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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goobler]
    #5518126 - 04/15/06 06:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The scrotum is very precious; caressing the testicles during sexual intercourse is healthy. At the age of 30 it is recommended that you massage your testicles during and after sexual intercourse to reduce the possibilities of testicular cancer (don't know the name of the cancer so). Poor Tom Green lost his left or was it the right nut because he didn't squeeze his balls, rub his balls, or love his balls... So remember kids *all together* don't forget to massage your testicles during the time when your pleasing yourself; you might just wake up with an extra lump down there! *cheering* *fade out*

*fade in* This has been a proud announcement from "Suck meh balls, it cures cancer".

Thats the only problem I ever cared about (only speaking about health wise not entirely not care aboot everything) when turning 30, my ballsack.

:congrats: Congrats on reaching 30, im sure a lot of people will be; statistics...statistics.


Itchy, help...*vroom vroom* :rail:, :biker: ccc-ocaine sells....but wheres my face :hotidea:.


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: goobler]
    #5518250 - 04/15/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

/strokes scrotum with a porkchop.


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Re: Monday is my 30th birthday [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5518419 - 04/15/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
/strokes scrotum with a porkchop.




Wow sounds n feels very orgasmic, cow lick meh balls sounds better.


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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