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OfflineDICK
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Think youre having a bad day?
    #5510764 - 04/13/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over today.

But you have the only ass.

Feel better now?


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5510779 - 04/13/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Or

You're a child sex slave in Africa, whose food dishes are always flecked with the dog feces, who is valued 235% more than you. You witness your parents death as well as the destruction of your village. You pray to God everynight, and if you pray too loud, you are whipped and sodomized, sometimes at the same time. You predict in ten years, you will die cold, alone, hungry, and devoid of any human emotion whatsoever

Until then, that siamese twin can go fuck himself.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5510780 - 04/13/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

if you're conjoined twin is gay, and you're hetero, does that make the pair collectively bi?

Seriously, who would fuck a pair of conjoined twins anyway


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5510886 - 04/13/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think Imagination will be the death of us all.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: NickSoapdish]
    #5511757 - 04/13/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Brandon said:
Seriously, who would fuck a pair of conjoined twins anyway




you haven't perused much internet porn, have you?
i have learned that there are many many people who will do anything you can dream up and then plenty more. i can definitely imagine that there are several people who would put that on their "to do if i ever get the chance" list.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: debianlinux]
    #5511766 - 04/13/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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debianlinux said:

you haven't perused much internet porn, have you?
i have learned that there are many many people who will do anything you can dream up and then plenty more. i can definitely imagine that there are several people who would put that on their "to do if i ever get the chance" list.




:lol:


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? *DELETED* [Re: NickSoapdish]
    #5511797 - 04/13/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5511804 - 04/13/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:strokebeard:


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5511829 - 04/13/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
I think Imagination will be the death of us all.




I think the repitition of crappy jokes will be the death of us all.

In fact, I really wish that people would take note of the upswinging trends in our... oh, wait, hold up... my roommate tivo'd American Idol. brb, this shit is NEW and FRESH.
Look for a thread about it, from me!
WOOOOOOOOOOyeah.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5511833 - 04/13/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Not if you fucked it in the ass.

That would just be gay.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5511856 - 04/13/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Not if you fucked it in the ass.

That would just be gay.




:lol::thumbup:


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5511863 - 04/13/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, but at least you could say that you really got to know yourself.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Stein]
    #5511985 - 04/13/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

if you cloned yourself the oppsosite sex..(by messing with the xy chromosomes) and fucked your clone, would that be incest?


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5511990 - 04/13/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

No. it'd be like a mail order bride.. sort of.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5511994 - 04/13/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DICK said:
if you cloned yourself the oppsosite sex..(by messing with the xy chromosomes) and fucked your clone, would that be incest?




I'd be more worried about the "playing god" ethical implications, more than the "is this incest?" ones :tongue:


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5512019 - 04/13/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

playing god = k3y


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5512035 - 04/13/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ThaiLipaYai said:
If I had myself cloned, and then proceeded to fuck it, would it be masturbation?




I dunno...But "Go Fuck Yourself" would take on an entirely new meaning.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Rono]
    #5512046 - 04/13/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Id like to make an army of my clones then open up a brothel.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? *DELETED* [Re: DICK]
    #5512118 - 04/13/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5512127 - 04/13/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It can be a brothel for insecure people who crave familiarity :tongue:


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5512152 - 04/13/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what about cloning your favorite movie star and making them all your sex slaves? twins then, would become obsolete... imagine an orgy with 10 angelina jolie's and scarlet johanssen(sp?)


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? *DELETED* [Re: DICK]
    #5512163 - 04/13/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5512179 - 04/13/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what about 'eye candy'? so when the other 3 are pleasuring you??

3 pleasuring you and the others pleasuring each other for your visual satisfaction.

id bust in 0.5 of a secondth


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5512191 - 04/13/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That's nothing! Today, my butler was 15 minutes late to work, and forgot to put the olive in my martini. Then, at the country club, I made a bogie on a par 4. Then, when I was sailing on my yacht with my supermodel girlfriend, I realized I had forgotten to bring the champagne! Why me? Why me??!!!!


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5512436 - 04/13/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you think thats bad, my friend still pays for satellite.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5512445 - 04/13/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i don't find comfort in thinking about others tragedies if i have bad day. there will always be someone that suffers alot more than me and you but it really doesn't help my bad day any. i cannot lift the weight of the world on my shoulders but i do sympathize with all who suffers


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: debianlinux]
    #5512459 - 04/13/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

debianlinux said:
Quote:

Brandon said:
Seriously, who would fuck a pair of conjoined twins anyway




you haven't perused much internet porn, have you?
i have learned that there are many many people who will do anything you can dream up and then plenty more. i can definitely imagine that there are several people who would put that on their "to do if i ever get the chance" list.




Now thats a porn I have to see!


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: giz]
    #5512527 - 04/13/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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i don't find comfort in thinking about others tragedies if i have bad day. there will always be someone that suffers alot more than me and you but it really doesn't help my bad day any. i cannot lift the weight of the world on my shoulders but i do sympathize with all who suffers




most intelligent post on this thread yet!

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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5512994 - 04/13/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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what about cloning your favorite movie star and making them all your sex slaves?





Dude, then it would take twenty years before you got laid :grin:


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