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ClammyJoe
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So today I became an Minister
#5559663 - 04/26/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm now a minister in the Universal Life Church, ultra Unitarian power. I got so many idea's swimming
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5559702 - 04/26/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm a minister in that church. All you have to do is give them your name and some info and you are in. I guess I can legally marry people and shit.
I have never used my powers though.
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5559721 - 04/26/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can someone be the minister at their own wedding? I imagine so, but I don't really know.
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5559731 - 04/26/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've always wanted to start the church of Jerry Garcia.
The first commandment would be:
"Giveth unto DoctorJ all of your money, you dumb hippies!"
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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: DoctorJ]
#5559738 - 04/26/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5559782 - 04/26/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, and I apparently have the power to declare someone a jedi knight. Unitarians are the badassest people
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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5559784 - 04/26/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5559794 - 04/26/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've been a minister in that church for over a year
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5559798 - 04/26/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Done, You're Jedi name is Lipth Tono, its up to you to seek further training. If you want a certificate it can be arranged... for a price... already church corruption has reared its ugly head.
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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5559802 - 04/26/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5559855 - 04/26/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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So be it, my son
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Deadmaker]
#5560086 - 04/26/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Deadmaker said: Can someone be the minister at their own wedding? I imagine so, but I don't really know.
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5560091 - 04/26/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ThaiLipaYai said: If I were to ever meet a cool chick, I'd be willing to let a shroomerite marry us.
Hahaha, cool chick! He said cool chick!! Cool and chick in the same sentence!
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Yrtlzmo]
#5560160 - 04/26/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Yrtlzmo said:
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TheMadConductor said: I'm now a minister in the Universal Life Church, ultra Unitarian power. I got so many idea's swimming
Hunter?
Heh, sorry, I guess I wasn't the only one to join today
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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ClammyJoe
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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5560681 - 04/26/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just wondering, Can I turn my house into a church and be exempt from property taxes, etc... ?
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