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What do you want on your tombstone?
#5507604 - 04/12/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Me, I'd say Mushrooms!
but really, lets say that being cremated, eaten alive or blown into a million pieces were not your options, your only option was to get buried with a tombstone. What would you want it to say?
I think I'd go with: "Dead and loving it!"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5507787 - 04/12/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Do not mourn the end of my body, but celebrate the release of my spirit"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5507812 - 04/12/06 11:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I told you it was malignant!"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5507899 - 04/12/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Deindividuated since (year of death)"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5508047 - 04/12/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i'll be your huckleberry.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5508404 - 04/12/06 02:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Oops!"
Edited by MushmanTheManic (04/12/06 03:33 PM)
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: MushmanTheManic]
#5508462 - 04/12/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nothing. I think it would be odd to have a tombstone with nothing written on it. The "mystery corpse," that's me.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: MOTH]
#5508657 - 04/12/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i now know, and you dont.
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kotik
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5508909 - 04/12/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
i now know, and you dont.
haha aw man, perfect.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5508937 - 04/12/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I once saw the tombstone of a local comedian, my grandparents showed me it. It was enscribed "I told you I was sick". 
 Peace.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5508945 - 04/12/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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</life>
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Quote:
SkorpivoMusterion said: </life>

 Peace.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5509331 - 04/12/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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They weren't kidding, I really couldn't take it with me. Bummer!
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lol
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Basilides]
#5510168 - 04/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I beat you in the Human Race! /quit
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5510178 - 04/12/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I'm sorry about the guy I killed in Reno."
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Basilides]
#5510179 - 04/12/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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here we go again
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5510194 - 04/12/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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No words, just a plasma TV playing Monty Python movies. And maybe some neon lights, and something to sense people walking by that shoots off fireworks.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5510351 - 04/12/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't want a marker of any sort.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
#5510383 - 04/12/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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it always has to be about you and your desires; doesn't it?
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Temptress]
#5510441 - 04/12/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Swami?
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Temptress]
#5510451 - 04/12/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Pee Here"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5510513 - 04/12/06 11:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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What do you want on your tombstone?
Pepperoni and extra cheeeeeeezzzzeeee~.... 
>^;;^<
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5510603 - 04/12/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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What do you want on your tombstone?
Pepperoni, mushrooms, and onion. Oh, and some extra tomato sauce, in deference to the FSM.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Diploid]
#5510613 - 04/12/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Copy cat....! (scroll up ONE post from yours.....)
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5510626 - 04/12/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Plagiarism is a serious crime.
Edited by MushmanTheManic (04/12/06 11:41 PM)
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: MushmanTheManic]
#5510666 - 04/12/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oops, you beat me to the punch. I should have read the whole thread before posting.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5511126 - 04/13/06 04:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I once ate a worm, now the woms are eatiing me, karmas a bitch!"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: barfightlard]
#5511161 - 04/13/06 05:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Dfekt]
#5512437 - 04/13/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"dead girls can't say no"
hahaha!!!
I do't really want a tombstone, as I want to be cremated and scattered, but if there's to be any memorial type thing - I'd want it simple like, "Loved life" or just "Freedom is eternal"
Peyote_Princess xXx
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Peyote_Princess]
#5512596 - 04/13/06 02:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5512646 - 04/13/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't want a tombstone, but I've always liked Mel Blanc's - the voice behind all the Warner cartoons: Bugs, Daffy, Tweety, Sylvester, and especially Porky whose famous farewell is cut in granite.
Personally, I've always wanted to go to medical school, and I began my academic career in pre-med, so I'll probably go eventually as a cadaver - giving my remains to young med students . "What a maroon."
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5512725 - 04/13/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I'll be back"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5512748 - 04/13/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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*wiccan_seeker has left #earth
Or rather "ain't that a bitch, I told you guys to cremate me"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Asante]
#5512811 - 04/13/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I'm available - The shovel is right over there"
"100% Natural, Fertile Compost - 170 lb bag, $8.98"
"Good heavens, it appears as though my penis has been striken with rigor mortis"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: fireworks_god]
#5512847 - 04/13/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
"ain't that a bitch, I told you guys to cremate me"
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Fospher
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Quote:
</life>
Short and to the point.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Fospher]
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KOPIMI
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Psychoslut
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5513369 - 04/13/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jacks are allot better than tombestone.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Psychoslut]
#5513382 - 04/13/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychoslut said: Jacks are allot better than tombestone.
For the most part, I agree, and I consider myself to be quite the frozen pizza connoisseur. 
The best frozen pizza is Home Run Inn.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: fireworks_god]
#5513388 - 04/13/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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No way, Butch's white pizza is where its at.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: Psychoslut]
#5513438 - 04/13/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never heard of it. 
*just remembers that there is a Jack's pepperoni pizza sitting in the freezer*
Be right back! 
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: fireworks_god]
#5514163 - 04/13/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"This Sucks"
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SneezingPenis
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: chaospilot]
#5514192 - 04/13/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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just have a mirror as a tombstone.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? ... a mirror [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5514682 - 04/14/06 02:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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'Intriguing' is the word that pops up
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kotik
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? ... a mirror [Re: Lakefingers]
#5514749 - 04/14/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"dying was more painful than you could ever imagine"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: kotik]
#5533198 - 04/19/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Confusion" will be my epitaph
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: BuddahKillah]
#5533340 - 04/19/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"So much for skydiving"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
#5534243 - 04/19/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"HA HA, I don't have to pay taxes anymore....!"
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? ... a mirror [Re: kotik]
#5535849 - 04/19/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
kotik said: "dying was more painful than you could ever imagine"
HAHAHA
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone? ... a mirror [Re: Dimmy]
#5536471 - 04/20/06 03:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"pwn3d." would be weird.
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