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DICK
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Think youre having a bad day?
#5510764 - 04/13/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you have the only ass.
Feel better now?
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
#5510779 - 04/13/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Or
You're a child sex slave in Africa, whose food dishes are always flecked with the dog feces, who is valued 235% more than you. You witness your parents death as well as the destruction of your village. You pray to God everynight, and if you pray too loud, you are whipped and sodomized, sometimes at the same time. You predict in ten years, you will die cold, alone, hungry, and devoid of any human emotion whatsoever
Until then, that siamese twin can go fuck himself.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
#5510780 - 04/13/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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if you're conjoined twin is gay, and you're hetero, does that make the pair collectively bi?
Seriously, who would fuck a pair of conjoined twins anyway
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
#5510886 - 04/13/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think Imagination will be the death of us all.
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: NickSoapdish]
#5511757 - 04/13/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Brandon said: Seriously, who would fuck a pair of conjoined twins anyway
you haven't perused much internet porn, have you? i have learned that there are many many people who will do anything you can dream up and then plenty more. i can definitely imagine that there are several people who would put that on their "to do if i ever get the chance" list.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: debianlinux]
#5511766 - 04/13/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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debianlinux said:
you haven't perused much internet porn, have you? i have learned that there are many many people who will do anything you can dream up and then plenty more. i can definitely imagine that there are several people who would put that on their "to do if i ever get the chance" list.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? *DELETED* [Re: NickSoapdish]
#5511797 - 04/13/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5511804 - 04/13/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Todcasil]
#5511829 - 04/13/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Todcasil said: I think Imagination will be the death of us all.
I think the repitition of crappy jokes will be the death of us all.
In fact, I really wish that people would take note of the upswinging trends in our... oh, wait, hold up... my roommate tivo'd American Idol. brb, this shit is NEW and FRESH. Look for a thread about it, from me! WOOOOOOOOOOyeah.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5511833 - 04/13/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not if you fucked it in the ass.
That would just be gay.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5511856 - 04/13/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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VoidOfsPg said: Not if you fucked it in the ass.
That would just be gay.

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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5511863 - 04/13/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, but at least you could say that you really got to know yourself.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Stein]
#5511985 - 04/13/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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if you cloned yourself the oppsosite sex..(by messing with the xy chromosomes) and fucked your clone, would that be incest?
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
#5511990 - 04/13/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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No. it'd be like a mail order bride.. sort of.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: DICK]
#5511994 - 04/13/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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DICK said: if you cloned yourself the oppsosite sex..(by messing with the xy chromosomes) and fucked your clone, would that be incest?
I'd be more worried about the "playing god" ethical implications, more than the "is this incest?" ones
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Konnrade]
#5512019 - 04/13/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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playing god = k3y
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5512035 - 04/13/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ThaiLipaYai said: If I had myself cloned, and then proceeded to fuck it, would it be masturbation?
I dunno...But "Go Fuck Yourself" would take on an entirely new meaning.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Rono]
#5512046 - 04/13/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Id like to make an army of my clones then open up a brothel.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? *DELETED* [Re: DICK]
#5512118 - 04/13/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Post deleted by ThaiLipaYaiReason for deletion: Cleaning House For Paranoia!
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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Re: Think youre having a bad day? [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5512127 - 04/13/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It can be a brothel for insecure people who crave familiarity
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