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irascible_raunch
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Oh, absolutely. I know this.
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Taco Chef
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hello
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SneezingPenis
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considerate doesn't neccesarily mean good.
I was reading a pretty big survey done by thousands of women and was shocked to find that an overwhelming majority of them said that the proper amount of time for one bout of sexual intercourse is 10-15 minutes.
Premature Ejaculators rejoice! thoughts of baseball and my grandmother can get me to that 10 minute mark.
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SneezingPenis
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irascible_raunch said: Oh, absolutely. I know this.
Then what is with the vow to "our lady of perpetual nub rubbing"?
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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SneezingPenis
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Hye, look guys, If we can't laugh at our sexual performance, then we are letting women have all the giggles.
From personal experience, either every woman thinks her last boyfriend had a small penis or sucked in bed, or said that to make me feel better.
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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SneezingPenis
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i dont know, I never had the opportunity to compare and contrast my size and thrusting techniques to my girlfriends ex-boyfriends.
Face it, every guy has been that "limp/short dicked ex-boyfriend".
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Hello.
You got any drugs?

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I have strict orders to remind eveyone in here just how much they suck, for not coming to the az gathering.
WE HAVE SHIRTS. official ones. not for sale in retail distribution centers! BITCHES!
i mean. freinds.
YOU SUCK !!
arrrgh!!
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psilocyberin said: Hye, look guys, If we can't laugh at our sexual performance, then we are letting women have all the giggles.
From personal experience, either every woman thinks her last boyfriend had a small penis or sucked in bed, or said that to make me feel better.
sooo true. /end truth
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irascible_raunch
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psilocyberin said: Then what is with the vow to "our lady of perpetual nub rubbing"?
It takes me less than 10 minutes to make myself orgasm. I can have repeated orgasms. I can finish orgasming, then easily move to my next task. (Masturbating 10 minutes before I have to leave for class, or exercise, or go to bed, or study, or anything.) Plus I don't have to wear a condom, worry about pregnancy, worry about STDs, worry about wasting my time, worry about putting more effort into what I do versus what I get, worry about the other person's feelings, or feel guilty about fantasies, etc.
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SneezingPenis
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but dont you want social validation for the perkiness of your breasts? or the boost of self-esteem that someone out there would love to use you as a warm, moist hole?
(you know, I am really not winning any points for our team with this post. Sorry guys)
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I get a pleasant satisfaction when I'm with the girl I love though... Like we are completing a circuit. she is comfortable, but I am the one making myself orgasm. SHE is the one making her orgasm.
but we are doing it together. something is wonderful about that to me.
and she gets to wear my jacket.
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Re: LNC?? *DELETED* [Re: Todcasil]
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eris
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I usually just wait until she finishes.. I can control it pretty much. Depends on what the mood is like.
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SneezingPenis
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Women have my suspicious contempt for the sole reason that they can fake an orgasm, and we cannot.
Even when I am almost completely sure it was the genuine article, there is some devil sitting on my shoulder saying "sure her back arched up a foot off the bed.... sure her entire body shook like she was having seizures...... sure she cussed like a sailor..... sure she once called out to God to make this moment last for eternity..... but she could still just be one really good acting bitch."
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Re: LNC?? *DELETED* [Re: eris]
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You know, being a woman in our western society, the way I look has had a profound impact on my life. As Thai noted, I do believe I have "it" figured out. I don't really know where to go with this; sexuality & feminism are two things I can't get enough of, or say enough about.
Yeah, but I wouldn't mind social validation for the perkiness of my breasts. However, natural D's (excuse me, Victoria's Secret employees have measured my bust as that oh-so-irritating size of "Right between a C and a D!") aren't normally "perky." At least not as perky as I'd like them to be. And although having someone aspire to use my warm hole wouldn't boost my self-esteem, I sure as hell wouldn't mind it.
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They can fake it easier for sure. From lots of time spent doing oral on my gf, I can pretty much tell when it comes to her. It gets really sensitive for her and she has to stop for a little bit. Not to mention the visible creamy stuff, or whatever you call it . I worried about her faking before too. Took a lot of close attention to figure things out and feel sure. She will just tell me the truth if she doesn't orgasm these days.I've been with her so long, we know each other well.. so there's no real point in not telling the truth.
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