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Offlinekilroy69
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Monday is my 30th birthday
    #5515607 - 04/14/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am getting old. I remember when I first found out that my mom was 30. I thought that was soooooo old. Now I just look at it as any other number. The only good thing is that I am going to the tigers/indians game on monday and will get stoned and have a good time. But damn im getting old.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5515612 - 04/14/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Heavy man. That is very heavy.

And I thought 23 in a couple of months sounded scary.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5515653 - 04/14/06 11:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ha!

you're not old


but if you think old you'll lose the battle fast


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goobler]
    #5515655 - 04/14/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am almost middle age. The men In my family usually live to 70.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5515669 - 04/14/06 11:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ok, you got another 30 years, don't fuck it up!


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goobler]
    #5515675 - 04/14/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Easier said than done. lol.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5515683 - 04/14/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

no, ,its not


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5515759 - 04/14/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Queue REM song ---  Its the endddd of the woorrrlldd as we know iittt.t...



I'm about to hit 28 and I do not like it one bit. :smile:

I hate birthdays.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5515776 - 04/14/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Im pretty sure everyones parents were really cool until their 30's. Beware of the 30's.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5515881 - 04/14/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I turn thirty in May. And quite honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to it. Besides, I've heard the thirties are the new twenties.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5515887 - 04/14/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Queue REM song ---  Its the endddd of the woorrrlldd as we know iittt.t...



I'm about to hit 28 and I do not like it one bit. :smile:

I hate birthdays.




jesus you guys are babies


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goliath_91710]
    #5515930 - 04/14/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I turn thirty in May. And quite honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to it. Besides, I've heard the thirties are the new twenties.




BAHAHAHAHAHA!

its probably true tho.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goliath_91710]
    #5516946 - 04/14/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i dont know about the 30s being the new 20s but i better get my act together. i hit 30 earlier this month, went and seen van the man morrison in cali to celebrate. i dont want to be one of those guys you see that had a different hot chick everytime you see em and they wait to get married when its too late, like around 40. then they are stuck with some bucktoothed crosseyed chick. the quality of pussy ya get goes down over the years. i still get the hot ones, but i better find a keeper soon.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5517106 - 04/14/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I struggled against 30 since I was 27, dreading it as if an overnight change would occurr. Well it wasn't overnight. Treating my body like a chemistry experiment probably hasn't helped either, but I started getting heartburn (scared the crap out of me, I had no idea what it was), allergies really cranked up(worse every year),etc., etc.,. Forget about it.


Lol, enjoy...
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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5517416 - 04/14/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i, too, am creaping up on 30. it doesnt bother me, though. beats the alternative.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5517423 - 04/14/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'll be 44 next month and I am feeling better than ever.

Like a fine wine I only improve with age.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: kilroy69]
    #5517456 - 04/14/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

30 is only old if you act like it is. you have a lot of experience in the world. which is always a good thing in my opinion.
anyway, have a great birthday!


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5517531 - 04/14/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

30 years of age is like a book thats only had 1/4 of it read. I don't believe how people at 30 think theyre so old, my god. 40 years of age is moderately old but not even close. I say when your 55-60 you should start complaining how old you are. I mean sure, stasticly at the age of 30 a lot of older people problems fall into place but just 10 years ago you were 20, and 10 years from that age you were 10. It's no big deal unless you have scrotum cancer and can't plant your seeds and have bald spots and liver or kidney disease among heart disease. Look on the bright side.. you may have 70 more years to go, which would suck so be glad your 30 and not 100. Being 30 rules! Its like a full plate of food with only 30% of it gone. Thats like 70% on the plate! Oh and dont think because your 30 recreational drugs should end, its just the beginning! Think viagra, my gosh! Think surgery with prescriptions like vicodin and oxy are more obtainable. You can finally start looking forward to mid-life crisis! Its all in one package, being 30 has alot to offer.  :stoned: Oh and its more of a priority for a girl to caress your scrotums so tell her! Babe im 30 and my balls need attention too, all the more reasons for a good time.

Have a Happy Happy HAPPY! B-day.  :tongue2:


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5517562 - 04/14/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

There needs to be more scrotum stroking in this world.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5518040 - 04/15/06 05:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

well get to it

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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goobler]
    #5518126 - 04/15/06 06:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The scrotum is very precious; caressing the testicles during sexual intercourse is healthy. At the age of 30 it is recommended that you massage your testicles during and after sexual intercourse to reduce the possibilities of testicular cancer (don't know the name of the cancer so). Poor Tom Green lost his left or was it the right nut because he didn't squeeze his balls, rub his balls, or love his balls... So remember kids *all together* don't forget to massage your testicles during the time when your pleasing yourself; you might just wake up with an extra lump down there! *cheering* *fade out*

*fade in* This has been a proud announcement from "Suck meh balls, it cures cancer".

Thats the only problem I ever cared about (only speaking about health wise not entirely not care aboot everything) when turning 30, my ballsack.

:congrats: Congrats on reaching 30, im sure a lot of people will be; statistics...statistics.


Itchy, help...*vroom vroom* :rail:, :biker: ccc-ocaine sells....but wheres my face :hotidea:.


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goobler]
    #5518250 - 04/15/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

/strokes scrotum with a porkchop.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5518419 - 04/15/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
/strokes scrotum with a porkchop.




Wow sounds n feels very orgasmic, cow lick meh balls sounds better.


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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