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InvisibleEgo Death
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I'm finding a girl to marry me
    #5544579 - 04/22/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm gonna marry a thai bride or a lithuanian lovely so that I can buy a house in England. :grin:

Yep, she gets access to a wealthy country and I get the chance to jump on the property ladder.

See, its much harder here when its just one person and one income.

I don't want some horrible lazy ass english bird so I've been looking to other countries to offer the ladies an opportunity. :wink:

Am I a horrible person for this idea, what do y'all think of my crazy little plan? :crazy:


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Ego Death]
    #5544597 - 04/22/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I know somebody who went to the Phillipines to find a wife. I think they are still together after a year or so. That right there is all the proof you need that foreign brides always work out!


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Ego Death]
    #5544644 - 04/22/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you marry a asylum seeker good old Tony Blair and his party will probably thow in a top notch house for free!  :crazy:


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5544651 - 04/22/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Im going to japan to find me a woman!!

Super hot, wild in bed, and completely submisive. What more can you ask for??


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Ego Death]
    #5544660 - 04/22/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have heard that foreign brides, especially those from impoverished countries, are hard to beat. They will worship the ground that you walk on until the day you die.


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: gregorio]
    #5544850 - 04/22/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I could start selling them to my friends for extra cash :smile:


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Ego Death]
    #5544898 - 04/22/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

IM A FUNGI!


Edited by Fungi_x (04/22/06 08:59 PM)


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Ego Death]
    #5544915 - 04/22/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

haha!! fuckin sweet. go for it!!


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Ego Death]
    #5544927 - 04/22/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Might as well throw your money in two trash bags. mix them up so you dont know which one has the money.Then decide which one you're gonna throw away.


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: buckwheat]
    #5544956 - 04/22/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Good luck getting on the property ladder in this country. You'll need it...


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: DICK]
    #5544997 - 04/22/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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DICK said:
and completely submisive. What more can you ask for??



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gregorio said:
I have heard that foreign brides, especially those from impoverished countries, are hard to beat. They will worship the ground that you walk on until the day you die.




wtf, you guys want a wife that will take orders? What kind of relationship is that? I hope your both americans


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: funkymonk]
    #5545024 - 04/22/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: Fungi_x]
    #5545042 - 04/22/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

funny you ask, but no it's find.


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: funkymonk]
    #5545093 - 04/22/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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funkymonk said:


wtf, you guys want a wife that will take orders? What kind of relationship is that? I hope your both americans




Yes, I think that would be nice. Unfortanately I have one that likes to give orders.


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Re: I'm finding a girl to marry me [Re: funkymonk]
    #5545138 - 04/22/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

fuck yeah and if she has hot friends back in the country im getting myself a couple of mistresses!

aint nuttin she can say!


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