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top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter.........
    #5528932 - 04/18/06 10:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

10. no one remembers about you.
9. you get no happy birtyhday phone calls.
8. all your presents are either in a easter basket, or in an egg.
7. you get more chocolate bunnies than money.
6. you cant smoke that big birthday blunt until AFTER you get home from grandma's
5. your birthday cake is the shape of a bunny.
4. all the bars are closed.
3. you can't find a drug dealer to save your life
2. no one wants to party.
1. it's a sunday!!!!!!! god.


yeah.....it pretty much blew.
i tried to party on saturday, but i kept thinking about how i had to get up early on sunday, and it just made me more tired.

but!!!!!!! hopefully this weekend will turn out.....there's gonna be a big warehouse party in downtown detroit......and i'm gonna pardy hardy.

if anyone is in the area-i suggest you show-it's in eastern market, and bert's warehouse parties usually last until daylight peers through the buildings....

plus, my girl's band is gonna play there.........cute little indie pop electro band
( myspace.com/perfect summer )

check it out yo'.......


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5528971 - 04/18/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like the way it is for people with birthdays close to Christmas. Next year it should be better, hopefuly.


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: Cowgold]
    #5529572 - 04/18/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, i know some people that have their birthday on christmas........

that HAS to suck even worse than easter.......


and btw, your avatar is extremely disturbing.


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... *DELETED* [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5529582 - 04/18/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5529681 - 04/18/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

How sad. Think about all the people in the world who have it worse off than you do and then you can whine again about having to eat a cake shaped like a bunny.

Also, birthdays just get worse as you get older. Enjoy!


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: adrug]
    #5532835 - 04/19/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, maybe i shouldve sent all my eggs and cake to Bono, then he could give it to the starving children..................

haha or not!

i guess i'm just a selfish spoiled little brat.........haha oh well, nothing you can do about it.
i should just move to africa and wrap fly paper around all the poor kids heads.

guess thats what i get for trying to construct a funny post....
3 things-
*ridicule
*laughter
*and a trip to the house of pain.

OB what


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5532853 - 04/19/06 09:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

well thats cool!

when's your b-day?

yeah, i was just bummed because i wanted to do something fun, and get all fucked up or something, or have a party---but no one wanted to do anything!
i did go to the casino with my fiance and mother in law, but didn't win shit.

but like i said, this coming weekend is going to make up for it, hopefullly.

and before then, i'll be sure to adopt one of those "feed the children" kids. keep the picture in my pocket at all times, and everytime i'll go get a beer-i'll remember how much worse people have it-and i'll turn around and drink out of a street puddle instead.


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5532864 - 04/19/06 09:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck em. They're hungry little actors anyway. Starving is part of their job.


Edited by Cowgold (04/19/06 09:56 AM)


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: Cowgold]
    #5532925 - 04/19/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha

yeah, they have angelina jolie, brad pitt, oprah, tom cruise, bono and shit loads of famous rich fucks to take care of them....

i don't have anything to give. i wish i did. but i don't. and i wish i could adopt like 5 million little impoverished kids and make them spoiled little rich snobs like angelina jolie did.........but um. i'm broke. and they'd probably starve here too.
so whatev... :sad:


btw, thanks for changing your avatar. i had nightmares about it.
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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5532990 - 04/19/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah it was a bad angle.


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5533060 - 04/19/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

bad angle??

no no no. it was the right angle. for a freak show.
hahaha

now your avatar looks like my grandma.....
who is that?


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5533758 - 04/19/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: adrug]
    #5536806 - 04/20/06 08:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

so, i did make you laugh........

my job here is done.

:killerrabbit:

wait, i 've got another one

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A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France.

Near the border they knock over a skunk on the side of the road.

Alarmed, the wife runs out the car to see if the skunk is ok. It turns out that it is fine with no cuts or broken bones.

Relieved the wife asks her husband if they can keep the skunk as they almost had killed it.

"No, of course not!" says the husband... but the wife, after some time, persuaded her husband to keep him.

As they reach the boarder to cross into England, the husband tells the wife to hide the skunk.

"But where will I put him" she yells.

"Hide him in your pants, no one will be able to tell there" he replies.

"But what about the smell."

"Well," the husbands pauses, "If it dies, it dies!"
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haha you liked it.


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5536905 - 04/20/06 09:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Not particularly...


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Re: top 10 reasons why it sucks to have your birthday on easter......... [Re: cappsnstems]
    #5536918 - 04/20/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

oh cmon.......

who put a stick in your butt???

lighten up....it's springtime!


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