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OfflineBirds_Can_Swim
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Today, I found out how a retard feels
    #5517105 - 04/14/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

So I went to the Haight to buy some acid, and I finally see someone who'll sell it to me, and he seems friendly, talkative, and then I make the mistake of giving him the $8 first while he goes and gets it (I really really wanted it)

Anyway, now I'm out $8 and a mission to kill a bum named Rodney

I'm going to go stare into the mirror for a while and figure out why I did it


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517112 - 04/14/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Don't buy drugs from bums, if their drugs were good they wouldn't be bums.


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Wysefool]
    #5517179 - 04/14/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Don't buy drugs from bums, if their drugs were good they wouldn't be bums.




To be fair, damn near every dealer on the Haight is a bum

Damn I really need to trip and before next Tuesday


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517217 - 04/14/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

bwa-ha!

welcome to the real world hippie

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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5517231 - 04/14/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You should always watch what you buy; someone who has a good rep. might even jip you. I feel for you though and it really sucks when you get two-timed. It's not a good thing to seek revenge but lol it sure is fullfilling. I know someone who bought a clump of ear wax thinking it was coke.


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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OfflineBirds_Can_Swim
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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5517241 - 04/14/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Meh, I really don't deserve sympathy

There's really no justification for giving the dealer the money first, unless it's your first-time, then it's sort of understandable

At least $8 isn't too much, but it's still a bitch, and I hate the onset of paranoia when you buy later


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517245 - 04/14/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Im generalizing being two-timed, really is fucked up but funny. Yeah and I always try to make sure what im getting is truly what I want.


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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OfflineBirds_Can_Swim
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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5517252 - 04/14/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Today was really a sit-com sort of thing

But what really sucks is that I never even got anything out of it; he just ran off

On the upshot, some hippies were nice enough to give me tips on how to deal (which I need to start doing since it's apparent I'll be jobless for a while)


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517259 - 04/14/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You mean deal cards at a casino, right?


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Hypercube]
    #5517316 - 04/14/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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You mean deal cards at a casino, right?




Yes

That's exactly what I mean


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517334 - 04/14/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hypercube are those your plants? Why not risk mailing the far plant on the right to me eh? j/p


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517414 - 04/14/06 10:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Birds_Can_Swim said:


Anyway, now I'm out $8 and a mission to kill a bum named Rodney






Don't do it! It aint worth it.


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: gregorio]
    #5517458 - 04/14/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Birds_Can_Swim said:


Anyway, now I'm out $8 and a mission to kill a bum named Rodney






Don't do it! It aint worth it.




No one would know the bum is dead, I say.... do whats right!


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5517572 - 04/14/06 11:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I totally agree

By the looks of some people I talked to

No one would miss him either (he's blind anyway, and he even said it himself he's fucked up on drugs)


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517584 - 04/14/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

THey just sit there all day waiting for gullible hippies to rip off, you would be doing people a favor but taking a life is some heavy stuff. I'm sure you're not really considering it anways...


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Wysefool]
    #5517592 - 04/14/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am

It'd be tough, and I'd have to stop going to the Haight for a while, but I'd do it

At the least, I'd break his leg and take my money back


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517607 - 04/14/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I don't know what the deal is in the Haight these days, but in the rest of the world, people pretty much never sell acid on the street. Especially if you asked them if they know where to get some, and they say yes. It's such an unlikely thing to be sold on the street that if someone is selling it, they'll be telling people that they're selling it, not waiting around for someone to ask for it.

Going to a shifty neighbourhood, and asking bums where to get acid is not going to work. Ever. As soon as you asked for acid, the bum heard "I am a naive kid, unfamiliar with the way the drug market works around here. Would you like to have some of my money? Really, it's no problem as there's no way I pose any kind of threat to you."


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Phluck]
    #5517612 - 04/14/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've never had that sort of problem before

I didn't approach him, he asked me if I wanted thizz, and I just asked if he had acid

And I don't know if he was a bum or not (probably was, almost everyone is there) but he looked the part


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517619 - 04/14/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, and if you're considering seriously harming, or killing someone over $8, you're really dumb. Really, really dumb.

Are you seriously that insecure that getting ripped off for $8 hurt your pride enough to make you want to kill someone? That's pathetic. You're risking serious jailtime over $8. You know why the world is a shitty place? Because assholes like you feel the need to resort to extreme violence over pocket change.


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Re: Today, I found out how a retard feels [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5517628 - 04/14/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I've never had that sort of problem before

I didn't approach him, he asked me if I wanted thizz, and I just asked if he had acid

And I don't know if he was a bum or not (probably was, almost everyone is there) but he looked the part




Lol he's the one who probably wanted to thizz and just wanted to jipp you for that chance. Those damn thizz heads, you can tell if they like to thizz by looking straight into their eyes. Yeah I wouldn't say do anything to the man but just be more aware, im sure everyone here who said to do something (like myself)were just fooling around. I heard stories about how people got those who two-timed people back by serious means such as killing or injuring, and im sure people do that today as well. Most specificaly the 81 group has done those sorts of things before. You'll get caught MAN! Lol dont actually do anything drastic over 8$, if he has a bike pop the tires, but don't take my advice. Just dont go killing the poor lil shit Rodney. Just a little insight on bums, don't deal with 'em; ever watch Bum Fights? If not you should their somewhat resourceful. Take it easy :smile: relax, take a very hot bath and soak in that for 15 minutes. Try pleasuring yourself anyway you know how to, lol just jotting down ideas for you man. 


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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