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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5554659 - 04/25/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I normaly let them talk untill they say something rediculous, I know the whole bible by heart practicaly and was raised in christianity and belived it was rite untill I mastered it like a pro gamer that I am and found out that its all bull.

But anyway, Then I explain that the bible cannot say to donate 10% of your money because they did not have the comprehension to know what 10% is back then. And stuff like that. And I also bring up oh and why do you guys pass a tray around for donation so that everyone can see everyone donate? Dont u reemember the part in the bible about donating in secret and not bragging or feeling pressured to donate.

And the part were the rich people donated out of their expence and were making fun of the poor woman who only donated 2 coins and then jesus was like she donated more than u so ur fucking pricks and there like bs motha fucka we donated way more and then gezus is like nigga plz she donated everything she has.

And then there like omg what have I been doing with my life and then I am like dude I do not know but get the fuck away.


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Edited by mikeownow (04/25/06 11:40 AM)


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    #5554677 - 04/25/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: pod3]
    #5554686 - 04/25/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

MY gf grandma says she feels extreemly pressured when the plate goes by her.


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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: pod3]
    #5554690 - 04/25/06 11:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Well, then. This is an issue of old laws, for which exceptions have been made.

The tithe was called for only in regards to building a tabernacle in the Sinai, and her pastor is not a genuine Levite (the only legitimate kind of preist.)
For that matter, he would have to perform many more duties (in respect to sacrificing animals and tent maintenance) in order to earn his tithe. This was because a priest was not allowed to possess anything of his own.

Furthermore, in 2Tim, women are instructed never to speak in the church, and to only ask their husbands to expand upon the message.

That is an awesome shroom avatar, BTW. In regards to mana, it would be interesting to ask her, what blushes blue, can be dried and baked as bread, is like white coriander seed, gets worms by the end of a day, wilts in the sun, and tests the imbiber.  :wink:




Exceptions? I do not remember the bible talking about exceptions

Oh yes and my shroom is bad ass isnt it =P


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    #5554791 - 04/25/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5554832 - 04/25/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: pod3]
    #5554897 - 04/25/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I do what every good red blooded american does,
Slam the fucking door on them bitches.

In situations likes yours though,
I just laugh and walk away.


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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: pod3]
    #5555262 - 04/25/06 03:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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What, do you still sacrifice animals for your sins?

Remember what Paul said in respect to uncircumsized gentiles going to heaven in spite of not being Kosher?

New Testament = New Covenant

Whether by pagans, or by Jews, always question: at what specific time something was done and for what specific reason.




HELLO We don't sacrifice anymore cause of Jesus sacrifice. That is a no brainier.


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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: pod3]
    #5555517 - 04/25/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not a PC Christian, but I dissagree with the translation of Calamus into Cannabis. Sweet Flag, Flagroot, Snake Root - Acorus Calamus contains TMA, a precursor to mescaline. The Holy Annointing Oil would have entered Moses and Aaron transdermally, and seeing the 'glory of the LORD' makes more sense from mescaline that any stoned cannabis user.


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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #5555786 - 04/25/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I'm not a PC Christian, but I dissagree with the translation of Calamus into Cannabis. Sweet Flag, Flagroot, Snake Root - Acorus Calamus contains TMA, a precursor to mescaline. The Holy Annointing Oil would have entered Moses and Aaron transdermally, and seeing the 'glory of the LORD' makes more sense from mescaline that any stoned cannabis user.




Omg I am so telling my gf grandma about this!


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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: mikeownow]
    #5556722 - 04/25/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I tell people all of the time that I don't believe that nonsense.


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    #5558251 - 04/26/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5561599 - 04/27/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Whats a good honest straight forward answer to give that will let them know that they are not going to get you to go? And make them leave too!
:confused:




Just tell her that you appreciate her concern but you are allready a member in a church and that you are very happy with it. She sounded like a sweet, nice old lady and probably would have left you alone after you told her that.

Or if you were not having any luck catching any fish you could have said; "I tell you what. You have 10 minutes to tell me what you believe. If I catch me a nice big fish in 10 minutes, I will go check out your church. The clock is running."


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Re: christian person trying to spread the gospel to you, what to say? [Re: gregorio]
    #5562363 - 04/27/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i usually let them have their say as well. and ill ask questions myself. its all about respect.


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