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Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man.
    #5541878 - 04/21/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yesterday, I was on my merry way to a doctor's appointment and WHAM!

Some spanish dude who speaks barely any english, rear-ended me.

He was talking on the phone, which may have led him to hitting me. He did not get off his phone THE WHOLE TIME. I mean, WTF NOOB?

He was going about 15... enough to eject my cigarette lighter and bend my seat from my weight pushing back.

My bumper had a few scuffs, dings, and a crack. And, my car doesn't idle right, and I smell exhaust too. Well, my car didn't idle right before, but now it stalls, and hey! I get that fixed for free.

The funny thing was that his car was fucked up! like, hood bent and all.

I filed the claim today, I get to go to an adjuster on Wednesday. Nothing against immigrants, but I feel sorry for someone in this country, especially in my area, that doesn't speak any english. I'm like "ME NO HABLO ESPANOL! No comprende! Tu habla engles? No? Aye!"


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: poke smot!]
    #5541885 - 04/21/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lol that's fucked up man. I live life in a constant hope of avoiding experiences such as that one.


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5541907 - 04/21/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Ferris]
    #5541908 - 04/21/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:
I feel for your car man, but don't be a fucking racist about it




Where was he racist? Did I miss something?


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5541927 - 04/21/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Mexican is an offensive term.


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5541928 - 04/21/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I thought it was a nationality?

Also he never said mexican.


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5541931 - 04/21/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"Is there something less offensive than Mexican we can call you?"

"Mexican isn't offensive"

"Well... it has connotations."

"What kind of connotations Micheal?"

"Uh..."


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5541936 - 04/21/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

/The Office


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5541940 - 04/21/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: Ferris]
    #5541944 - 04/21/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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    #5541945 - 04/21/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Ferris]
    #5541956 - 04/21/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

good answer


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Ferris]
    #5541966 - 04/21/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The white devil gives you the internet you're on now too..


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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5542021 - 04/21/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

This just came out today. 80% of accidents are caused by people doing something other than driving.

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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542052 - 04/21/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
"Is there something less offensive than Mexican we can call you?"

"Mexican isn't offensive"

"Well... it has connotations."

"What kind of connotations Micheal?"

"Uh..."



back in the day i had a teacher my class fucked with mercilessly, a novice in the Jewsuit order

it was a religion class, and we were studying some missionary to mexico, and whenever he'd say mexicans i'd erupt in a booming salvo of
'Mr. Weingartner, you can't say mexicans"
to which he'd respond, timidly: "it's just a nationality, you can, you can call them mexicans, they are from mexico"
resulting in another volley of 'you can't...' joined in by the rest of the class

good times


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