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Re: LNC?? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5565922 - 04/28/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Wake her up with some romance. Maybe that'll change the pattern?






or maybe giver her a bit of the ultraviolent, with a bit of the in out, in out.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5565927 - 04/28/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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You know, being a woman in our western society, the way I look has had a profound impact on my life. As Thai noted, I do believe I have "it" figured out. I don't really know where to go with this; sexuality & feminism are two things I can't get enough of, or say enough about.

Yeah, but I wouldn't mind social validation for the perkiness of my breasts. However, natural D's (excuse me, Victoria's Secret employees have measured my bust as that oh-so-irritating size of "Right between a C and a D!") aren't normally "perky." At least not as perky as I'd like them to be. And although having someone aspire to use my warm hole wouldn't boost my self-esteem, I sure as hell wouldn't mind it.





So you are looking for prospects, but have yet to find a man who can "fill that position"? (or woman..... the wrist is a powerful thing I hear).


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565928 - 04/28/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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or maybe giver her a bit of the ultraviolent, with a bit of the in out, in out.




OH GOOD LORD


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Re: LNC?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5565935 - 04/28/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

was that a good "OH GOOD LORD", or a bad "OH GOOD LORD"?

the difference isnt subtle, yet escapes the stoicism of typed font.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: eris]
    #5565936 - 04/28/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I usually just wait until she finishes.. I can control it pretty much. Depends on what the mood is like.




problem with that is then the female has to sit there while you finish.

circuit climaxing... is wonderful. is what being a cohesive pair of sexual beings should be about.

sometimes you want to just please the other person, and sometimes its wonderful to just be pleased... but dual climaxing is what is important. to be on that same wavelength.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565937 - 04/28/06 03:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, and that has happened before... it's great when it does, I agree.
It seems like it's just hard to get that exact timing down every time.

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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565939 - 04/28/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am righteously poetic tonight. Maybe it is the wine. Maybe it is the wine leading me to falsly believe so. Maybe Tom Robbins died tonight and his spirit is channeling through me.

Maybe I need to go to bed.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565941 - 04/28/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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WE HAVE SHIRTS. official ones. not for sale in retail distribution centers! BITCHES!





So start a web site and sell them there. I'll buy one.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: eris]
    #5565942 - 04/28/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you have to just not worry about it, in my experience.... if im enjoing myself to the maximum capacity, by feeling and paying attention, then the enjoyement for her is usally heightened, unless she is really uncomfortable or akward.

just enjoy yourself, and if shes enjoying herself, then usually it just syncs up.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565945 - 04/28/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Girls measure sex with the cuddle. Guys measure sex by how much societal decency and shame the girl shed while riding reverse cowgirl.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565946 - 04/28/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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was that a good "OH GOOD LORD", or a bad "OH GOOD LORD"?




GOOD. Inexplicably so!


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565948 - 04/28/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So let's here some of your rightous poetry.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565949 - 04/28/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

On that note, i am going to bed. I have revealed too many secrets from the Sacred Fraternal Order of the Frenulum initiates handbook.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5565951 - 04/28/06 03:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I probably should just not think about it.

If I pay attention to the noise/body language, I can tell when she is about to finish and all... Seems like the control on my end depends a lot on my state of mind.
Some days my mind just drifts, or it's hard to focus. Drugs or alcohol also factor in. Some days I can really get into it... others I find my mind wandering off and having difficulty concentrating.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565952 - 04/28/06 03:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Girls measure sex with the cuddle. 




Please elaborate on that one if you will. :confused:


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565954 - 04/28/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Guys measure sex by how much societal decency and shame the girl shed while riding reverse cowgirl.




Haha, that is the only position my gf does not like to do it in!


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Re: LNC?? [Re: gregorio]
    #5565960 - 04/28/06 03:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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gregorio said:
So let's here some of your rightous poetry.




start back at about 30 posts ago......

If I recall correctly, I think I used the word "poetic", because Poetry is trite and grossly self-absorbed blather. It was the blogs of the past. Pages upon pages of blather in the vain hope that someone will recognize the tortured and uniquely mysterious genius that is THEE!
Liberally salted (assaulted) with more I's (eyes) than an Optometrist's Valentine Card, the poem is a wretched recording of the failed attempts at summoning the muse, failing to retreat with the delete (or an eraser), the pseudo-intellectual cheat is rarely as sweet, especially when climaxed with "My heart beats".


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Re: LNC?? [Re: gregorio]
    #5565967 - 04/28/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Girls measure sex with the cuddle. 




Please elaborate on that one if you will. :confused:




The cuddle afterwards.

As they lay their carnally wrecked hair upon your heaving chest and listen to your heartbeat, focusing on the rhythm of your elation or lack of, running their sticky fingers through the curls of your chest, hopefully waiting for the Sigh of Content..... preparing to vocally pounce with the peace-wrecking phrase of "What are you thinking?".

need any more elaboration?


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565972 - 04/28/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am officially off to bed now. The lexicon is running dry.


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Re: LNC?? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5565973 - 04/28/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Mine just falls asleep.


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