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OfflineDfekt
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Fuck The World
    #5513703 - 04/13/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

fuck every country and
fuck every town
fuck every giggle and fuck every frown

fuck every chat show and
fuck the TV
fuck every flower and fuck every tree

fuck every nightclub and fuck every bar
fuck every planet and fuck every star

fuck every ringtone and fuck every phone
fuck every organ and fuck every bone

fuck conversation and socialization
fuck every shit fucking radio station

fuck being happy and fuck feeling sad
fuck your own mother then fuck your own dad

fuck every female that never fucked me
fuck contraception and fuck HIV

fuck all my enemies
fuck all my friends
fuck every person this poem offends

fuck every law and the people that break it
fuck the word fuck and the letters that make it

fuck every sentence and
fuck every word
fuck every toilet and fuck every turd

fuck your opinions and fuck what you say
fuck every orifice every which way

fuck being alive and fuck being dead
fuck all you losers im going to bed

:tongue:


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5513711 - 04/13/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hah. Did you write that?


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5513716 - 04/13/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That would have been nice back in elementary school when we had to find poems to read to the class.


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OfflineDfekt
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5513736 - 04/13/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lol, yeah i did... had a shitty night and ended up drinking on my own at home, spouting profanity into notepad. Guess i just needed to vent :smile:


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OfflineBirds_Can_Swim
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5513740 - 04/13/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Damn

Now I'm horny

Will you fuck me?


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OfflineDfekt
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5513743 - 04/13/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I still haven't gone to bed yet though (obviously). I haven't run out of beer yet!


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OfflineIdiot
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5513834 - 04/13/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)
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I like it, reminds me of this song...sorry all you people who hate Psychopathic Records


and yes, he does say it 93 times...well I'm not sure what number it is but me and my friends counted a while back and what ever number he says is correct.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Idiot]
    #5513862 - 04/13/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5513866 - 04/13/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



My homeboiz and homegurlz



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InvisibleTheFakeSunRa
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5625996 - 05/13/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I googled it and couldn't find it so it looks that might really be an original. If so congratulations you wrote what I believe is destined to become an Internet classic summing up the feelings of about two-billion young people.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Offlinemonamine
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5626007 - 05/13/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That's pretty good as far as drunk,self loathing poetry goes.


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5626053 - 05/13/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

nothing is what it seems
just a bleak vague memory
little demons inside of me
dark humor and lucid dreams


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Offlinefresh313
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5626110 - 05/13/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
I googled it and couldn't find it so it looks that might really be an original. If so congratulations you wrote what I believe is destined to become an Internet classic summing up the feelings of about two-billion young people.




for sure


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InvisibleTheFakeSunRa
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: fresh313]
    #5626125 - 05/13/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

fo sho


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Invisiblebuckwheat
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5626161 - 05/13/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Brilliant


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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: buckwheat]
    #5626192 - 05/13/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

stollen and copy writed.


















no just kidding.


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Offlinemonamine
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5626247 - 05/13/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Let's all give this man a handclap. :smile:


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InvisibleHSIHd
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: Dfekt]
    #5626258 - 05/13/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MistaMiner said:
fuck every toilet and fuck every turd




my favorite line
:lol:

definatly a good peice! :thumbup:


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: HSIHd]
    #5626287 - 05/13/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

patent pending


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OfflineBowers
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Re: Fuck The World [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5626583 - 05/13/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

dude that was fuckin beautiful! It is my new favourite poem
*handclap*


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