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OfflineHitman203
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WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever.
    #5535551 - 04/19/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I call this girl this afternoon. she said she wasnt doing anything tonight and i said "do you want to go out tonight?" she said she would call me after her class. so she calls around 8. Im like "im playing cards I will call you when im done"

So i call her around 9. She says she has to do an art project tonight. I say when do you think your gonna be done and she says midnight do you want me to call you when im done? Or you can come over and watch TV or something but I really have to do this project.

So im like im not gonna watch you do your homework all night but i will stop by at some point. So like 10 minutes ago i go to her room. I walk in and theres like 6 girls and 1 guy listening to emo music videos while shes drawing... So im thinking to myself wtf is this how can i leave?

So then i am just standing there for 2 minutes and then im like "well im gonna go..." So then shes like ok and says she will call me.

WTF is that? really wierd right? i mean she has to know i mean a date cause every time i hang with her we fool around. I was trying to class it up and not treat her like a slut tonight u know?

Anyways do you think shes gonna call me tonight? Im thinking maybe when she told me midnight initially that would be around when these people leave... cause if not i would like to get drunk.


Edited by Hitman203 (04/19/06 09:29 PM)


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #5535562 - 04/19/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You sound like one hell of a mack.


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #5535568 - 04/19/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The shroomery is not your EMO dating outlet.


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OfflineHitman203
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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5535578 - 04/19/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha yea im a pimp.

But yea i hate emos. And they called me emo cause i was standing there... I was thinking "yall are the ones dressed like dooshbags watching emo videos..."


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5535611 - 04/19/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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TYL3R said:
The shroomery is not your EMO dating outlet.




Damn right! I mean come on. This is the forth of fifth thread about some chick. Grow some balls and stick it in her or let it be.


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #5535615 - 04/19/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

go back there with some mescaline tea and introduce them all to pink floyd and make a night out of it...none of that emo shit


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: run_rabbit_run]
    #5535634 - 04/19/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

run_rabbit_run said:
go back there with some mescaline tea and introduce them all to pink floyd and make a night out of it...none of that emo shit




Fuck that. Take the mescaline yourself.


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5535665 - 04/19/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

even better idea,ur one of those thinking dudes arent ya


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: run_rabbit_run]
    #5535685 - 04/19/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

LOL


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: run_rabbit_run]
    #5535686 - 04/19/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

She sounds like a stupid, mind game playing bitch.

Go find another fish in this massive ocean...


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OfflineHitman203
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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: theuser]
    #5535694 - 04/19/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

theolduser said:
She sounds like a stupid, mind game playing bitch.

Go find another fish in this massive ocean...




yea. i already have hooked up with her tho.

Im in my last 3 weeks of college so w/e im not looking for any relationship just to hook up.


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #5535701 - 04/19/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Uhhh break it off find another one. :wink:

NEVER let a woman or love control you. You control you, fuck everyone else.


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OfflineHitman203
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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: theuser]
    #5535740 - 04/19/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

^its not really controlling me and im definitly not in love with her but w/e. I am at this school for 3 more weeks im just gonna do whatever is neccesary to get as much ass as i can before the summer (where im gonna be getting a girlfriend most likely)


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #5535788 - 04/19/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Haha the emos called you emo for standing


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #5536238 - 04/20/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
Quote:

theolduser said:
She sounds like a stupid, mind game playing bitch.

Go find another fish in this massive ocean...




yea. i already have hooked up with her tho.

Im in my last 3 weeks of college so w/e im not looking for any relationship just to hook up.




it sounds like she had work to do, but has no problem doing it with people around..

it sounds like you acted like an anti-social prick by coming and leaving.. you made yourself look like a tool and probably won't get anymore action.

you should have just kicked it, she wasn't acting weird, you were.

yos-


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Yoschie99]
    #5536295 - 04/20/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:phreaklove:

Is this another one of the infamous beerweeds puppets or what?


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. *DELETED* [Re: Hitman203]
    #5536341 - 04/20/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: PJDIDDLE]
    #6618629 - 02/27/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

well there were 5 girls there so it wasnt a terrible sitch!


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: sterileeden]
    #6618663 - 02/27/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

you're new here.. word of advice, read the date of the last post before responding.. this post is almost 1 year old.

:smile:

yos-


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. *DELETED* [Re: Hitman203]
    #6618668 - 02/27/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Post deleted by jewunit

Reason for deletion: God, why do people bump old ass topics!!!



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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: jewunit]
    #6618682 - 02/27/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Not that you're going to see this, but you should've went over to help out, but really just sit on the couch and eat her food until she finished and then have project-completion sex


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: skydog]
    #6618754 - 02/27/07 11:21 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I'm pretty sure this guy has resolved this already.


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: deXtrous]
    #6618789 - 02/27/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

i hate awkward shit like that... random people/friends when you're "seeing" someone is the worst. my heart goes out to you :heart:


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: razmablues]
    #6619640 - 02/28/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Haha your heart goes out to hitman :rofl2:


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Hitman203]
    #6619837 - 02/28/07 09:35 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

U sure do've some sad people here at the shroomery  :shake:


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Re: WTF Dude? Wierdest shit ever. [Re: Stownio]
    #6619858 - 02/28/07 09:53 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Someone bumped a Hitman post,, :lol:.


I thought he was back for a second.


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