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barto
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there's a suspicious man outside my house.
#5520056 - 04/16/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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So, I went outside to water the dog and noticed a man standing on the side of the road. It's 12:00 in the morning and I can't imagine he has any business out there this late. What should I do? Just kidding. I know what I'm going to do. I'll be right back.
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: barto]
#5520060 - 04/16/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh that was just me........................
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5520063 - 04/16/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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hes never coming back another one lost blind to a broken mans dream
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: barto]
#5520066 - 04/16/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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OMG DID HE GET YOU !?!?!
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barto
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: barto]
#5520067 - 04/16/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Okay. I turned on the front porch light and went outside. The man is gone but my dog is barking something furious. My girlfriend is paranoid that someone is trying to break in and wants to call the cops. I don't want to put up with any shit tonight. I've got work tomorrow but she's insisting I stay up just to make sure. So I'm sitting on the computer with the blinds cracked to see if I see the dude again.
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: barto]
#5520073 - 04/16/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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run outside in soiled fruit of the looms with a sawed off shotgun in one hand and a half empty bottle of jack in the other and scream slurred profanities to the darkness?
if he's around and hears or See's you,I'd be willing to bet he'd leave,briskly..
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barto
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: barto]
#5520078 - 04/16/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Meh, with the part of town I live in it was probably just a drifter.
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: barto]
#5520079 - 04/16/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love dart guns always a good sport whenever you see someone on the streets some 2-3 in the morning obviously close to your home as if they were casing it.
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: CaptainH13]
#5520089 - 04/16/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, grab the sawed-off and walk outside.
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barto
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5520104 - 04/16/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't know what's going on but I've seen the same white van creep down my street three times now. If this is a setup to a late night drive-by, I don't want anything to do with it. I wouldn't call this a common occurance where I live, but it's not rare. My best bet is just to head to bed. We've got a german shepherd and if I hear him bark anymore I can take action, whereas some hoods out joyriding or whatever is a waste of my time. I'm gone.
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CaptainH13
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: TYL3R]
#5520105 - 04/16/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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you can't forget the soiled Fuit of the looms....their :key
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: TYL3R]
#5520106 - 04/16/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Always nice for an easy laugh.
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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5520184 - 04/16/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I almost ran into a deer the other night
I was on my usual night run (skipped it today; I felt fat and lay) and I almost hit it
This anecdote bears connection to the topic at hand in the sense that it was out of place in my routine life
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TYL3R


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Re: there's a suspicious man outside my house. [Re: CaptainH13]
#5520197 - 04/16/06 02:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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