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MagicalKnife
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Are you Jesus?
#5535199 - 04/19/06 08:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has anyone contemplated the idea that they are the new Jesus but God hasn't told them yet?
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Microcosmatrix
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I'm the old Jesus
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Snaggletooth
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I could be if I cared
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I need to masturbate.
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Todcasil
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Welcome to the wonderful world of schitzoeffective behavior
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degenerate182
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Todcasil]
#5535500 - 04/19/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol seriously... i have had that thought too.. i tohught i was just insane.
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Learyfan
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Consider the idea that everyone and everything that has ever lived has had the exact same soul that Jesus had.
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recalcitrant
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I was convinced that I was Jesus 2. I know i've lied and probably commited other sins, but I don't think that stops me from being the savior of humanity.
I just can't figure out what my obsession with Hitler has to do with it all...
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Oppisites attract.
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Psilocyan
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Hah..I had that thought too. I didn't think about it like being the new Jesus but like...what if you're going to turn out to be some figure of huge importance and you don't know it yet.
Smoke pot and think a LOT for a few years and you get to this thought eventually. Along with all the other what ifs...
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Psilocyan]
#5535564 - 04/19/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Everyone has the potential to be the next Jesus. It won't be Jesus though, it will be you - if you choose to be the next chosen one. You see God, he doesn't pick the individual, but the individual picks himself. It would be the greatest undertaking in the history of individuals to attempt this life. You have to be worthy, but worthyness can be attained. It only takes Faith.
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MagicalKnife
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Psilocyan]
#5535576 - 04/19/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I saw a documentary/drama mini-series on Moses. God was a voice in his head and he saw a bush burst into fire so does that mean he's schizophrenic?
Why does there have to be one Jesus? It's unfair if only one person gets to be the son of god when there are a large number of females who would enjoy such a position.
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theuser
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I am Jesus. Repent mother fuckers.
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recalcitrant
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Hey, knife,
I don't mean to jack this thread, but I remember seeing a documentary (or whatever you call those shows that try to attach science to the bible) about the burning bush.
They said something like how there is this plant that grows in that area that creates a flamable gas. And they said that if there is no wind for a while and the gases build up, the heat from the desert can actually spontaniously combust the bush. So that explains that.
And when the shit is God going to be anything but a voice in someones head? Same thing with the devil. Murderers and "prophets" alike deserve massive doses!
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When I was young I thought I was jesus for a few years in highschool.
What Learyfan says is "in a nutshell" the statement that has led me to mt current beliefs about the nature Humanity and The individual.
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Brugman
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Riiight, flaming bush.
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Learyfan
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Todcasil]
#5535924 - 04/19/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Learyfan]
#5535929 - 04/19/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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he did tell me, but i told him to go f himself. oh but before i did i used my magic jesus powers to get lots of bling and putang.
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nub
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Brugman]
#5535941 - 04/19/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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id rather b a decsendant of jesus than a new one. I just cant fit many people on my spaceship you know.
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RedNucleus
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MF'ing tedjesuschristgod.org don't you worship ted yet? he's a cool jesus who maintains his right to use curse words.
link not working. I guess he crucified himself
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Silversoul
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I have a friend whose nickname is Jesus(due to their close resemblance).
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NOBODY fucks with the jesus
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Jesus likes me as a friend. We haven't reached that "love" part of the relationship quite well.
Also, how many nut cases have claimed to be prophets of God or doing the work of God. How many written documentations of this do you think it takes to make a big book and base a religion on it?
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Quote:
MagicalKnife said: Has anyone contemplated the idea that they are the new Jesus but God hasn't told them yet?
wow, I thought I was the only one who did that
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Roadkill
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I did 11 dry grams of Cambodians...
and I thought I was Jesus for a couple hours.
I was going to save the whole fucking world.
and then I realized that I was really fucked up!~

tc
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Roadkill]
#5536175 - 04/20/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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wait a second...
something doesnt add up with this post and what god has been telling me.
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Ginseng1]
#5536207 - 04/20/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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After David Coresh died and the Hale-Bopp comet passed, I think god wants me to be the next Jesus. Only hopefully without the martyrdom
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Roadkill
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lolzz
yeah being nailed to a cross doesn't sound like a good time.
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