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Limelight
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Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds.
#5533512 - 04/19/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Post some really good (short) quotes which can be recited to someone who is really stoned.
I was at a party yesterday, and my freind smoked extremely good pot. She said she hadn't been that stoned in so long, and that everything I said blew her mind.
I want some more quotes for the future, when this happens again. 
"A thousand years is but an instant..."
?If God dropped acid, would he see people??
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
-------------------- "The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room."
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Triad
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Limelight]
#5533523 - 04/19/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Are you okay man? You don't look so good..."
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Cowgold
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Triad]
#5533529 - 04/19/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL
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Limelight
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Triad]
#5533534 - 04/19/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Triad said: "Are you okay man? You don't look so good..."
hahahaha.
-------------------- "The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room."
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Jackattack
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Triad]
#5533589 - 04/19/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Triad said: "Are you okay man? You don't look so good..."
that would make me paranoid
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morphius2661
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Limelight]
#5533595 - 04/19/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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How bout: "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream..."
-------------------- "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the estabilished authorities are wrong."
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onetwo4
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: morphius2661]
#5533601 - 04/19/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"God has given you all seed bearing plants and herbs to use" -Genesis 1:12
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Cowgold
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Limelight]
#5533603 - 04/19/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"To be, or not to be: that is the question"
Pass the crack please, sir.
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AngeloWish
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: morphius2661]
#5533604 - 04/19/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"What does a tree know that you don't know?" -Ramtha
-------------------- +'this' reality is the one i like the most+
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Jackattack
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Jackattack]
#5533612 - 04/19/06 01:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Shut yourself up with some friend in the main cabin below decks on some large ship ... and in throwing something to your friend you need to throw it no more strongly in one direction than another, the distances being equal; and jumping with your feet together, you pass equal spaces in every direction. ..[Now] have the ship proceed with any speed you like, so long as the motion is uniform... You will discover not a least change in all the effects named, nor could you tell from any of them whether the ship moves or stands still."
Galileo's principle of relativity can be described using a more modern example:
* Imagine travelling at night by train with your window blinds drawn. You fall into a deep sleep. When you awake, you wonder if the train is moving or not. If the train is moving perfectly smoothly at a constant velocity, and you do not open the blinds, you cannot know.
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swampthing
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Jackattack]
#5533693 - 04/19/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"WHERE'S THE PIZZA, MISS JACKSON?! WOOOOOOOO! I AM FOR REAL!"
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Triad]
#5533700 - 04/19/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Triad said: "Are you okay man? You don't look so good..."
Holy shit that's classic.
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pong
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: freddurgan]
#5533705 - 04/19/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"i didnt know you liked to get wet, that was PCP..."
ahahhha
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MarijunaIsGood4U
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: pong]
#5533728 - 04/19/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
pong said: "i didnt know you liked to get wet, that was PCP..."
ahahhha
hahahahahaha  my friend said that to me once... almost had a heart attack because i don't do chemicals, I like to stick to the naturally occurring substances.
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theuser
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: MarijunaIsGood4U]
#5533898 - 04/19/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I'm going to eat your brain and kick you in the nuts.".
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Amatoxin
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Limelight]
#5533933 - 04/19/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I'm going to rape your ass..."
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Limelight]
#5534003 - 04/19/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"hey man, there's a black widow on your arm"
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5534017 - 04/19/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Joe Mama"
-------------------- -QuantumMeltdown Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Mark Twain "The time has come the walrus said, little oysters hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome Be lonesome and you will be free Live a lie and you will live to regret it That's what livin' is to me That's what livin' is to me" Jimmy Buffett
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ezsefix
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Amatoxin]
#5534024 - 04/19/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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On a long drive at night when you're driving (we did this to one of my friends when we were all on LSA) perk your head up like you've just suddenly come back to your physical self and say frantically, "Oh SHIT! Where the hell are we?!?!"
Horror insues for a few seconds in your victims then you burst into laughter and tell them you're just fucking with them =D
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#5534033 - 04/19/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I hate listening to pseudointellectuals.
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TM
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Limelight]
#5534043 - 04/19/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Dude, you've got some ketchup or something on your face, right there." *point to his cheek*
*he wipes* "Gone?"
"Nope, still there, a little higher."
This can continue for several moments as long as you keep a straight face.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: TM]
#5534051 - 04/19/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
TM said: "Dude, you've got some ketchup or something on your face, right there." *point to his cheek*
*he wipes* "Gone?"
"Nope, still there, a little higher."
"Oh wait, that's blood"
"What?"
"Dude you're fucking bleeding"
/concerned face
"OH SHIT SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A FUCKING TOWEL"
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5534064 - 04/19/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"holy shit is that a fucking cop?!?"
-------------------- We have just enough religion to make us hate each other but not enough to make us love one another..
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: snowflake]
#5534072 - 04/19/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You've taken this too far.
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TM
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: snowflake]
#5534079 - 04/19/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, seriously, NOT funny!
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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RuNE
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: TM]
#5534103 - 04/19/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- ~Happy sailing~
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Hamstercut
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: RuNE]
#5534192 - 04/19/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"fuck! its the cops!"
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freshlyPLUMP
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: RuNE]
#5534195 - 04/19/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can't believe you smoked that whole bowl of catnip
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I bring myself down a level to make you feel better about yourself!
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Hamstercut
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Re: Good quotes to say to people who are baked out of their minds. [Re: Hamstercut]
#5534200 - 04/19/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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damn i didnt see snowflakes post...bastid.
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