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OfflineMentalHygene
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:) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :)
    #552611 - 02/15/02 01:17 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

I hope this hasn't already been done, but if it has sorry!

I just wanted to give everyone an opportunity to throw around some of their favorite quotes. Inspiring, dumb, humorous or anything inbetween! let er rip!


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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InvisibleUlysees
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552625 - 02/15/02 01:27 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"I thought you beat the death of inevitability to death just a little bit." some Tragically Hip song that I can't name at the moment. I had it as a temporary sig one night.


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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552629 - 02/15/02 01:31 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

Work like you dont need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
--Satchel Paige--


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MAPS.org: supporting psychedelic and medical marijuana research since 1986

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InvisibleRevelation

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552648 - 02/15/02 01:40 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Freedom defined is freedom denied."

somone has that as their sig.



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OfflineskaMariaPastora
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Revelation]
    #552669 - 02/15/02 01:54 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"It is time we steered by the stars, not by the lights of each passing ship."
-Omar Bradley

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." -Albert Einstein.
(somebody just used that quote a few days ago but I really like it)

"Freedom defined is freedom denied."
-I think that's by Robert Anton Wilson. I could be wrong though.



Edited by skaMariaPastora (02/15/02 02:02 PM)

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OfflineMentalHygene
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: skaMariaPastora]
    #552701 - 02/15/02 02:19 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

I gotta ad some humor!
"Breakfast? Breakfast shmreckfast! Breakfasts come and go Rene, but Hartford, the whale, they only beat vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime!" Jason Lee from Mallrats

This is alot funnier if you have seen the film!


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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OfflineMickyFinn
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552718 - 02/15/02 02:35 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

A person can survive almost everything except death.

sara shandler

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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552719 - 02/15/02 02:35 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

The way to transcend karma lies in the proper use of the mind and the will. The oneness of all life is a truth that can be fully realized only when false notions of a seperate self, whose destiny can be considered apart from the whole, are forever annihilated.
~Bruce Lee

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OfflinegeokillsA
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552721 - 02/15/02 02:43 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Question authority, or shut up and be a victim of authority"
-green day


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Offlineemptyvessel
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #552724 - 02/15/02 02:45 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"'Knowledge for its own sake'-that is the last snare laid by morality: we are thereby completely entangled in morals once more."-Nietzsche


"Study is of no use in gaining true knowledge, it is rather an obstacle. All that we learn in that way is vain. In fact, one only knows one's own ideas and one's own visions. As for the real causes that have generated these ideas they remain inaccessible to us. When we try to grasp them we only seize the ideas we, ourselves, have elaborated about these causes"

-Someone I forget who.


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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552729 - 02/15/02 02:52 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

Every piece is a puzzle of its own...

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OfflineDinoMyc
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #552733 - 02/15/02 03:09 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.

Joy is a myth that we seek. And when we find joy, it angers us, just as the river which hastens towards the plain slows down and darkens when it arrives there.
For men are only happy through their aspiration to the heights. And when they achieve their aim, they become disillusioned and aspire to other, longer journeys.
-Kahlil Gibran

well, they're not takeing enough! - terence mckenna

"Would all of you please just FUCK OFF!"
"... How shall we fuck off oh lord?"
-monty python


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How could I forget, in the dumb category everything good ol'e dubbya has said.


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If I made affront, I apologize.
If I made affirmation, I apologize.
I merely came to listen, came to say.

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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: DinoMyc]
    #552737 - 02/15/02 03:17 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Would all of you please just FUCK OFF!"
"... How shall we fuck off oh lord?"
-monty python


Haha..I love that one.. makes me crack up everytime

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InvisibledizZy_bOy
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #552757 - 02/15/02 03:36 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Merrily merrrilly merrrrillly merrrrrilllly, life is but a dream."

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #552763 - 02/15/02 03:43 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

hehe, "my grandfather told me you can do anything if you put your mind to it...FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!" i love that scene.

"dont ver try to deap throat a dolphin" www.dolphinsex.org

"true love is a 8 letter word, then again, so is bullshit" lindsey
"you cant have everything, were would you put it?"
"religion must remain an outlet for people who say to themselves, 'i am not the kind of person i want to be, i must never sink into the assemblage of the selfsatisfied" frank herbert
"death is the stripping away of all that is not you. the secret of life is to "die before you die" and find that there is no death - eck tolle
"every species needs natural controls, and human beings have lacked one for far to long" david brin


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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #552771 - 02/15/02 03:53 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

We are spiritual beings living a series of material lives in order to evolve
~Pleiadians

We come from the stars, knowing within us the wisdom of the stars, knowing the source of every other star.
Aligned with our innermost sense of self, flowing uniquely into our spirit lives, the Eternal Self individualizes. We come as a family of luminous beings, as a tribe, a light tribe. We come, awakening now in increasing numbers throughout the gentle ones, the lovers of this Earth. Those in whom we awaken understand these things in terms quite different from those whom we are still courting from afar. They feel in their bones the changing of the age. And they know that it is good.
~God

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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #552772 - 02/15/02 03:53 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Pop that Cris, pop that Moe. Slap that bitch, punch that hoe"
-The Big Tymers

:wink:


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OfflineArCh_TemPlaR
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: DinoMyc]
    #552779 - 02/15/02 04:04 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Would all of you please just FUCK OFF!"
"... How shall we fuck off oh lord?"
-monty python


BWhahaha.. Quite..

---When you touch a flower, you stir a star.

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OfflineRoger_irrelevant
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #552789 - 02/15/02 04:15 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

Hatreds never cease by hatred in this world,
through love alone they cease.
This is the eternal law.
-Buddha

Breaking the silence
Of an ancient pond,
A frog jumped into the water -
A deep reasonace.
-Matsuo Bash?


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We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams...

Edited by Roger_irrelevant (02/15/02 04:16 PM)

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OfflineMr_Mojo_Rye_Zen
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #552811 - 02/15/02 04:39 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

" Without ilusions there would be no enlightenment"
- ancient texts
" When the doors of perception are opened, the universe will appear as it truly is-infinite" - Aldous Huxley
" ONE LOVE " - Bob Marley (simple yet undeniably powerful)


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and to realise that you are only very small and life flows on within you and without you

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OfflineCOZMKSTRCHLD
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Mr_Mojo_Rye_Zen]
    #552906 - 02/15/02 06:13 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

none but ourselves can free our minds.....marley-----conserve trees, eat a beaver.

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InvisibleLallafa
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #553011 - 02/15/02 08:01 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)


"A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45"
~God

"On the sixth day God created man
On the seventh day, man returned the favor."
~Logic

"Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard
to their form but with regard to their mode of life."
~Aristotle

"I don't know what stopped Jesus Christ
from turning every hungry stone into bread,
And I don't remember hearing how Moses reacted
when the innocent first born sons lay dead,
Well I guess God was a bit more demonstrative
back when he flamboyantly parted the sea,
Now everybody's praying, Don't prey on me."
~Bad Religion, "Don't Pray on Me"

"The way to see by Faith is to shut the eye of Reason."
~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard

"The four points of the compass are logic, knowledge, wisdom, and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable."
~Roger Zelazny


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InvisibletheLightDivine
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Lallafa]
    #553085 - 02/15/02 09:57 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Behold, the Kingdom of God is within you." ~Jesus Christ

"Open our hearts, that we may hear thy voice, which constantly cometh from within..." ~Sufi Hazrat Inayat Kahn

"If the only prayer you say in your life is THANK YOU, that would suffice." ~Meister Eckhart

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." ~Albert Einstein

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." ~Buddha

"The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness." ~Pir Vilayat Khan

"If one is a master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things." ~Vincent Van Gogh




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Edited by theLightDivine (02/15/02 09:58 PM)

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: theLightDivine]
    #553164 - 02/15/02 11:24 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"Absolue Zero"

Hey, does not get any cooler than that!

Ok, I know, no one appreciates physics humor.


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InvisibleSumGuy
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #553167 - 02/15/02 11:28 PM (22 years, 18 days ago)

"I put too much sugar in my kool-aid and party like a kid with a high top fade" - ludacris

hahah that's a good line but it's only because it reminds me of this old school african american friend of mine .. and because im like a cookie baking in an oven right now


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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Swami]
    #553294 - 02/16/02 02:18 AM (22 years, 18 days ago)

I gave it a shot though...

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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #553562 - 02/16/02 12:46 PM (22 years, 17 days ago)

"Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups,
parties, nations, and ages it is the rule."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you
hate and buy her a house."
-- Anonymous

"Children, there's a time and place for everything,
and it's called college."
-- Chef (South Park)

"Under The Republicans, man exploits man. Under the
Democrats it is the exact opposite."
-- Hubert Jongen (?)

"When I was 14 my old man was so stupid that I
couldn't stand to be around him. By the time I had
turned 21 I was amazed at how much he had learned
in 7 years."
-- Mark Twain

"The Matrix is a system... That system is our enemy. But
when you're inside, you look around and what do you see?
Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very
minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we
do, these people are still a part of that system, and
that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most
of these people are not ready to be unplugged and many
of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the
system that they will fight to protect it."
-- Morpheus (character from "The Matrix")

"Having politicians design campaign reform is like having
foxes design a hen house."
-- evolving

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InvisibleMorgue Juice
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #553848 - 02/16/02 06:59 PM (22 years, 17 days ago)

There is no light without darkness.

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Offlinepsychosoma
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #553855 - 02/16/02 07:10 PM (22 years, 17 days ago)

Freedom defined, is freedom lost.
SOMA


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OfflineDEnoG
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #553925 - 02/16/02 08:31 PM (22 years, 17 days ago)

if words are representations of conditions existing in a mind reflective of objective reality, then i don't know what the hell i'm talking about.
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blah, blah, and stuff like that......

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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Morgue Juice]
    #554147 - 02/17/02 01:44 AM (22 years, 17 days ago)

There is no darkness without light

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Anonymous

Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #554151 - 02/17/02 02:04 AM (22 years, 17 days ago)

All is a riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle. There are as many pillows of illusion as flakes in a snow storm. We wake from one dream into another dream.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson


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InvisiblePynchon
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Anonymous]
    #554211 - 02/17/02 04:46 AM (22 years, 17 days ago)

"Sometimes the best bait is a clean, sharp hook."
-- (can't remember)

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Pynchon]
    #554897 - 02/17/02 11:21 PM (22 years, 16 days ago)

"if i could start again
a million miles away

i would keep myself
i would find a way" ~trent reznor

"i hope i didn't brain my damage
&
trying is the first step towards failure"~ H.J.S.


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"Experience is the meaning to life" -me

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Zeus]
    #555795 - 02/18/02 10:37 PM (22 years, 15 days ago)

Here is one that my Environmental Geography professor taught us during a section about population and the inevitability of extinction... I think it is quite fitting!


??we end up the only species to have minutely
monitored our own extinction. What a measly
epitaph that would make: ?they saw it coming
but didn?t have the wit to stop it from happening?.?

Sara Parkin (1991)

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InvisibleLallafa
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #555801 - 02/18/02 10:51 PM (22 years, 15 days ago)

"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life." --Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)


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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #555862 - 02/18/02 11:56 PM (22 years, 15 days ago)

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.

-maynard



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OfflineMentalHygene
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: illuminated]
    #556569 - 02/19/02 06:31 PM (22 years, 14 days ago)

T.V. what do I need?
Tell me who to believe!
Whats the use of autonomy
When a button does it all?

( excerpt from IDIOT BOX by Incubus)


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

Edited by MentalHygene (02/19/02 06:32 PM)

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #556585 - 02/19/02 06:43 PM (22 years, 14 days ago)

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --George W Bush

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." ---George W Bush
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers." ---George W Bush
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." ---George W Bush
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."-----George W Bush
"I do know I'm ready for the job [the presidency]. And if not, that's just the way it goes." ----George W Bush



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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #570287 - 03/05/02 05:32 AM (22 years, 1 day ago)

"the awe in front of the starry sky can only be compared to that of human stupidity..." (or something like that) -- Voltaire

Edited by raytrace (03/26/02 11:12 AM)

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OfflineTeRzMaStA
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: Revelation]
    #570291 - 03/05/02 05:55 AM (22 years, 1 day ago)

that would be Nighted


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Think for yourself; Question Authority

Edited by TeRzMaStA (03/05/02 06:12 AM)

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: TeRzMaStA]
    #570411 - 03/05/02 10:04 AM (22 years, 1 day ago)

This is a small excerpt from an interview of a Security Chief, I don't know his exact long title, since he is a real outfielder, noone important wants to have to awnser the questions the press posed on him.

Reporter: So what exactly are we doing to promote peace in the middle east?

Security Chief: I think that the president and his counsel have discussed this many times.

Other Reporter: In specifics, how about Saudi Arabis, what exactly are we doing to promote peace thier?

Security Cheif: I think the president's plans are well known.

Other Reporter: I'm sorry, but can you give a coulple of examples, specifically in Saudi Arabia.

Security Cheif: The only examply we can give our results. Our peacekeeping in Afghanistan, is such that you can see results, not our methods. That is how you can see our work.

We don't need to discuss methods of keeping peace, only the results, and then you can see what we did.

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OfflineMentalHygene
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: nugsarenice]
    #570643 - 03/05/02 03:14 PM (22 years, 21 hours ago)

"Twirling round with this familiar parable.
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion".
- Maynard


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #573310 - 03/06/02 05:33 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

"Man is a very clever animal that behaves like an idiot."
(Albert Schweitzer)


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OfflinecHeMiCaLoRaNgE
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #586841 - 03/22/02 11:13 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

to say there is no god is to say nothing exsists outside of what we percieve


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<+> wOrLd PhIlOsOpHy CaN OnLy bE UnDeRsToOd ThRoUgH aStRaL aWaKeNiNg<+>

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: cHeMiCaLoRaNgE]
    #586844 - 03/22/02 11:16 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Don't pet a burning dog.


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Growing anything is good for the soul

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MeltingPenguin]
    #586875 - 03/23/02 12:10 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

"the secret to being witty, is to quote witty people"
--iago, disneys alladin

"nookie nookie nookie"
----my penis (constantly)

"its hard to get into universty, especially when they lock the doors at nght!"
----me in highshcool


"plain sight, inspite; a trick indeed
that wainning eyes abide by need
time on high in wavy skirt
from pleat to fold o'er eyes avert
beware, dear child! of eyes so dark
in band of shade they bear the mark
eyes that hide the form we take
in wake of a great peril, in peril of a great wake."

:smile:

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #587427 - 03/23/02 03:33 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

if you lose sight of your spirit, just stop and listen


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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #588009 - 03/24/02 10:18 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and to be thought a fool than to open it and to remove all doubt."

"I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be."

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."

"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just."

Abraham Lincoln


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Is the glass half-full or half-empty? I say it is both.

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: BuzzDoctor]
    #588034 - 03/24/02 10:45 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

I remember this quote was floating around the shroomery a while back.

"I dont think parents are right when they say video games influence kids. If pacman influenced us we'd all be running around in dark rooms munching on pills and listening to repetative eletronic music"
- i dont know

"A esperanca e quando a dor presente nos faz tentar outra vez"
("Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again") - Chico Science


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They chopped her goddam head off right there in the parking lot. Then they cut all kinds of holes in her head and sucked the blood out. I think they were after the pineal gland.

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #588096 - 03/24/02 12:29 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
year after year.
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears..."
-Pink Floyd

"When will all this anger hate and biggotry be gone?"
-Ozzy Osbourne

"Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain?"
-Sound Garden

"Dear prudence, won't you come out and play?"
-The Beatles


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In a state of anarchy every individual is their own kingdom.

Thou art God (but so am i :wink:)

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: seeker]
    #589092 - 03/25/02 03:45 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Doctors use medicines of wich they know little, to treat disease's of of wich they know less, to treat humans of wich they know NOTHING..............-Voltaire


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A Bird in the hand is Dead.

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #589550 - 03/25/02 11:56 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Anger fuels motion. Motion fuels momentum.Momentum fuels progress. DO SOMETHING!

I don't know who said it..sorry :frown:

~K~ 

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: ]
    #589656 - 03/26/02 03:06 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Does anyone know any Jose Marti?

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: DEnoG]
    #590987 - 03/27/02 11:56 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

I like the quote in my sig alot


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If you promise what you dont yet have,
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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: lildreadhead]
    #591196 - 03/27/02 05:34 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

"I don?t know half as you half as well as i should like; and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" -Bilbo Baggins (On his eleventy-first birthday)

and the quote in my signature


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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #591246 - 03/27/02 06:44 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time...but he loves you."
- George Carlin

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
- Ben Franklin

"If the lord had meant us to have faith, he'd have given us lobotomies."
- Zlatko


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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: xnevermore]
    #591405 - 03/27/02 09:51 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

" Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."--Robin Williams


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A Bird in the hand is Dead.

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #594224 - 03/31/02 01:13 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

"When I am empty, I am filled" - A. Bucket

Why don't you put your thinking cap in your mouth and ponder for a while?



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Go through the orange yesterday

I watched intently for a while to both sides, infront of me and behind me.
I was impressed to learn there was another way to look... UP!
More impressive still was the fact that there were beautiful stars in this direction
Most amazing fact of all was the prospect of another direction when I was done with up. DOWN! Which, based on the feel through my toes would be a fine sandy beach!

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: superfine]
    #594229 - 03/31/02 01:20 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Guns are seen as VERY phallic symbols indeed. Think about it, a big shaft with a hole at the end, that stuff comes out of, sometimes into other people.

NextGenHippie, in response to rail_guns gun fanaticism. Guns Rock!

P.S. nextgenhippie, can i make this my sig?


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If i get into some trouble TURBO BOOST will set me free.
Michael Knight you watch the bass with the K I T T.

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #595011 - 03/31/02 10:04 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

E=mc2-- Einstein


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The multiple troubles of man,
My brother, like slander and pain
Amaze you? Consider the heart
That holds them all in strangeness
And doesn't break.
"The Dude abides..."--jeffrey lebowski

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Re: :) Battle of The Cool Quotes!!! :) [Re: MentalHygene]
    #595318 - 04/01/02 08:13 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

From Calvin & Hobbes
Calvin: It says here that 'Religion is the opiate of the masses.' . . . What do you suppose that means?
The TV (thinking): . . . It means Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet.

Jule: How old do you have to be to buy lottery tickets?
Rob: Eighteen, I think.
Jule: I'm going to start buying some, because this is ridiculous.
Rob: What is?
Jule: Work, school . . . effort, basically.

From "No Escape":
Tom King: Robbins, do you believe that there's a God up there who's looking out for us?
Robbins: There's something up there. It sure as hell isn't God.





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Come down, slowly. I'm waiting by your side
Come down, carefully. I'm waiting by your side

I'll grab you when you fall. Down to the waking hours
Silent sweeps as golden corn. Down to the waking hours.

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