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Snufkin
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phallic carrot
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: Snufkin]
#5559042 - 04/26/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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So you gonna get it?
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Re: phallic carrot *DELETED* [Re: Snufkin]
#5559043 - 04/26/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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...Yeah, what is it supposed to look like? tits? cock 'n' balls? I see nothing.
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: Idiot]
#5559080 - 04/26/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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phallic implies penis-like.
I guess the two little nubs at the top are testicles?
Why is this being auctioned?
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Asante
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Respect teh carrot
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: Asante]
#5559632 - 04/26/06 06:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The girth on that is not even close to even all the way.
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: Snufkin]
#5559668 - 04/26/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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That carrot really looks nothing like a penis.
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: OJK]
#5559762 - 04/26/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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what the fuck was this guy thinking? it amazes me what people will try to sell on ebay.
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: otr317]
#5559775 - 04/26/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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if your in the right country, can you sell yourself on ebay?
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ninetynine said: if your in the right country, can you sell yourself on ebay?
Checked ebay.nl (dutch ebay) and I didn't find any sales. Even though prostitution is legal here. Maybe russian ebay has mailorder brides. http://www.singlebrides.com/
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Re: phallic carrot [Re: Snufkin]
#5559918 - 04/26/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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This wonderful novelty item belongs in the world of Victorian oddities. Amaze and delight your friends and send them into fits of hysterics, or deep into the throws of embarrassment. This phallically shaped carrot is worthy of Baldrick's admiration. This would make a light hearted centre piece to any dinner party and the prop for many a practical joke. Take it down to the pub to amuse your friends or simply enjoy eating it, the choice is yours, or will be if you win the auction! And as the carrot is organically grown, so is guaranteed to be sweet, crispy and packed full of super healthy vitamin A (the thing's bound to be an aphrodisiac, just look at it!)
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