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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: MagicalKnife]
    #5535974 - 04/19/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have a friend whose nickname is Jesus(due to their close resemblance).


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5536041 - 04/19/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

NOBODY fucks with the jesus


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: danlennon3]
    #5536116 - 04/19/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus likes me as a friend. We haven't reached that "love" part of the relationship quite well.



Also, how many nut cases have claimed to be prophets of God or doing the work of God. How many written documentations of this do you think it takes to make a big book and base a religion on it?


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: MagicalKnife]
    #5536127 - 04/20/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MagicalKnife said:
Has anyone contemplated the idea that they are the new Jesus but God hasn't told them yet?




wow, I thought I was the only one who did that


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: MagicalKnife]
    #5536166 - 04/20/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I did 11 dry grams of Cambodians...

and I thought I was Jesus for a couple hours.

I was going to save the whole fucking world.

and then I realized that I was really fucked up!~

:smirk:


tc


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Roadkill]
    #5536175 - 04/20/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

wait a second...

something doesnt add up with this post and what god has been telling me.


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5536207 - 04/20/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

After David Coresh died and the Hale-Bopp comet passed, I think god wants me to be the next Jesus. Only hopefully without the martyrdom


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Re: Are you Jesus? [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
    #5536292 - 04/20/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lolzz

yeah being nailed to a cross doesn't sound like a good time.


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