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TheLightIsOn
In the worst ofall your fears

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SCORE!
#5557729 - 04/26/06 07:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just found my unlimited horse shit hookup :-) AFAF works as a security guard at some horse racing track. Took me a moment to realize(stoner moment) that the horse stables have horse shit. He said I can have all the shit I want :-)
You guys think is risky for me to go into someones horse stall and collect shit and maybe get him fired for letting me trespass? I mean, it's not really a big deal I'm just looking after him.
-PEACE
-------------------- AFOAF's current multi-grow log "In the privince of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within limits to be found experientially and experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the mind, there are no limits." -John C. Lilly
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Sinthetic
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Somehow I don't think they'll mind too much that your cleaning up horse shit. :P
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futurewolf42o
Le Jooses!


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if you get caught, just point to the bag of shit and say, "so you dont want me to take this shit off your property?"
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FooMan



Registered: 02/02/05
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Loc: Earth
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Stamets says that racing horses have the best shit to use because of their diets. That is definitely a GREAT score!
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beyondsisxth
Title?


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Re: SCORE! [Re: FooMan]
#5557805 - 04/26/06 08:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, thoroughbred track shit has to be as good as platinum as far as horse shit goes. If a horse is worth millions of dollars, you know its eatin well, especially since it has to be healthy too.
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musher_420
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Registered: 08/01/05
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Why don't you just ask and not do it all sneaky, as if your doing something illegal with it, not just fertilizing your garden.
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DRfeelfunny
Man...I feelkinda funny

Registered: 03/21/06
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Dude sweet hook up! Just be easy and it'll be ok.
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Cubenisseur
Mad Props


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Horse track poo = Steroids = BIG MUSHIES!!!
lol j/k, but it's an entertaining thought!
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impgl
CrimethINCspecial agent

Registered: 02/07/06
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Quote:
TheLightIsOn said: Took me a moment to realize(stoner moment) that the horse stables have horse shit. He said I can have all the shit I want :-)
lol
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Edited by impgl (04/26/06 11:15 AM)
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skeletor
the dude
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Re: SCORE! [Re: impgl]
#5558365 - 04/26/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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its fresh though. gonna have to age that but well worth the effort.
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TheLightIsOn
In the worst ofall your fears

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good to know :-)
-PEACE
-------------------- AFOAF's current multi-grow log "In the privince of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within limits to be found experientially and experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the mind, there are no limits." -John C. Lilly
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wiggles
Miffed a Milf


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That's an awesome score bro! I'd say to be open about everything and make up a decent cover story. Be comfortable and wear nice clothes when you gather it (even if it sucks to get clothes dirty).
The last thing most people think of when they see someone dressed in a decent fashion is that they're doing something illegal. You're hidden in plain view. So just don't make a big deal, do your thing and leave. I doubt anyone will say anything
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