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InvisibleCherryBomM
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The Bases
    #5516403 - 04/14/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Remember in middle school when people bragged about getting to 2nd base?

What exactly are the bases? Are they defined somewhere?


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InvisibleDieCommie

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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5516409 - 04/14/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

dont know. I could never get a girl to touch me.


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OfflineGinseng1
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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5516411 - 04/14/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hahaa yea good ol times.

I dont even know but this is my guess

1st base = kiss

2nd base = Touchy touch

3rd base = Oral

Homebase = you guessed it!


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: The Bases [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5516429 - 04/14/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That sounds about right.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5516451 - 04/14/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've always referred to anal as the "fifth base".


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Re: The Bases [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5516452 - 04/14/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

or the "Pitchers mound"


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Re: The Bases [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5516455 - 04/14/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

How about "The Dugout"?


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5516503 - 04/14/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

as i was alway taught

1st Base - Making Out
2nd Base - Feeling up the Boobies
3rd Base - Fingering
Home plate or making it home or homerun - Sex

my dumb friends and i used to call getting a BJ an "inside the park homerun". just because there wasnt a spot on the bases for a BJ. it kinda makes sense, an inside the park homerun does the same job as a homerun just not as spectacular  :tongue:


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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5516530 - 04/14/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

did you play "baseball" or something?


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Re: The Bases [Re: sucklesworth]
    #5516782 - 04/14/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I play baseball all the time... well not as often as I would like


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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5516905 - 04/14/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

third base is my favorite. when someone gets to third base with me, i mean. ewwww stinky fingers!


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Re: The Bases [Re: Todcasil]
    #5516920 - 04/14/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_euphemisms


wiki has everything. If I ever have kids, Im not even going to tell them about sex, I am just going to let them wiki everything they need to know.


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: The Bases [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5517027 - 04/14/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well done! You win.


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Re: The Bases [Re: CherryBom]
    #5517682 - 04/15/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Growing up in western Canada, it was exactly as K.O.T.T. described.


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