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Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man.
#5541878 - 04/21/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yesterday, I was on my merry way to a doctor's appointment and WHAM!
Some spanish dude who speaks barely any english, rear-ended me.
He was talking on the phone, which may have led him to hitting me. He did not get off his phone THE WHOLE TIME. I mean, WTF NOOB?
He was going about 15... enough to eject my cigarette lighter and bend my seat from my weight pushing back.
My bumper had a few scuffs, dings, and a crack. And, my car doesn't idle right, and I smell exhaust too. Well, my car didn't idle right before, but now it stalls, and hey! I get that fixed for free.
The funny thing was that his car was fucked up! like, hood bent and all.
I filed the claim today, I get to go to an adjuster on Wednesday. Nothing against immigrants, but I feel sorry for someone in this country, especially in my area, that doesn't speak any english. I'm like "ME NO HABLO ESPANOL! No comprende! Tu habla engles? No? Aye!"
Edited by poke smot! (09/07/20 02:21 PM)
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: poke smot!]
#5541885 - 04/21/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol that's fucked up man. I live life in a constant hope of avoiding experiences such as that one.
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5541907 - 04/21/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Ferris]
#5541908 - 04/21/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ferris said: I feel for your car man, but don't be a fucking racist about it
Where was he racist? Did I miss something?
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Stonerguy]
#5541927 - 04/21/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mexican is an offensive term.
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5541928 - 04/21/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I thought it was a nationality?
Also he never said mexican.
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Edited by Stonerguy (04/21/06 06:45 PM)
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5541931 - 04/21/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Is there something less offensive than Mexican we can call you?"
"Mexican isn't offensive"
"Well... it has connotations."
"What kind of connotations Micheal?"
"Uh..."
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Stonerguy]
#5541936 - 04/21/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5541940 - 04/21/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: Ferris]
#5541944 - 04/21/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. *DELETED* [Re: faslimy]
#5541945 - 04/21/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Ferris]
#5541956 - 04/21/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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good answer
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Ferris]
#5541966 - 04/21/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The white devil gives you the internet you're on now too..
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5542021 - 04/21/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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This just came out today. 80% of accidents are caused by people doing something other than driving.
splif
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Re: Rear-ended by no speaka english while on cellphone man. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5542052 - 04/21/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said: "Is there something less offensive than Mexican we can call you?"
"Mexican isn't offensive"
"Well... it has connotations."
"What kind of connotations Micheal?"
"Uh..."
back in the day i had a teacher my class fucked with mercilessly, a novice in the Jewsuit order
it was a religion class, and we were studying some missionary to mexico, and whenever he'd say mexicans i'd erupt in a booming salvo of 'Mr. Weingartner, you can't say mexicans" to which he'd respond, timidly: "it's just a nationality, you can, you can call them mexicans, they are from mexico" resulting in another volley of 'you can't...' joined in by the rest of the class
good times
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