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OfflineDICK
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5512152 - 04/13/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what about cloning your favorite movie star and making them all your sex slaves? twins then, would become obsolete... imagine an orgy with 10 angelina jolie's and scarlet johanssen(sp?)


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? *DELETED* [Re: DICK]
    #5512163 - 04/13/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: Cleaning House For Paranoia!



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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5512179 - 04/13/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what about 'eye candy'? so when the other 3 are pleasuring you??

3 pleasuring you and the others pleasuring each other for your visual satisfaction.

id bust in 0.5 of a secondth


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5512191 - 04/13/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That's nothing! Today, my butler was 15 minutes late to work, and forgot to put the olive in my martini. Then, at the country club, I made a bogie on a par 4. Then, when I was sailing on my yacht with my supermodel girlfriend, I realized I had forgotten to bring the champagne! Why me? Why me??!!!!


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5512436 - 04/13/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you think thats bad, my friend still pays for satellite.


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5512445 - 04/13/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i don't find comfort in thinking about others tragedies if i have bad day. there will always be someone that suffers alot more than me and you but it really doesn't help my bad day any. i cannot lift the weight of the world on my shoulders but i do sympathize with all who suffers


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: debianlinux]
    #5512459 - 04/13/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

debianlinux said:
Quote:

Brandon said:
Seriously, who would fuck a pair of conjoined twins anyway




you haven't perused much internet porn, have you?
i have learned that there are many many people who will do anything you can dream up and then plenty more. i can definitely imagine that there are several people who would put that on their "to do if i ever get the chance" list.




Now thats a porn I have to see!


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: giz]
    #5512527 - 04/13/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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giz said:
i don't find comfort in thinking about others tragedies if i have bad day. there will always be someone that suffers alot more than me and you but it really doesn't help my bad day any. i cannot lift the weight of the world on my shoulders but i do sympathize with all who suffers




most intelligent post on this thread yet!

:mypleasure:


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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
    #5512994 - 04/13/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:


what about cloning your favorite movie star and making them all your sex slaves?





Dude, then it would take twenty years before you got laid :grin:


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