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OfflineCantiSama

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someone please ease my mind (urine tests)
    #5553649 - 04/25/06 03:13 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i am probably going to be tested soon at my job, so i quit smoking a few days ago. i've cut down to about an eighth every two weeks (recently) and have been enjoying a daily stone for about 3 years. i know i can't pass a urine test in the next 2-3 weeks so i've been reading and decided to get Quick Fix synthetic urine. several people have sworn by it, but is there any way that it could be detected as fake when tested? the idea of substituting with synthetic urine without testing it makes me very uneasy, am i too paranoid?

what i know about the testing setup is that i will show up to work, they will send me down the road to a ProMed clinic. i go in and drain myself into the cup, unsupervised (?). upon my exit the temperature is taken. i believe it is an instant result, if that matters.

i suppose that the synthetic urine is my best bet since i can't pass it with my own, but i don't want "tried to cheat a drug test" to be on my work records, completely fucking me from getting another job.

any advice?


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5553715 - 04/25/06 03:37 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I smoked the day before being drug tested and passed. I peed early that morning and drank about half a gallon of water an hour before the test. The water diluted it so much it didnt show anything and I passed. You can try that IF you feel confident, if not, I dont know how synthetic urine would work.


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OfflineCantiSama

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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: AaronEvil]
    #5553782 - 04/25/06 03:56 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

that sounds pretty risky to me. i doubt i could have that kind of luck.


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5553805 - 04/25/06 04:08 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Plenty of water and Excercise is going to be your best bet.


or

You can just cheat it and use the piss in a condom trick...


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5553810 - 04/25/06 04:11 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Having somebody clean of the same gender piss in a washed out condom or plastic baggie right before the test and kept in a warm place on your way to the test always works.. :smile:


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5553848 - 04/25/06 04:28 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i thought about getting one of my friends to give me his clean sample, but i wouldn't have time to get it. i have to leave work and come back within a certain period of time. i suppose i could keep the synthetic sample in my car as a backup if i can't reach one of my friends in time.

considering i am 6'1", around 200lbs and have a slow metabolism, i dont think excercise/water wouldn help me too quickly. am i mistaken?


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5553883 - 04/25/06 04:51 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

It is pretty much guaronteed that if you drink a good gallon or two, an hour before the test, you WILL pass.

It will probably make your piss look not as yellow, that being your only concern.


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5554182 - 04/25/06 09:29 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

for the clearness, should i take a few vitamin b2 pills?


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5554455 - 04/25/06 12:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

thanks for all the reply from you water folks, i really appreciate it. does anyone who has used synthetic urine have any insight?


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5554485 - 04/25/06 12:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Temperature will prob. be your biggest concern with synthetic urine. That, and sometimes these tests are supervised.


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5554492 - 04/25/06 12:33 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i can only reccomend to you to read the erowid drug testing vault:
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml
very much information and good tips if you ahve to pass a test.


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: Pithlit]
    #5555621 - 04/25/06 07:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

your fukked your fukked your fukkked your fukkked your fukked...lol naw mayn drink alottta water


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5556073 - 04/25/06 09:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
Having somebody clean of the same gender
Quote:



Gender doesnt matter..


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Re: someone please ease my mind (urine tests) [Re: CantiSama]
    #5556108 - 04/25/06 09:46 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

ur so scewed


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