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Movies that suck
#5552481 - 04/24/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Star wars, episodes 1, 2 and 3 lord of the rings, trilogy the langoliers Alien vs Predator Reservoir Dogs the ring war of the worlds (the new one)
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552493 - 04/24/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Star wars ep 3 wasn't to bad man, good if anything. 
Pft, lotr rocked. Watch it in a theater or w/ a nice tv and a sweet system.
Narnia kinda sucked, it was like a cheap lotr w/ animals.
"Alone in the Dark" UUUGH and watch it, I dare you. Watch it high and laugh your ass off at the shittyness.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552501 - 04/24/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Reservoir Dogs?! I love that movie.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: theuser]
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ep 3 sucked cause it was a cartoon... the digital set suckes so much, the lighting is whack as hell... and i dont like the acting in the first 3...
and watching lotr on a sweet system is not going to help the story line. it was close, but not really that good... willow was better.
naria almost made the list, but i've only seen it once, but yea, it was almost on there... harry potter movies almost made it, cause they arent that great, but you watch them anyway, cause the lack of that type of movie... ya know?
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552522 - 04/24/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea, resiovor dogs is boring.... sorry, it's not that great...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552525 - 04/24/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Star Wars Episode 3 was ok. Lord of the Rings was really good in my opinion.
Movies that sucked:
1. Fantastic Four 2. Kingdom of Heaven 3. The Village 4. The Grudge
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fantastic four, that's the one i couldnt think of... it was in my head though...
lotr was just almost there.... almost..
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552532 - 04/24/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Reservoir dogs, LotR and Langoliers were all cool.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552537 - 04/24/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fantastic Four sucked so fucking badly...except for Jessica Alba in that tight fitting outfit.
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I agree- Fantastic Four was the worst thing I've seen in recent memory. That shit was atrocious.
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ok, the langolier.. have you seen it in the last 3 years? cause the digital animation is the worsts, and the acting is horrible...
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The two worst movies ever are : Red Dawn and A league of extraordinary Men.
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Red Dawn. Oh man..
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552564 - 04/24/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doom
Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
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league of extrodinary gentlemen was pretty whack...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552578 - 04/24/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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1. Crash 2. Scary Movie 4
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552579 - 04/24/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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my personal least favorite movie is 'Requiem for a Dream'
man, I wish I had those 2 hours of my life back.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: DoctorJ]
#5552593 - 04/24/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Crash was one of the best movies I had seen.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552605 - 04/24/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Phychotron said: ep 3 sucked cause it was a cartoon... the digital set suckes so much, the lighting is whack as hell... and i dont like the acting in the first 3...
and watching lotr on a sweet system is not going to help the story line. it was close, but not really that good... willow was better.
naria almost made the list, but i've only seen it once, but yea, it was almost on there... harry potter movies almost made it, cause they arent that great, but you watch them anyway, cause the lack of that type of movie... ya know?
Well, to each his own. I found lotr to be good. Yeah, now that I think about it the effects in ep3 suuucked, but I liked that he was killing everyone.
Did you see the last Harry Potter movie? They did that one very well I thought, I mean for shoving a book that huge into a 3 hour movie...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Gumby]
#5552608 - 04/24/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Doom
Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
This man speaks the truth.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552610 - 04/24/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i liked some aspects of crash, but some parts just annoyed me...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552628 - 04/24/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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anyone ever see "the cookout" quite possibly the worse i've seen...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552630 - 04/24/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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like what? i have heard lots of people say they didnt like the movie, but none have ever given any reason... I dont think most people understood the movie.
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psilocyberin said: Crash was one of the best movies I had seen.
Crash was the most disappointing rental experience of my recent life. I was all psyched to see it and it just felt like fluff.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552643 - 04/24/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The whole movie was lame. I suspect the only people that could enjoy it are those that have never been exposed to other races for long periods.
The movie should have been titled "Racism Is Bad" and consisted of five lines:
1. Fuck you you ethnic piece of shit 2. Fuck you too 3. Racism is bad <--- that's the climax 4. Let's all get along 5. Closing screen: I hoped you all learned, racism is bad
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
#5552657 - 04/24/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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daimyo said: The whole movie was lame. I suspect the only people that could enjoy it are those that have never been exposed to other races for long periods.
The movie should have been titled "Racism Is Bad" and consisted of five lines:
1. Fuck you you ethnic piece of shit 2. Fuck you too 3. Racism is bad <--- that's the climax 4. Let's all get along 5. Closing screen: I hoped you all learned, racism is bad
Ha! Totally.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
#5552658 - 04/24/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude, daimyo, those aren't penises in that food is it?
It's freakin me out.
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i dont remember anything specific, but i remember my gf having to stop me from voicing my opinion... which i usualy only do when i'm dissapointed in a movie... but i'd say, over all, it was enjoyable to alright... i only saw it once, about 5 or 6 months ago..
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: theuser]
#5552670 - 04/24/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552671 - 04/24/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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If anyone has seen the movie I am about to give the title of 'Worst Movie Ever' you'll agree. My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Edited by KingSpade (04/24/06 09:03 PM)
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Quote:
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daimyo said: The whole movie was lame. I suspect the only people that could enjoy it are those that have never been exposed to other races for long periods.
The movie should have been titled "Racism Is Bad" and consisted of five lines:
1. Fuck you you ethnic piece of shit 2. Fuck you too 3. Racism is bad <--- that's the climax 4. Let's all get along 5. Closing screen: I hoped you all learned, racism is bad
Ha! Totally.
Did you two actually watch the movie? I own it, and just to be clear, we are talking about 2005 one right?
I have watched the movie probably 25 times, and I think the overall moral of the story is that Racism is a part of life, everyone is racist to some degree and it actually has its uses.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552711 - 04/24/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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crash is a hella good movie. (the one about crashing cars and cumming all over the place) i havent seen the new one. looks kinda geh
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: notapillow]
#5552723 - 04/24/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the latest Crash has amazing filmography, great acting (even by Sandra Bullock and George of The Jungle- which was surprising) and was a movie where the change happened in the viewer and not the protagonist.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5552738 - 04/24/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Two for the Money
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Agreed. I was suprised to see such a movie be so popular.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: poke smot!]
#5553274 - 04/24/06 11:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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2001: A Space Odyssey, anyone who likes that movie is a gay.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
#5553465 - 04/24/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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daimyo said: The whole movie was lame. I suspect the only people that could enjoy it are those that have never been exposed to other races for long periods.
The movie should have been titled "Racism Is Bad" and consisted of five lines:
1. Fuck you you ethnic piece of shit 2. Fuck you too 3. Racism is bad <--- that's the climax 4. Let's all get along 5. Closing screen: I hoped you all learned, racism is bad
that's bullshit... i grew up as a white dude in ecuador, south-america... i have been exposed to different races my entire life and i really loved crash...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: In(di)go]
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Crash is a great movie. It's fuckin entertaining to the fullest.
If you saw the movie and actualy think that it was trying to send out a message that racism is "bad" you must be retarded. The whole point of the movie is just to remind us of the realities in which we live.
Some parts could have been tweaked here and there (one part was super cheese), but it was damn worth my 10$.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5553538 - 04/25/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Phychotron said: Star wars, episodes 1, 2 and 3 lord of the rings, trilogy the langoliers Alien vs Predator Reservoir Dogs the ring war of the worlds (the new one)
It's like you picked a list of movies that are good but then screwed up the title of the thread.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
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daimyo said: The whole movie was lame. I suspect the only people that could enjoy it are those that have never been exposed to other races for long periods.
The movie should have been titled "Racism Is Bad" and consisted of five lines:
1. Fuck you you ethnic piece of shit 2. Fuck you too 3. Racism is bad <--- that's the climax 4. Let's all get along 5. Closing screen: I hoped you all learned, racism is bad

Yeah, it was a bit preachy in a politically correct way at some points.
Edited by RandalFlagg (04/25/06 02:05 AM)
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Change the word "Movies" in the title, to "Threads".. and I would list this one at #1.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: hoboblues]
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the heist w/gene hackman is absolutely horrible the crocodile hunter movie is pure shite the ali g movie was pretty crappy
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These films sucked donkey balls IMO
Mystic River (Eastwood is a hack) Million Dollar Baby (See above - only more so - a truly offensive film - points out how right wing Eastwood is) Lord of the Rings (All three were vacuous piffle) Sin City (the Mickey Rouke episode would have made a great short film though. The rest was emotionally cold and empty. Way too much voiceover dialogue too. My wife fell asleep while watching it!) Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (despite one or two nice touches, it really missed the point of the original material and the guide graphics were dreadful) Garden State (atrocious film, cack dressed in indie clothing)
The all time worst movie must be Xanadu though.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
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Manos: The Hands of Fate.
If anyone can top this shitfest, I'll eat my own feet.
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loll @ Xanadu
omg ... the memories, the horrible fucking memories!
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: DoctorJ]
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man, I wish I had those 2 hours of my life back.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: ivi]
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I'm gonna get flamed for this but THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Parts are mildly amusing (the mortuary, the ash scattering, the stand-off at the bowling alley) but the rest of the movie annoyed me.
O Brother, Where art Thou?
Miller's Crossing
Oh wait...I'm detecting a pattern. The Coen Brothers suck balls!
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Viking]
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yes you should get flamed for that.
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the absolute worst movie ever
Big fat greek wedding. pure evil.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
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Croaked - Frog Monster from Hell. <- one of the worst b movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of shitty b-movies. It's entertaining because it's so bad though, if your into that sort of thing.
Another one that comes to mind is "The Psychedelic Priest". It's some very shitty movie that was made in the early 70's and shows a priest become corrupted by LSD. Another laughably bad one.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Viking]
#5554347 - 04/25/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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*insert flame here*
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: pong]
#5554349 - 04/25/06 09:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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my girlfriend and I walked out of lost in translation after like 30 min.. It was so f-in boring, the only good part was the shot of that girl's booty in the beginning. I don't think Ive ever walked out of a movie before that, and Ive seen 'teen-wolf' in the theater
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: TheWay]
#5554358 - 04/25/06 09:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the langoliers
 what a shit-assedly funny movie, It even had the guy from 'perfect strangers'
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: DoctorJ]
#5554431 - 04/25/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: my personal least favorite movie is 'Requiem for a Dream'
man, I wish I had those 2 hours of my life back.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5554929 - 04/25/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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A few more:
Spun The Secretary
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: nunciate]
#5554956 - 04/25/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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nunciate said: Manos: The Hands of Fate.
You know you watch the Mystery Science Theater episode when they make fun of that movie; and because of MST I have to disagree.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: AaronEvil]
#5554971 - 04/25/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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BioDome - thats a given
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: TheWay]
#5554993 - 04/25/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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TheWay said: my girlfriend and I walked out of lost in translation after like 30 min.. It was so f-in boring, the only good part was the shot of that girl's booty in the beginning. I don't think Ive ever walked out of a movie before that, and Ive seen 'teen-wolf' in the theater
I thought Lost in Translation was pretty cool. Sure, there are no car chases and it is kind of low-key, but it was cool. Now, speaking of Bill Murray, I was surprised how much I didn't like Broken Flowers. TheWay, my friend, you do not know boring. Broken Flowers is a whole lot of nothing. I just don't feel like it was time well spent.
As for Crash, that movie was amazing. I've seen "politically correct" (a decidedly 90's expression) tripe that goes on about how racism is bad and can't we all get along and so forth, but dammit, I though Crash was one of the most intellectually honest and mature films about race I have ever seen. It doesn't condemn racism so much as explore its many different manifestations. And I've been around much racism in my time. I have been subject to it and admittedly I have dished it out at times. Everyone does. I'm from a place where the school system is still pretty much segregated (there WAS one (1) black kid in the county schools, but I'm sure he's graduated by now). I went to the city schools. Believe me, I know racism. Crash is pretty accurate as per my experience.
I am so disappointed no one mentioned House of the Dead. I haven't even seen it; it's just notoriously bad. It is an injustice to the word bad. Or so I've heard. Is it necessary to see a film in order to make such judgements? Perhaps. But c'mon, you can pick up the stench of that movie a mile away. Anyone here seen it?
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: AaronEvil]
#5555001 - 04/25/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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nunciate said: Manos: The Hands of Fate.
You know you watch the Mystery Science Theater episode when they make fun of that movie; and because of MST I have to disagree.
Of course I know I watched the MST3K'd version. I know this by virtue of the fact that it was me watching it.
I don't think I could've tolerated more than the opening "credits" were there not people poking fun at it.
Lookit, the thing was filmed with a camera that could only take 30 seconds of video at a time. They had no way to record audio, so the voices had to be dubbed in later, which is why most of the voices sound like the same person. Torgo has huge fucking thighs for NO APPARENT REASON!!! And, to top it all off, nothing ever actually happens.
Seriously. Worst movie ever.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: nunciate]
#5555052 - 04/25/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Or quite possibly one of the best movies for all the reasons mentioned above.
Another bad movie though, Killer Condom.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: ivi]
#5555060 - 04/25/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: my personal least favorite movie is 'Requiem for a Dream'
man, I wish I had those 2 hours of my life back.
I thought Requim for a Dream was a great movie, good sountrack, great cinematography, good acting, cool story.
Mulholland Drive, now that was a sucky movie, complete waste of time
Eraser Head, boring, I don't like David Lynch
2001: A Space Odyssey really sucked, though the SFX were great for the time
Blade 3, Matrix 3
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Animals]
#5555074 - 04/25/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Animals said: 2001: A Space Odyssey, anyone who likes that movie is a gay.
I'd have to issue a major +1 there...
I've seen a whole load of movies that I didn't like and I don't even bother going to the cinema anymore since so many of them are just for the money (Harry uses his magic stick, part seven billion), but 2001... jesus... where to start
I'm willing to give things a seriously big chance, but after an hour of nothing but music that's way too loud and voices that you can barely hear I actually turned the TV off and left the room quite angry.
Favourite film... Blade Runner, closely followed by Ghost In The Shell. Even though there is a bit too much 'now we must explain what we mean' in the second the animations and ideas are beautifully done. The Matrix basically pulled Ghost In The Shell word for word in parts. The credits at the beginning, for instance, are literally identical. If I was a judge, I'd probably have been happy to let the Ghost In The Shell guys sue the Matrix producers and then set fire to the masters of it. And then do a shite on the junk that is only now slightly worse because it's been carbonised. At least everyone recognises 2001 for what it is and only watches it when they're drunk at 3am. Which is a shame, because Arhtur C Clarke himself was (?is?) a dude!
I saw American Beauty just recently, it was boring on good. I didn't feel like I'd just been mugged by the secret time stealers after it finished.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Ginseng1]
#5555127 - 04/25/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ginseng1 said: Crash is a great movie. It's fuckin entertaining to the fullest.
No entertainment whatsoever to this viewer. I even watched it twice cause I thought maybe I missed something. Absolutely the worst movie ever.
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Ginseng1 said: If you saw the movie and actualy think that it was trying to send out a message that racism is "bad" you must be retarded.
You wrote Crash? Must have, how else could you know the writers intention.
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Ginseng1 said: The whole point of the movie is just to remind us of the realities in which we live.
Another reason it's so shitty. If you need to be reminded of reality, go outside. Movies are for being taken away.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
#5555157 - 04/25/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Another reason it's so shitty. If you need to be reminded of reality, go outside. Movies are for being taken away.
That is ridiculous. There are many parts of reality that we don't get to see often, that's what movies are also for. A movie that comes to mind is Lilja 4-Ever about a 16 year old girl who is abducted into forced prostitution. Really impressive and horrifying movie.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: cybrbeast]
#5555202 - 04/25/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Really impressive and horrifying movie. Because it takes you away. If you were surrounded by the sex trade every day, I highly doubt you'd want to watch a movie about it.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5555220 - 04/25/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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House of The Dead is hands down the worst movie I've ever watched in my entire life.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Redstorm]
#5555299 - 04/25/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oceans Twelve
I felt like an outsider looking at one long inside joke amongst the cast.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: cybrbeast]
#5555304 - 04/25/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5555341 - 04/25/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Judge Dred, The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Topgun, Passenger 57, All the Rockys and Rambos, Batman 3 and 4, Fear Dot Com, Bedazzled, any movie with Chevy Chase... The list can go on forever. How much of my life have I wasted watching this shit?
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Dude.
Rocky rocked.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Noetical]
#5555369 - 04/25/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can't approve of anything so bloated with the music of Frank Stalone. I also have somewhat of a bias against Sylvester Stalone.
Although to be fair, I haven't seen all of the Rockys, just like 1, 3, and 4 I think. Maybe 2 was good?
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Mr T = 3
ended the cold war = 4
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Noetical]
#5555613 - 04/25/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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IF ANY ROCKY SUCKED, it was part 5... i think i heard stalone said it sucked...
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: Phychotron]
#5555615 - 04/25/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He was working on a part 6 last year. Not sure if it's still gonna happen though.
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Re: Movies that suck [Re: daimyo]
#5555669 - 04/25/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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SCREAM 1 SCREAM 2 SCREAM 3 wtf where they thinking?
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