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I have Gallstones. *Pics*
#5552760 - 04/24/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, I found out that I have gall stones. Sucks. For the past week I've been having an annoying little pain on the right side of abdomen, right underneath my last rib. I thought I might have pulled something at the gym...but, not the case. I went to doc's, because I getting a little concerned. Turns out that gallstones have been filling up my gall bladder.
Some info: http://www.relfe.com/gall_stone_cleanse.html
http://www.alternativehealth.co.nz/g...dercleanse.htm
They wanted to do surgeory. But, I opted for the cleanse method instead. Did a lot of my own research...plus, I don't want to spend $1700 for the med bills. Doing this tonight, so hopefully I'll feel fine by morning.
This shit is horribly revolting. I could only get half down and I'm really fighting the urge to puke. But, I can tell that something is working. I'm having tons of abdominal cramps, like I'm passing huge air bubbles, I'm nauseas as hell, and I'm feeling sick. But, that would most likely happen. I'll definitely be probing my shit tomorrow...
The good news is that a buddy of mine stopped over and gave me a few grams for the night. Never had the strain, but it is really red and green, with deep red hairs. I know a lot of strains, just never seen this one. I haven't smoked in 3 days...just to see if the pain would go away.
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better take some opiates before you smoke bud... for me at least pot alone can sometimes intesify pain.. but with opiates it works perfectly
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: Infrared]
#5552823 - 04/24/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm pretty damn stoned...nausea's gone, so thats good. Just still feel like I'm having a form of male menstrual cramps, though.
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Edited by License_to_Chill (04/24/06 09:42 PM)
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You're a chick ?
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: TYL3R]
#5552903 - 04/24/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I's gots me a penis!
Nah, I was just saying...I guess this is what it must feel like to have a period. All that cramping.
Sorry, I'm really stoned now and kinda out of it.
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Yeah, I was just about blown away by that one. Thanks for the clarification.
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: mecreateme]
#5552944 - 04/24/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, now it be fixed.
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It worked! Just took a shit and nothing but green marbles came pouring out. I feel so much better. Like a huge weight has been taken off of me.
Ah, so nice.
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: cybrbeast]
#5554703 - 04/25/06 11:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll get one. Nothing but stones came out, so most of them just slid right down the toilet.
But, I did manage to rescue two of them to show to people. My camera's a piece of shit, so hopefully it'll come out nice.
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its a false cure
seriously
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: goobler]
#5554742 - 04/25/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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How's it a false cure? I'm heading to the doc's later for another sonogram.
The two little ones that I managed to rescue from the toilet. So sick...
There were so much more, and so smelly...most of it was just a greenish goo though.
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Edited by License_to_Chill (04/25/06 12:40 PM)
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Wow, those must have been hurting like a bitch. How many do you think you passed?
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: D4NK]
#5554754 - 04/25/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Probably around 30 of those little guys or so.
Even more are going to come out when I take my next dump.
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green is bile, ,I presume you used the epson salts/oil/lemon juice?
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: goobler]
#5554794 - 04/25/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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:vomit: all over this thread.
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: TYL3R]
#5554799 - 04/25/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nah, no salts, just oil and the lemon juice.
Thai- here's the recipe I followed: http://www.alternativehealth.co.nz/g...dercleanse.htm
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Oh wow, how big is a gall bladder anyway? I always thought it was about the size of a pack of cigarettes (obviously not box shaped).
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: D4NK]
#5554883 - 04/25/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea, its only like 2-3 inches long and 1 inch wide. So, it can get filled pretty damn easy. Even people without pain should do a flush once in awhile, to make sure everything's working fine.
Well, dump #2 produced a shitload (pun intended) more stones. Pics-a-comin'!
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Results from Dump #2:
Some big ones in that one. Again...no crap, just stones fell out of me. Too weird...
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Edited by License_to_Chill (04/25/06 01:21 PM)
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Quote:
License_to_Chill said: Nah, no salts, just oil and the lemon juice.
Thai- here's the recipe I followed: http://www.alternativehealth.co.nz/g...dercleanse.htm
link doesnt work, here i fixed it :
http://www.alternativehealth.co.nz/#cleanses
*edit do i get it ? you pick your shit for the stones produced in your bladder and post them on the internet ? ..
holy cow
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: ohmatic]
#5554907 - 04/25/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol, well thats if you do the procedure when you have a full stomach. I waited about 16 hours before I took this stuff...to really make sure that I didn't have any crap left in me.
So, when I had to go the bathroom, I just crapped out nothing but these things. No turds at all. 
If there were...no way in hell I'd be going in after these, lol.
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quote from original page:
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The event was nothing short of EXPLOSIVE and peering into the toilet, satisfying. About 70 DARK GREEN BALLS, ranging in size from 1 mm to 1 cm were floating on the water. I PICKED ONE UP and rinsed it off. It was gelatinous and felt SOFT AND SQUISHY.
this is so gross ..
.. i gotta try it !
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: ohmatic]
#5554921 - 04/25/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yep, exactly what happened to me. I mean, when you have to you REALLY HAVE to go. Just sat down and all that fell from me.
I'd recommend you'd try it. I have so much extra energy now.
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you could fix yourself a necklace ..
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: ohmatic]
#5554932 - 04/25/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol.
Hhhmm...wow, another crap. Be back shortly. No pics though unless something really cool falls from me.
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: ohmatic]
#5554933 - 04/25/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just had so much more come from me. Holy shit, I guess I was fuckin' packed. No wonder I was in so much pain.
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lol, oh well.
I can still feel my stomach and upper digestive contracting, only meaning that its still getting more stones out.
I'd rather have surgeory than drink that horrible oil/lemon slurry again. I was so very nauseas for 3 hours before I fell asleep.
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do you REALLY think those 'stones' cam out of your gall blader?
the duct isnt that big, think about it
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: goobler]
#5554976 - 04/25/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The sonogram earlier proved that the stones were gone...well, most of them.
Ducts stretch, they aren't rigid. And I know they're not stones, they're somewhat squishy...just a reference term.
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the link also states that the whole thing may be totally ineffective and on top of it DANGEROUS.
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does it hurt to poop them out?
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Quote:
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I'd rather have surgeory than drink that horrible oil/lemon slurry again.
no, you wouldn't. My mom had her gallbladder removed and has regretted it ever since, as she suffers from frequent bouts of bad indigestion now.
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: DoctorJ]
#5555057 - 04/25/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Didn't really hurt to dump 'em out...interesting feeling though.
Well, I discussed it with my doctor, and I wasn't in any real danger cause it wasn't about to rupture, just pretty damn full.
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and the scan really showed VISIBLE/MASSIVE decrease of the stones in your bladder ?
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: ohmatic]
#5555065 - 04/25/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea, cause yesterday when I went in...I saw on the screen this darkish blob where my gallbladder is.
Today, they blob has decreased by nearly half. I'll have to do this all over again in 2 weeks. Thought of that drink makes me so sick to my stomach.
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where is the gallbladder located?
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Uhh i thought gallstones come from the gall bladder which holds urine? So shouldn't you be pissing these out?
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: Liquidkick]
#5555105 - 04/25/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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no way in the world you could piss out those chunks
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: Liquidkick]
#5555107 - 04/25/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gallbladder is connected to your liver. Its holds the bile which helps emulsify fats and oils.
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: Liquidkick]
#5555128 - 04/25/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Liquidkick said: Uhh i thought gallstones come from the gall bladder which holds urine? So shouldn't you be pissing these out?
you're thinking of kidney stones
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Re: I have Gallstones. :( [Re: DoctorJ]
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Wow, for some reason I cannot stop laughing...
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I know this is an old post, but I remembered it so I know other people remember it.
Fucking a! My doctor just told me that I might have gallstones. I don't fucking have time for surgery this semester. If my ultrasound on Friday shows that I have gallstones, I'm going to drink that nastiness. I'll let you know how it goes.
What symptoms did you have that made your doctor thing gallstones?
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Man good luck. You'll get better. You'll be back in no time.
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