a great time bro. :laugh:


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    #5565685 - 04/28/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm going to say no deal.


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    #5565688 - 04/28/06 01:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Another cool side-note.... i am going to be doing sound for Slade tommorrow..... OH YEAH! RAWK ON "come on feel the noise..... girls rock the boys!".

Jeez what a mindfuck that will be.


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    #5565690 - 04/28/06 01:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Deal :smile:




Done and I'm working on those tokes right now before I grab a fresh beer. :grin:


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    #5565693 - 04/28/06 02:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

2 Questions:

How did the drinking game go?

Anyone Shroomerites not living with their parents and able to go out drinking live in Atlanta?


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    #5565694 - 04/28/06 02:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

anyone shroomerites..... wtf is wrong with me?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5565696 - 04/28/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yo is it just me or can you guys NOT drink unless you have a full stomach?


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    #5565697 - 04/28/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565699 - 04/28/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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If I'm going to buy cheap beer, I usually just get the 30 pack of Miller High Life. Not only is it dirt cheap, it's damn tastey as far as cheap beer goes!

The Champagne of Beers




The Longnecks are drinkable--and a lifesaver if your short on cash.

$7.21 for a 12-pack, including tax. Not bad.

I got my 12 of bud for under $10, warm.


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    #5565701 - 04/28/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565702 - 04/28/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I just get this sloppy drunk feeling if I eat on an empty stomach..the type of drunk where my words are slurred and I'm..well...sloppy. But if I drink on a full stomach, I am at least coherent, even if I'm plastered...I'll act wild but I won't act a fool, if that makes sense.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565704 - 04/28/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well... after a couple beers I get uncontrollable munchies so I like to have eaten before drinking. :lol:


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    #5565707 - 04/28/06 02:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565710 - 04/28/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Best cure or prevention for a hangover as well; eat well before crashing.


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    #5565712 - 04/28/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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OMFG!

I do too!

I have never met anyone else that gets the "beer munchies" besides Eris.




If that were true WaffleHouse wouldn't exist.


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    #5565713 - 04/28/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565717 - 04/28/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

ThaiLipaYai said:
OMFG!

I do too!

I have never met anyone else that gets the "beer munchies" besides Eris.




If that were true WaffleHouse wouldn't exist.




Very true.. :lol:

Along with Denny's. (here in NY anyway, don't know if Denny's is nationwide)


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    #5565720 - 04/28/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have about an inch of liquid left in this bottle.

I missed the drinking game.

Drinking on an empty stomach is wonderfully frugal!  Well said.  I prefer to drink when I'm completely content:  not hungry, and yet not full.

Also, goddamn, I never knew Slade sang "Cum on Feel the Noize" before Quiet Riot. 

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    #5565721 - 04/28/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Absolutely.

Stay Hydrated!

Them ice cold Mountain Dews help when you do have a hangover though.


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    #5565724 - 04/28/06 02:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am pre gathering here at mndfreezes.

adrug, hatta, nano, nunciate, paradigm and the two newly newlyweds are here. Its awesome. whiskey and soma.

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    #5565726 - 04/28/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565728 - 04/28/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hope you guys are enjoying yourselves. :chugbeer: :laugh:

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    #5565731 - 04/28/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So what's everyone listening to as we speak?


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    #5565734 - 04/28/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Smashing pumpkins and I'm about to listen to tool aenima for the 1st time high...


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    #5565735 - 04/28/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

'Godsmack - Livin in Sin' at the moment.


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    #5565736 - 04/28/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

wait, did Quiet Riot really play that song before Slade?

I admit, I don't know who Slade really is, other than I think it has something to do with the drummer from AC/DC.

I just looked them up when I got home to do some research on what type of music I will be mixing.


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    #5565738 - 04/28/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC?? [Re: ilikebigbuds21]
    #5565739 - 04/28/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Conan O'Brien.

Andrea Mitchell, the Newsgal is the guest.

I think she is sexy. Damn sexy.


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    #5565741 - 04/28/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That is one of the best albums ev-ar IMO, great to trip to. My favorite album to trip to so far has got to be Incubus, S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

I'm listening to the new Bongzilla CD now..


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    #5565742 - 04/28/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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So what's everyone listening to as we speak?




Vegetables- The Beach Boys

From the Album Smiley Smile/Wild Honey


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    #5565743 - 04/28/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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My Phish encompasses 90% of my music due to the sheer volume of what I have collected.

You would probably find out so much more about me by listening to the other 10%.





I think I'm to high to figure out what this means... it's a fucking puzzle! :lol:

nm you edited it... I'm prob to high to be posting...


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    #5565747 - 04/28/06 02:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Whaaaaaat? I thought everyone got the beer munchies.


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    #5565748 - 04/28/06 02:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Bleach boys - dead milkmen

from the album beelzabubba


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    #5565751 - 04/28/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i get the beer munchies something fierce, but i call them "hard liquir munchies".


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Bleach boys - dead milkmen

from the album beelzabubba




It was "Marigold" from Nirvana. :shrug:


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    #5565755 - 04/28/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Is that the album with Punk Rock Girl? I t hink I have that CD somewhere stashed away


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    #5565756 - 04/28/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what are you talking about!?

i was just posting to what i was listening to


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    #5565757 - 04/28/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So.... I was chilling, talking to this average looking chick tonight and couldn't remember her name for the life of me. I honestly tried.

After a few games of pool and idle crap-talk, she started getting touchy-feely. As I was laying the game down, I realize that she is hardcore christian, and that I wasn't getting my penis moist tonight.

Then, I find out that she is a Psych Major, which is, to me, more unnatractive than a humpback and a lazy eye. So after a ferocious debate regarding this, she furiously stomped away as she muttered "fucking asshole".

What happened to those days where my penis would override my dignity in any situation?


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    #5565761 - 04/28/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

No, Quiet Riot covered Slade's version.


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    #5565762 - 04/28/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5565763 - 04/28/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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what are you talking about!?

i was just posting to what i was listening to




You replied to me. :shrug:

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5565658#Post5565658


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    #5565764 - 04/28/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I realize that she is hardcore christian, and that I wasn't getting my penis moist tonight.

Then, I find out that she is a Psych Major, which is, to me, more unnatractive than a humpback and a lazy eye. So after a ferocious debate regarding this, she furiously stomped away as she muttered "fucking asshole".




:rotfl:

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    #5565765 - 04/28/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:blush:


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    #5565767 - 04/28/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

repent! repent! floss often!


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    #5565770 - 04/28/06 02:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i know, i have GINGIVITUS.

Im totally winning the war, though.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565773 - 04/28/06 02:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Wait until she finally analyzes her religion.

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Re: LNC?? [Re: theuser]
    #5565777 - 04/28/06 02:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I often wonder if women reflect on whether or not the "dignity bone is connected to the clitoris bone"....


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    #5565782 - 04/28/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What's worse, then? A Philosophy major or a Psychology major?


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    #5565789 - 04/28/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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What's worse, then? A Philosophy major or a Psychology major?




one tells you that your an asshole because your parents don't love you, the other tells you that you are an asshole because you are a solipsist.


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    #5565792 - 04/28/06 02:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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If you stop to think about it, there isn't really a difference. It's all about how the mind percieves things.




Do you really ever "stop to think about" things? I find that my greatest (self-proclaimed) ideas come in short bursts during repetitive mundane tasks.


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    #5565795 - 04/28/06 02:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm reflecting right now. First of all, there is no clitoris bone, only a pelvic bone. And second of all, no, the respect I receive has nothing to do with my clitoris. I think if my clitoris were displayed on my forehead instead of in my pants, I might get more respect.


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    #5565800 - 04/28/06 02:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

well.... that would give a different meaning to the term "getting head".


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    #5565803 - 04/28/06 02:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I think if my clitoris were displayed on my forehead instead of in my pants, I might get more respect.




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well.... that would give a different meaning to the term "getting head".




Also acceptable: "Then you would be literally and figurativly a mindfuck"


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Quote:

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well.... that would give a different meaning to the term "getting head".




Also acceptable: "Then you would be literally and figurativly a mindfuck"




Also acceptable: atleast the guys would be able to find it then...


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well.... that would give a different meaning to the term "getting head".




Also acceptable: "Then you would be literally and figurativly a mindfuck"




When I fuck my own mind, am I masturbating or gay?




what, gay people can't/don't masturbate?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5565823 - 04/28/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

its called voting or paying taxes.... depending on your party.


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    #5565825 - 04/28/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Also acceptable: atleast the guys would be able to find it then...




Good point. This is why I masturbate & avoid sex.


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    #5565827 - 04/28/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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When I fuck my own mind, am I masturbating or gay?




Masturbating.


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Also acceptable: atleast the guys would be able to find it then...




Good point. This is why I masturbate & avoid sex.





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    #5565838 - 04/28/06 02:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, absolutely. I know this.


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    #5565841 - 04/28/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: LNC?? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5565844 - 04/28/06 02:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

considerate doesn't neccesarily mean good.

I was reading a pretty big survey done by thousands of women and was shocked to find that an overwhelming majority of them said that the proper amount of time for one bout of sexual intercourse is 10-15 minutes.

Premature Ejaculators rejoice! thoughts of baseball and my grandmother can get me to that 10 minute mark.


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Oh, absolutely. I know this.




Then what is with the vow to "our lady of perpetual nub rubbing"?


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    #5565855 - 04/28/06 02:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hye, look guys, If we can't laugh at our sexual performance, then we are letting women have all the giggles.

From personal experience, either every woman thinks her last boyfriend had a small penis or sucked in bed, or said that to make me feel better.


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    #5565858 - 04/28/06 03:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i dont know, I never had the opportunity to compare and contrast my size and thrusting techniques to my girlfriends ex-boyfriends.

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    #5565865 - 04/28/06 03:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hello.

You got any drugs?

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    #5565874 - 04/28/06 03:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have strict orders to remind eveyone in here just how much they suck, for not coming to the az gathering.

WE HAVE SHIRTS.  official ones.  not for sale in retail distribution centers!  BITCHES!

i mean.  freinds.

YOU SUCK !!

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    #5565878 - 04/28/06 03:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Hye, look guys, If we can't laugh at our sexual performance, then we are letting women have all the giggles.

From personal experience, either every woman thinks her last boyfriend had a small penis or sucked in bed, or said that to make me feel better.




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    #5565888 - 04/28/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Then what is with the vow to "our lady of perpetual nub rubbing"?




:shrug:  It takes me less than 10 minutes to make myself orgasm.  I can have repeated orgasms.  I can finish orgasming, then easily move to my next task.  (Masturbating 10 minutes before I have to leave for class, or exercise, or go to bed, or study, or anything.)  Plus I don't have to wear a condom, worry about pregnancy, worry about STDs, worry about wasting my time, worry about putting more effort into what I do versus what I get, worry about the other person's feelings, or feel guilty about fantasies, etc.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5565895 - 04/28/06 03:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

but dont you want social validation for the perkiness of your breasts? or the boost of self-esteem that someone out there would love to use you as a warm, moist hole?




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    #5565904 - 04/28/06 03:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I get a pleasant satisfaction when I'm with the girl I love though... Like we are completing a circuit. she is comfortable, but I am the one making myself orgasm. SHE is the one making her orgasm.

but we are doing it together. something is wonderful about that to me.

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I usually just wait until she finishes.. I can control it pretty much. Depends on what the mood is like.


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    #5565913 - 04/28/06 03:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Women have my suspicious contempt for the sole reason that they can fake an orgasm, and we cannot.

Even when I am almost completely sure it was the genuine article, there is some devil sitting on my shoulder saying "sure her back arched up a foot off the bed.... sure her entire body shook like she was having seizures...... sure she cussed like a sailor..... sure she once called out to God to make this moment last for eternity..... but she could still just be one really good acting bitch."


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    #5565920 - 04/28/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You know, being a woman in our western society, the way I look has had a profound impact on my life. As Thai noted, I do believe I have "it" figured out. I don't really know where to go with this; sexuality & feminism are two things I can't get enough of, or say enough about.

Yeah, but I wouldn't mind social validation for the perkiness of my breasts. However, natural D's (excuse me, Victoria's Secret employees have measured my bust as that oh-so-irritating size of "Right between a C and a D!") aren't normally "perky." At least not as perky as I'd like them to be. And although having someone aspire to use my warm hole wouldn't boost my self-esteem, I sure as hell wouldn't mind it.


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    #5565921 - 04/28/06 03:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

They can fake it easier for sure. From lots of time spent doing oral on my gf, I can pretty much tell when it comes to her. It gets really sensitive for her and she has to stop for a little bit. Not to mention the visible creamy stuff, or whatever you call it :wink:.
I worried about her faking before too. Took a lot of close attention to figure things out and feel sure.
She will just tell me the truth if she doesn't orgasm these days.I've been with her so long, we know each other well.. so there's no real point in not telling the truth.


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    #5565922 - 04/28/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Wake her up with some romance. Maybe that'll change the pattern?






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You know, being a woman in our western society, the way I look has had a profound impact on my life. As Thai noted, I do believe I have "it" figured out. I don't really know where to go with this; sexuality & feminism are two things I can't get enough of, or say enough about.

Yeah, but I wouldn't mind social validation for the perkiness of my breasts. However, natural D's (excuse me, Victoria's Secret employees have measured my bust as that oh-so-irritating size of "Right between a C and a D!") aren't normally "perky." At least not as perky as I'd like them to be. And although having someone aspire to use my warm hole wouldn't boost my self-esteem, I sure as hell wouldn't mind it.





So you are looking for prospects, but have yet to find a man who can "fill that position"? (or woman..... the wrist is a powerful thing I hear).


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or maybe giver her a bit of the ultraviolent, with a bit of the in out, in out.




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    #5565935 - 04/28/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

was that a good "OH GOOD LORD", or a bad "OH GOOD LORD"?

the difference isnt subtle, yet escapes the stoicism of typed font.


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    #5565936 - 04/28/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I usually just wait until she finishes.. I can control it pretty much. Depends on what the mood is like.




problem with that is then the female has to sit there while you finish.

circuit climaxing... is wonderful. is what being a cohesive pair of sexual beings should be about.

sometimes you want to just please the other person, and sometimes its wonderful to just be pleased... but dual climaxing is what is important. to be on that same wavelength.


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    #5565937 - 04/28/06 03:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, and that has happened before... it's great when it does, I agree.
It seems like it's just hard to get that exact timing down every time.

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    #5565939 - 04/28/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am righteously poetic tonight. Maybe it is the wine. Maybe it is the wine leading me to falsly believe so. Maybe Tom Robbins died tonight and his spirit is channeling through me.

Maybe I need to go to bed.


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    #5565941 - 04/28/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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WE HAVE SHIRTS. official ones. not for sale in retail distribution centers! BITCHES!





So start a web site and sell them there. I'll buy one.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: eris]
    #5565942 - 04/28/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you have to just not worry about it, in my experience.... if im enjoing myself to the maximum capacity, by feeling and paying attention, then the enjoyement for her is usally heightened, unless she is really uncomfortable or akward.

just enjoy yourself, and if shes enjoying herself, then usually it just syncs up.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565945 - 04/28/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Girls measure sex with the cuddle. Guys measure sex by how much societal decency and shame the girl shed while riding reverse cowgirl.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565946 - 04/28/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

psilocyberin said:
was that a good "OH GOOD LORD", or a bad "OH GOOD LORD"?




GOOD. Inexplicably so!


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565948 - 04/28/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So let's here some of your rightous poetry.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565949 - 04/28/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

On that note, i am going to bed. I have revealed too many secrets from the Sacred Fraternal Order of the Frenulum initiates handbook.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565951 - 04/28/06 03:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I probably should just not think about it.

If I pay attention to the noise/body language, I can tell when she is about to finish and all... Seems like the control on my end depends a lot on my state of mind.
Some days my mind just drifts, or it's hard to focus. Drugs or alcohol also factor in. Some days I can really get into it... others I find my mind wandering off and having difficulty concentrating.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565952 - 04/28/06 03:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
Girls measure sex with the cuddle. 




Please elaborate on that one if you will. :confused:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565954 - 04/28/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Guys measure sex by how much societal decency and shame the girl shed while riding reverse cowgirl.




Haha, that is the only position my gf does not like to do it in!


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Re: LNC?? [Re: gregorio]
    #5565960 - 04/28/06 03:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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gregorio said:
So let's here some of your rightous poetry.




start back at about 30 posts ago......

If I recall correctly, I think I used the word "poetic", because Poetry is trite and grossly self-absorbed blather. It was the blogs of the past. Pages upon pages of blather in the vain hope that someone will recognize the tortured and uniquely mysterious genius that is THEE!
Liberally salted (assaulted) with more I's (eyes) than an Optometrist's Valentine Card, the poem is a wretched recording of the failed attempts at summoning the muse, failing to retreat with the delete (or an eraser), the pseudo-intellectual cheat is rarely as sweet, especially when climaxed with "My heart beats".


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Re: LNC?? [Re: gregorio]
    #5565967 - 04/28/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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gregorio said:
Quote:

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Girls measure sex with the cuddle. 




Please elaborate on that one if you will. :confused:




The cuddle afterwards.

As they lay their carnally wrecked hair upon your heaving chest and listen to your heartbeat, focusing on the rhythm of your elation or lack of, running their sticky fingers through the curls of your chest, hopefully waiting for the Sigh of Content..... preparing to vocally pounce with the peace-wrecking phrase of "What are you thinking?".

need any more elaboration?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565972 - 04/28/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am officially off to bed now. The lexicon is running dry.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565973 - 04/28/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Mine just falls asleep.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565975 - 04/28/06 03:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Good night. I'm still chipping away at a 30 pack.. starting to get sloppy.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: eris]
    #5565997 - 04/28/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"
"
As they lay their carnally wrecked hair upon your heaving chest and listen to your heartbeat, focusing on the rhythm of your elation or lack of, running their sticky fingers through the curls of your chest, hopefully waiting for the Sigh of Content..... preparing to vocally pounce with the peace-wrecking phrase of "What are you thinking?"."
"
"

sounds like me :laugh:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5566005 - 04/28/06 04:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:yawn:

I juss woke up. How is LNC ?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5566065 - 04/28/06 06:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
2 Questions:

How did the drinking game go?

Anyone Shroomerites not living with their parents and able to go out drinking live in Atlanta?




still livin with the parents in cobb county, but i got a fake ID that usually works. im moving out to my own house in kennesaw here in a month or so.


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