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InvisibleHSIHd
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Funny ass shit at the bar
    #5550968 - 04/24/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So the other night at the bar me and my buddy were sitting there having a pretty good time. After a few pitchers we were pretty toasty and apparently this chick at the end of the bar was listening to our conversations. My buddy must have said something she didn't like because she said something to the affect that my friend was a "rotten peice of shit". Well, he didn't like that. He picked up his pint and walked down to the end of the bar. He sat down next to her, raised his pint as if to cheers someone, and sploosh all over the front of her!! Fucking great!! So my buddy stands up and starts to walk back over to me and this other chick stops him all up in his face screaming about how he shouldn't have done that to her sister. He turns and points to the girl who he has just doused and said, "that's you sister?". The girl confirms his question with a nod. Then in one solid motion he snatches the chicks pint glass, raises it above her head, and once again sploosh!! The chick was absolutely speechless, as were the other patrons watching all this go down. I personally was fucking rolling!! I couldn't help it! It was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long ass time. Anyone have any other good bar stories?


Edited by HSIHd (04/24/06 12:50 PM)


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Re: Funny as shit at the bar [Re: HSIHd]
    #5550974 - 04/24/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:

Drunken escapades FTW


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Re: Funny as shit at the bar [Re: Konnrade]
    #5550993 - 04/24/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, after yall left i asked them about how the hell they got beer all over them and ended up taking them home. i fucked em both.
thanks for the ice breaker!


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: HSIHd]
    #5551170 - 04/24/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I can't believe you wasted beer :nonono:


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: goobler]
    #5551369 - 04/24/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hahah wish i could have seen this shit.


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: goobler]
    #5551476 - 04/24/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
I can't believe you wasted beer :nonono:




There's always more beer. The stuff is damn near infinite.

Now, if he had wasted some good mead, that's another story alltogether.


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: Konnrade]
    #5551647 - 04/24/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

thats not really that funny and is pretty mean to be honest...


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: Hitman203]
    #5551657 - 04/24/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

To me, "rotten piece of shit" are fightin' words.


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5551723 - 04/24/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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To me, "rotten piece of shit" are fightin' words.




You can't really hit a girl, so dumping beer on her is the next best thing. Best part was that these chicks were so awestruck that they just stood there and watched us walk out(well, I was laughing so hard it was a cross between walk and crawl) :lol:


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: HSIHd]
    #5551735 - 04/24/06 05:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That dude on the right is holding onto a fine fucking piece of glass. Is that you and a buddy or just a random pic you found? Did you get to hit that shit up?


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Re: Funny ass shit at the bar [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #5551781 - 04/24/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It's a pic I took of a few guys I met at 1st Bonnaroo. Wish I could remember their names. They sold the bong on the right for 5g's to a couple dudes camping next to us. They were all schwilled waving that thing all around on top of their bus. I was just waiting for them to drop it.

p.s.- J, you still reside in the key of good living or you on to bigger and better places?


Edited by HSIHd (04/24/06 05:33 PM)


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