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OfflineClammyJoe
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So today I became an Minister
    #5559663 - 04/26/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm now a minister in the Universal Life Church, ultra Unitarian power. I got so many idea's swimming


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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5559702 - 04/26/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

I'm a minister in that church.  All you have to do is give them your name and some info and you are in.  I guess I can legally marry people and shit.

I have never used my powers though.


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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5559721 - 04/26/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Can someone be the minister at their own wedding? I imagine so, but I don't really know.


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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5559731 - 04/26/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've always wanted to start the church of Jerry Garcia. 

The first commandment would be:

"Giveth unto DoctorJ all of your money, you dumb hippies!" 

:lol:


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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5559738 - 04/26/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559782 - 04/26/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, and I apparently have the power to declare someone a jedi knight. Unitarians are the badassest people


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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5559784 - 04/26/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559794 - 04/26/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've been a minister in that church for over a year :laugh:


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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559798 - 04/26/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Done, You're Jedi name is Lipth Tono, its up to you to seek further training. If you want a certificate it can be arranged... for a price... already church corruption has reared its ugly head.


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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5559802 - 04/26/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5559855 - 04/26/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So be it, my son


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    #5560079 - 04/26/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5560086 - 04/26/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Deadmaker said:
Can someone be the minister at their own wedding? I imagine so, but I don't really know.




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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5560091 - 04/26/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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ThaiLipaYai said:
If I were to ever meet a cool chick, I'd be willing to let a shroomerite marry us.





Hahaha, cool chick!  He said cool chick!! Cool and chick in the same sentence! :tongue2:


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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Yrtlzmo]
    #5560160 - 04/26/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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TheMadConductor said:
I'm now a minister in the Universal Life Church, ultra Unitarian power. I got so many idea's swimming




Hunter?




Heh, sorry, I guess I wasn't the only one to join today


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Re: So today I became an Minister *DELETED* [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5560296 - 04/26/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: So today I became an Minister [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5560681 - 04/26/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Just wondering, Can I turn my house into a church and be exempt from property taxes, etc... ?


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