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Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues
    #5545714 - 04/22/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)
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I saw it advertised one day,
Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"Come along 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and family
Bring the whole kids."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a ticket
To this thing Bear Mountain Picnic.
But little did I realize
I was in for a picnic please funny surprise.
Had nothin' to do with picnic.
I didn't even come close to a mountain.
I hate bears.

Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six thousand people there,
Everybody had ticket for the trip.
"Oh well." I said, "it's a pretty big ship.
Besides, anyway, the more the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' what d'ya think,
That big old boat started t' sink
More people kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people there I never saw in m' life
That old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
Cops a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better call off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' pushed around,
All I remember was a moanin' sound,
Don't remember one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a little shore,
My arms and legs were broken,
Feet splintered,my head was cracked,
Couldn't walk, couldn't talk, Smell, Feel,Couldn't see
didn't knwo where I was... I was bald,
Quite lucky to be alive though.

Feelin' like I climbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'.

Now, I don't care just what you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'Cause, see, I just lost all m' picnic spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, have a picnic in the bathroom.


Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' take somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain . . .
For a picnic.


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Re: Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues [Re: Animals]
    #5545780 - 04/22/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Great song. :thumbup:


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Re: Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues [Re: Animals]
    #5545824 - 04/22/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

dylan, how great. i seen him live on 4/20, even though his voice isn't the best, i really enjoyed myself..
he's a legend. and what made it even better, was the 3 Special brownies i ate before the show.  :thumbup:

Hail Dylan!





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Re: Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues [Re: creamrocks]
    #5545841 - 04/22/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

can anyone post up I shall be free No. 10


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Re: Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues [Re: Animals]
    #5545856 - 04/22/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

nevermind!


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