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InvisibleBoom
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The FBI is realllly serious
    #5530194 - 04/18/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

There is a job fair type thing tommorow at my campus, I was checking out who will be around for internships in comp sci.. the FBI will be there along with the DEA, both of which want comp sci students..

I was reading up on their website for all intern/employee programs..

Dammit!

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The FBI is firmly committed to a drug-free society and workplace. Therefore, the unlawful use of drugs by FBI employees will not be tolerated. Furthermore, applicants for employment with the FBI who currently are using illegal drugs will be found unsuitable for employment. The FBI does not condone any prior unlawful drug use by applicants. The FBI realizes, however, some otherwise qualified applicants may have used drugs at some point in their past. The following policy sets forth the criteria for determining whether any prior drug use makes an applicant unsuitable for employment, balancing the needs of the FBI to maintain a drug-free workplace and the public integrity necessary to accomplish its law enforcement mission. Applicants who do not meet these criteria should not apply for any FBI position.

CRITERIA

1. An applicant who has used any illegal drug while employed in any law enforcement or prosecutorial position, or while employed in a position which carries with it a high level of responsibility or public trust, will be found unsuitable for employment.
2. An applicant who is discovered to have misrepresented his/her drug history in completing the application will be found unsuitable for employment.
3. An applicant who has sold any illegal drug for profit at any time will be found unsuitable for employment.
4. An applicant who has used any illegal drug (including anabolic steroids after February 27, 1991),other than marijuana, within the last ten years or more than five times in one?s life will be found unsuitable for employment.
5. An applicant who has used marijuana within the past three years or more than a total of 15 times in one ?s life will be found unsuitable for employment.

To determine whether you meet the FBI?s drug policy, please answer the following questions:

1. Have you used marijuana at all within the last three years?
2. Have you used marijuana more than a total of 15 times in your life?
3. Have you used any other illegal drug (including anabolic steroids after February 27,1991) at all in the past 10 years?
4. Have you used any other illegal drug (including anabolic steroids after February 27,1991) more than a total of five times in your life?
5. Have you ever sold any illegal drug for profit?
6. Have you ever used an illegal drug (no matter how many times or how long ago) while in a law enforcement or prosecutorial position, or in a position which carries with it a high level of responsibility or public trust?




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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Boom]
    #5530220 - 04/18/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaha


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: sui]
    #5530246 - 04/18/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

oh well.. I'll go around to all the employers, making small talk like "Those FBI people sure are crazy.. did you see their drug policy? Anyway, what's your policy like?"


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Boom]
    #5530261 - 04/18/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Booooom said:


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5. An applicant who has used marijuana within the past three years or more than a total of 15 times in one ?s life will be found unsuitable for employment.









Damn looks like I failed out this week


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Boom]
    #5530263 - 04/18/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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  1. Have you used marijuana at all within the last three years?
  2. Have you used marijuana more than a total of 15 times in your life?
  3. Have you used any other illegal drug (including anabolic steroids after February 27,1991) at all in the past 10 years?
  4. Have you used any other illegal drug (including anabolic steroids after February 27,1991) more than a total of five times in your life?
  5. Have you ever sold any illegal drug for profit?
  6. Have you ever used an illegal drug (no matter how many times or how long ago) while in a law enforcement or prosecutorial position, or in a position which carries with it a high level of responsibility or public trust?






Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No


Damn! And I was so hoping they'd hire me.  :frown:


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5530272 - 04/18/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Haha yeah sorry.. The DEA is a little more lax, maybe you can work there?


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Boom]
    #5530312 - 04/18/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Boom]
    #5530317 - 04/18/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

well I guess that would be kinda wierd if I got hired and still posted here..... :shocked:


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Boom]
    #17730732 - 02/02/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:trollcop: . . . :peace:


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: vinsue]
    #17730770 - 02/02/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

vinsue are you just bumping every FBI thread :lol:




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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: NWlight]
    #17730772 - 02/02/13 03:27 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Not every one...:paranoid: . . . :peace:


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: vinsue]
    #17730809 - 02/02/13 03:39 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

What will we do ???


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: candyflip420]
    #17730849 - 02/02/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Who wants to work for the government anyway? I mean, they call you a criminal and you have nothing better to do than making your income depend on their gratitude. :dumbass:


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #17730857 - 02/02/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

They call me the Teflon Don around here i've escaped a 25 year xanax trafficking sentence because I was well connected . And and dropping 5 drug related felonys :shrug:


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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #17730858 - 02/02/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

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Lord_McLovin said:
Who wants to work for the government anyway?




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government issue




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Re: The FBI is realllly serious [Re: NWlight]
    #17730872 - 02/02/13 04:01 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

YOU KNOW! :paranoid: :zomgzomgzomg:


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