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Re: Soccer and America [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #20365636 - 08/02/14 04:39 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Of course i do.


Dude a midfielder definitely has the leg to be a place kicker. they must just be sissies or smart enough to realize they can make way more money and have a way longer career playing soccer.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20365726 - 08/02/14 05:05 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

One thing the NFL does not like to do is think outside the box.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #20366097 - 08/02/14 06:54 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

My dad kicked a top shelfer and beat me from the circle. I can't kick nearly far but get me at the top of the box and shit will be top shelf at the goal. I haven't played in a couple

Been playing a fuck ton of basketball. I need to find more soccer homies. Love it.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: Enjoywho]
    #20367625 - 08/03/14 02:12 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Top shelf is a hockey term

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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20368677 - 08/03/14 12:17 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Eh that's what I've always called it. It's exactly the same thing. Now we're just splitting hairs. :lol:


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: Enjoywho]
    #20368692 - 08/03/14 12:19 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I don’t know a thing about hockey but going high is bad in soccer. its way easier to block and miss.
Ive always hated that shelf shit, just sounds dumb to me.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20368800 - 08/03/14 12:43 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

The problem with going high is that you have an another dimension that you can miss on.  Top corners, if you can hit them, are impossible to stop.  Anything low the keeper has a shot at if he guesses right.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20369428 - 08/03/14 03:18 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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I don’t know a thing about hockey but going high is bad in soccer. its way easier to block and miss.
Ive always hated that shelf shit, just sounds dumb to me.




Top right or top left. It's hard as fuck to block. What are you talking about?

My Friends back in the day we'd kick the balls and try to hit the cross bar. Just getting accuracy down. You want to hit top corners the goalie just has far too much area to cover.


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Soccer and America [Re: Enjoywho]
    #20369664 - 08/03/14 04:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Not true at all. Think about how much easier it is to jump and block above your head than it is to block low. Its like catching a football high is way better than low. Most the goalies are like 6’5 dude so its even harder for them to go low. You more likely to miss or get blocked going for the corners than you are to score on em. Don’t you notice how players try to keep the shot down?


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20369707 - 08/03/14 04:25 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Depends on the situation. Ya if I'm close I'm going to put it in the bottom corners. At the top of the box I'm putting that shit top corners.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: Enjoywho]
    #20369751 - 08/03/14 04:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

All I’m saying is its infinitely harder to curl a ball past the keeper than it is to just drive it in, and a Driven ball that floats is really easy to block.  If you score you score though man.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20370023 - 08/03/14 05:25 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Ya you bend that shit into the top corner. The first time I did it I was so stoked. :lol:


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: Enjoywho]
    #20370054 - 08/03/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

The world cup guys almost always go low. That's all I need to know.


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You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #20370087 - 08/03/14 05:37 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Because its so easy to fuck up a power shot and put it 20feet over the net unless you just aim it into the dirt to begin with.



The harder you hit it the easier it is going to be to get under the ball and sky it or just make it rise too much.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20370334 - 08/03/14 06:28 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Get over the ball and don't lean back.


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I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #20370522 - 08/03/14 07:04 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Eh its football season now.

Im done with soccer unless some chicks wanna play its time to start working on my football skills.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20370684 - 08/03/14 07:39 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Because its so easy to fuck up a power shot and put it 20feet over the net unless you just aim it into the dirt to begin with.



The harder you hit it the easier it is going to be to get under the ball and sky it or just make it rise too much.




Yep. It's hard as fuck. It's all situational. When in doubt put that shit in the middle. Power behind it and on net. Make them work for it.

Sometimes it just feels right. Sportscenter here I come. :lol:


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20370693 - 08/03/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Eh its football season now.

Im done with soccer unless some chicks wanna play its time to start working on my football skills.




I actually can throw a pretty nasty and accurate spiral. I love throwing shit. Actually aboutta hang out with a homie and toss the ball around.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: elax420]
    #20372150 - 08/04/14 08:28 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Not true at all. Think about how much easier it is to jump and block above your head than it is to block low. Its like catching a football high is way better than low. Most the goalies are like 6’5 dude so its even harder for them to go low. You more likely to miss or get blocked going for the corners than you are to score on em. Don’t you notice how players try to keep the shot down?



They keep them low to cut down on the chance that they miss entirely.  There are more misses than saves.


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Re: Soccer and America [Re: Enjoywho]
    #20374372 - 08/04/14 06:54 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Real Madrid and Man U played in front of 109,000 in the Big House.


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I disendorse you.[/quote]


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