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Offlinedanlennon3
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post a funny pot experience
    #5542279 - 04/21/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It was back in high school, and i just started smoking. During school there was some guy doing a speech in the auditorium. He did impersonations of different people, and it was funny. He impersonated different kinds of people like nerds, jocks, ditzy girls, retards etc... after the show he said that he was going to be back after school. So me and my 2 friends had the bright idea to get REALLY high and go see him...

So we get really high and get to our school... As we walk in the auditorium, we realize that we made a bad decision! Everyone who came were adults... except for us! and there were 6 or 7 cops there too. So we sit down anyway. Earlier when we saw it, everyone was loud, laughing, having a good time... But this time, it was completely quiet!! the adults had no sense of humor whatsoever, so we were the only ones making laughing.. Then the guy get to this one impression, and we start uncontrollably laughing. you know the kind when you are laughing so much you start to cry. We couldn't stop laughing, and we knew people were looking at us. So we end up leaving. As we left, the cops gave us a look like "wonder what your on"... it was a great experience


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Re: post a funny pot experience *DELETED* [Re: danlennon3]
    #5542291 - 04/21/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: poke smot!]
    #5542389 - 04/21/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

this one is funnier in retrospective i guess. but not really for me. anyways, i was shredding this bridge on my longboard



and i was sooo high, we had the most insane chronic that day. my friends were all like dude if u pump full speed down that shit, and so i got goin about 40-45 mph with the wind pushing me. i was going as fast as the cars almost. and like i crouched down to be more aerodynamic, and i hit this crack covered in sand going at the speed of a car and skidded like 5 ft on my shoulder/arm/ass, and summer solted like twice and scraped up my back n shit. my ass had a road burn on it that looked like the neck of a vulture stretching from my upper hip to my knee. now that i think of it, its not that funny. but there is a lesson i learned that day. you may think you can do it, and you probably can. but damn dude, watch out.


its been like a year almost and ive still got scars.


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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: danlennon3]
    #5542433 - 04/21/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ONe time I was at school where we had this little hut slightly off property, just basically a tin roof suspended by four legs. The school built it for the smokers to go to instead of smoking on school property. Of course we started having some pretty big sessions there and one day we're just chilling smoking as usually and our principal and a cop just dash out of the bushes! It was pretty hilarious to see they just came out of nowhere! It was lame but everybody was pretty much just sent home...


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    #5542437 - 04/21/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: Wysefool]
    #5542443 - 04/21/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

One time we found the local narco cop's business card on a tree at our favorite party spot in the woods. That was creepy.


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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: danlennon3]
    #5542478 - 04/21/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Nothing funny has ever happened to me on pot. EVER.


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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5542480 - 04/21/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That's funny


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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5542490 - 04/21/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

KidgardFromSRQ said:





are you from clearwater?


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No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
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Re: post a funny pot experience [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5542775 - 04/21/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think you are the one that is Gay!! look at your new avatar..!!


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